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So I've been thinking of the whole "humans can be midgets thing" and I think we may have been coming at this from the wrong angle. It's not meant to allow you to play a human midget.

It's supposed to let you play a child.
 
So I've been thinking of the whole "humans can be midgets thing" and I think we may have been coming at this from the wrong angle. It's not meant to allow you to play a human midget.

It's supposed to let you play a child.
The worst thing about this is that you're completely right. Whoever wanted people would start playing humans again got their wish. Fucking monkey's paw...
 
So I've been thinking of the whole "humans can be midgets thing" and I think we may have been coming at this from the wrong angle. It's not meant to allow you to play a human midget.

It's supposed to let you play a child.
Why only humans, though? The furrybait race I can understand because furries love playing short creatures, but I expect these people's degeneracy to know no bounds. So where's the "UOOOOH ELF LOLI" option?

Maybe it's just wishful thinking from me, but pandering to midgets is less awful than the other possibilities.
 
Games that use re-roll mechanics well greatly reduce player frustration at the low end, and allowed for moments of awesome at the high end. Especially if you allow players to spend them to take extra actions or break the rules in some way. I guess it's an "I win" button, but that's not a bad thing on occasion.
I guess "I win" button was a dumb way to describe it, but it seems like if your players know what they are doing, they almost always have advantage rolls on everything they are doing, so handing out more advantages was starting to get tedious to me.
 
Why only humans, though? The furrybait race I can understand because furries love playing short creatures, but I expect these people's degeneracy to know no bounds. So where's the "UOOOOH ELF LOLI" option?

Maybe it's just wishful thinking from me, but pandering to midgets is less awful than the other possibilities.
That's a reasonable question, but I have no idea. Maybe they're trying to leave plausible deniability in for now? They can say "no lol, silly chuds, don't you know pygmies exist? ;)." Plus it does leave the door open for all sorts of coombrained house rules.
 
Finally, I can play a gay dwarf with dwarfism in a battle wheelchair.
And if you make him an Arcane spellcaster you can tentacle rape your enemies with Hunger of Hadar no matter your class.

Meanwhile, someone at Wizards:
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Oh sure, it's all fun and games until the DD/LG coomers show up.
I'm wondering if the mainstream audience will pick up on it and how they'll respond if this really is the case. Pretty much every bit of advice I can recall making it into official books regarding child characters can be summed up as "don't" because their presence completely dominates the tone of every scene they're involved in across the entire game, from combat to social interaction and, yeah, the stereotypical horny bards.

Could Wizards just coast through the negative attention again? If it's got new edition hype behind it maybe, but relying on reputation like that works until it very suddenly doesn't. Don't want to end up in a situation like White Wolf or Blizzard where the audience are already primed and expecting to react negatively no matter what you do.

An example that sticks in my mind on how big the hair-trigger can be surrounding these things would be Radiance House's Grimoire of Lost Souls - the Pact magic conversion for 3pp Pathfinder 1e. It had a more developed subsystem for tracking and manipulating a character's age via magic, from very young to very old, as well as a separate ritual that was fluffed as involving the participants magically simulating sex. People condemned the book on launch because if you combine these two things and squint you would have underage sex in your game, and to this day whenever it's mentioned you have good odds on someone chiming in about how they don't allow it because "it's all gross fetish bait".
 
MCU is a mistake and should end at Endgame if not the first Avengers movie, but did you know that the Marvel release a RPG system based around well Marvel. What is everyone's experience with the Marvel RPG system?
The Marvel Heroic RPG?
If so TLDR the more different resources that people can pull in dice from the better for them in terms of succeeding rolls. I've not seen a decent character gen system for it yet but it's been far too long since I looked.
 
I'm wondering if the mainstream audience will pick up on it and how they'll respond if this really is the case. Pretty much every bit of advice I can recall making it into official books regarding child characters can be summed up as "don't" because their presence completely dominates the tone of every scene they're involved in across the entire game, from combat to social interaction and, yeah, the stereotypical horny bards.

Could Wizards just coast through the negative attention again? If it's got new edition hype behind it maybe, but relying on reputation like that works until it very suddenly doesn't. Don't want to end up in a situation like White Wolf or Blizzard where the audience are already primed and expecting to react negatively no matter what you do.

An example that sticks in my mind on how big the hair-trigger can be surrounding these things would be Radiance House's Grimoire of Lost Souls - the Pact magic conversion for 3pp Pathfinder 1e. It had a more developed subsystem for tracking and manipulating a character's age via magic, from very young to very old, as well as a separate ritual that was fluffed as involving the participants magically simulating sex. People condemned the book on launch because if you combine these two things and squint you would have underage sex in your game, and to this day whenever it's mentioned you have good odds on someone chiming in about how they don't allow it because "it's all gross fetish bait".
My opinion on this can be summed up as this: they won't until it's too late. The reason being is now we have many people in the industry who will actively attempt to shout down anyone who brings this up as well as water carrying "journalists" as regressive right-wing bigots who want to 1488 all the heckin' BIPOCerinos (who are stunning and brave) and trannirinos (who are even more stunning and brave on top of being VALID). And besides, bigot, Rule Zero, don't like don't play but your opinions are evil so Twitter ban naow pl0x.

My point is, coomers have taken over not only the industry but the very culture and they will actively defend each others perverted fantasies unto death.
 
Don't mind me, just farming rainbows.

I sincerely hope that WOTC sees this, sees DnDone's sales go in the fucking shitter, and realizes it's because they're pandering to the perpetually offended.
Mind, by then, it'll be too late, but a boy can dream.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they'll lump any residual 5e sales with DnDone's, since they're two "compatible" editions, and call it a success no matter what. Between "creative accounting" and blind fanboys, they'll squeak by no matter how bad they make things.
 
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Don't mind me, just farming rainbows.

I sincerely hope that WOTC sees this, sees DnDone's sales go in the fucking shitter, and realizes it's because they're pandering to the perpetually offended.
Mind, by then, it'll be too late, but a boy can dream.
As much as I'd like to see them finally crack and decide to just ignore the crazies and go back to basics, the company has been far too infiltrated by trannies, dangerhairs, and SJWs to right that ship.
 
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