Taco Bell Mukbang - 12/13/2017 - fat

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The early Christmas trend with Amberlynn is very telling. She has no self-control whatsoever. She can't even stand having wrapped gifts around for a couple of days without having to dig into them, let alone packages of food and fresh tacos wrapped in crisp paper. I'm disappointed in Becky for not making her wait. Becky could teach her the joy of anticipation and the value in savoring, but I imagine if she tried Amber probably would throw a fit. "I paid for the gifts, we'll open them when I say." Becky didn't seem like she had fun when Amber asked. And now if they don't do more shopping, Real Christmas is going to be just meh. Could it all have been a ploy to get driven to Walmart?
 
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When you know you should stop eating:

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Sorry to double post, but I just saw this picture. Is it just me or does her left hand look really deformed?
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Amber is the poster child of the typical super morbidly obese hillbilly American female. She is grotesque.

This mook-bong had it all, y’all:
  • AL shovelling food mindlessly into her mouth like she’s in a trance
  • Fixating on how Becky isn’t eating as fast as she is
  • Heavy breathing and wheezing
  • Asking Becky a question then cutting her off and answering it herself
  • Speaking with her mouth full
  • Demanding ass pats from Becky about how great her gifts were and how amazing AL is at buying gifts
  • ALs love is measured by the gifts she buys Becky
  • Guise I’m a lezZzzZbiannn
  • The only hobby she has, playing cards against hew-manitee
  • She is the most generous person, just ask her!
  • Some half assed attempt to be outraged that there were a lack of ‘ethnic’ dolls at the store - See, Becky is NOT racist guise!
  • AL has the best immune system, she rarely gets sick....
  • She’s super excited for the rest of non-vlogmas. She has paperwork for all her sit down vids. She’s trying guise!
  • Finish with AL being super proud that she inhaled 6 tacos. It’s potentially the most productive thing she’s done all year.
It’s good to see history continuously repeating itself with AL and her relationships.
 
The way Becky shoe-horned in that pathetic anecdote about the black doll was cringy as fuck. Has she considered that it's Christmas time and most of the more popular kids toys run out fast? Or that if shit runs out in stores you can order it online for pickup in-store? No, because it's more important that she dissipates the reputation of latent racism that she is so deeply, and clearly insecure about. And here's Amberlynn mumbling something as lettuce dribbles from her lip about "I like a mix [of people]." Is that why you only hang out with fat white homos? Fuck outta here.

And out of the entire twenty seven minutes of bullshitting, it's the fact AL bought Becky a Kate Winslet signed photo that she thinks haters will have a quibble with? Shit averages sixty bucks, chill.
 
Becks looks like she's about to pop from dem Tacos.

Look at that Trenta size solo cup, #JustKentuckyThings or #JustALThings.

You can see AL eyeing Becky's leftover tacos after she inhales the sixth one.
 
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