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I found a YouTuber by the name of CritCrab that talks about the horror stories that people send him about their TTRPG sessions.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LIFUzJJGu2kHoly shit! This Sue woman sounds like a massive degenerate and psycho. I could not believe that her table dealt with her for 2 years.

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> "Sue was transphobic"

Yeah I know its reddit and everything is STDH but this misgendered tranny is clearly making shit up probably about a girl that wouldn't fuck him.

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-Ok I lied. "3 people applied, we took them" in a group of. Jesus christ. 7 people on Discord crosstalking? I'd lose my fucking mind.
- Oh god it keeps happening. "280year old Drow flirting with a 19 year old HalfOrc? NOT COOL." Yes, shut down uncomfortable cringeflirting, but using that reason? LOL.
- "Stress and had a panic attack her character might die" - again, STDH.txt but nigga that's on you for not booting her then and there.
- Jesus everyone was dating everyone inthat group. It sounds like faggot UwU feelings central.
 
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So the latest free adventure you can get ftom DnD Beyond is working at a coffee shop on campus.

Link here

In "No Tears Over Spilled Coffee," the players' characters are new hires at Strixhaven University's famed Firejolt Café. When their manager suddenly grows ill, it's up to the party to keep the business running! This free D&D adventure is intended for a group of three to four 1st-level characters. It can be completed in about two to three hours and includes a free map from Strixhaven: A Curriculum of Chaos!

Forget fighting evil and getting cool magic items and treasure, I want to roleplay making coffee and serving customers.
 
Out in about 30 seconds
> "Sue was transphobic"

Yeah I know its reddit and everything is STDH but this misgendered tranny is clearly making shit up probably about a girl that wouldn't fuck him.

edit:
-Ok I lied. "3 people applied, we took them" in a group of. Jesus christ. 7 people on Discord crosstalking? I'd lose my fucking mind.
- Oh god it keeps happening. "280year old Drow flirting with a 19 year old HalfOrc? NOT COOL." Yes, shut down uncomfortable cringeflirting, but using that reason? LOL.
- "Stress and had a panic attack her character might die" - again, STDH.txt but nigga that's on you for not booting her then and there.
- Jesus everyone was dating everyone inthat group. It sounds like faggot UwU feelings central.
Maybe a thread should be started over the horror stories that go on with table top sessions. This isn't the garden variety of, "Make the game be just like how it is with Critical Role or Acquisitions Incorporated." No, this is worse. You got sexual harassment and sexual degeneracy all rolled into one. They bring the Neckbeard and That Guy to shame.
 
A party operating a business could work pretty well if it was done something like Recettear. A magical shop where the player characters have to find or craft the wares being sold, plus zany events involving strange/dangerous workplace accidents (do not drop that fireball potion!) and exotic, uncooperative, or just plain weird customers.
I find that giving players a rallying point helps a lot, to the point that many of my modern games that are primarily situated in a city I'll eventually end up giving them a bar/club or something like that. Populate it with some funny/memorable regulars and workers and the shenanigans will create themselves. This also helps in a game like Shadowrun or Rifts, where players sometimes get into that MMO grindset of "gotta save up to buy that next piece of gear to do the next run to get more money to save for the next piece of gear to do the next run to save more money to..." Bars need repairs, taxes go up, some asshole just drove a car through your front door, the mob's trying to to shake you down for protection money (want to pay them off or risk a turf war?), your favorite customer wants that limited edition 2012 Gray Goose for his kid's graduation and he did give you some crucial info last time he was in (and you spotted a nice unopened bottle on Mr Johnson's desk last time you were in there picking up details for a run). The sky is the limit for creatively grounding the players in a location and then using it, but a coffee shop is about the lamest one there is. Of course, this is the company that says you can't scare the players in Ravenloft, so naturally that's what they'd go with.
 
Maybe a thread should be started over the horror stories that go on with table top sessions. This isn't the garden variety of, "Make the game be just like how it is with Critical Role or Acquisitions Incorporated." No, this is worse. You got sexual harassment and sexual degeneracy all rolled into one. They bring the Neckbeard and That Guy to shame.
/tg/ usually has "that guy" threads up, though the quality might be shit nowadays since I'm pretty sure less and less of the board actually plays trpgs. I've definitely seen my fair share of red flag applications on roll20. The only personal anecdote I can think of was a player admitting she wrote 50+ pages of lewd fanfic between two characters in an older campaign. It's pretty easy to learn to avoid the crazies and if you do hook one, don't be a wimp if you're the DM and either give them a talking to or kick them. You are the tard wrangler.

The DM in the video sounds like a beta who deserved getting everything he got for not doing anything about the problem player. Ditto on him and what sounds like a complete shitshow.
 
The DM in the video sounds like a beta who deserved getting everything he got for not doing anything about the problem player. Ditto on him and what sounds like a complete shitshow.

The DM in the video was a tranny talking up the LMNOP+ credentials of their group, so that was STDH. If there was an actual female in the group they were scared off. Actually since its a tranny, good odds their problem child, if they existed, was another tranny.
 
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Women don't like violence or monsters. A lot of them like splice of life stuff mixed with some quirkiness like The Sims. There is nothing wrong with that. Problem is that companies like WotC and others are trying to cater to this market with their products.
I can't recall the names right off, especially since they were originally Japanese and then translated, but there are in fact RPG's that do this exact premise, and from what I understand, do it quite well. Far better than trying to square peg D&D to try doing it.
I'll see your Conan and raise you a Kenshiro
Of course, this is the company that says you can't scare the players in Ravenloft, so naturally that's what they'd go with.
 

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So I'm a pretty firm believer that just about any scenario or adventure can be good if done correctly, I think this holds true for the coffee shop adventure. The premise assumes the party actually cares about the success of the coffee shop and if the magic college gives them ass pats right? What happens when we take that assumption away and give it to a party of assholes. I think you could toss something like this as a side event where the party is actually trying to do something else.

It's a wizard college right? Well that's a fun place to steal shit or murder someone. Maybe the party's contact gives them this one in, and it's the god damn coffee shop. All of a sudden you have your regular asshole party pretending to run this coffee shop while you run an actual adventure, letting the events of the module unfold and fail completely. Might even be able to give the party an enemy to bully. If I end up running this I'll let you guys know.
 
So I'm a pretty firm believer that just about any scenario or adventure can be good if done correctly, I think this holds true for the coffee shop adventure. The premise assumes the party actually cares about the success of the coffee shop and if the magic college gives them ass pats right? What happens when we take that assumption away and give it to a party of assholes. I think you could toss something like this as a side event where the party is actually trying to do something else.

It's a wizard college right? Well that's a fun place to steal shit or murder someone. Maybe the party's contact gives them this one in, and it's the god damn coffee shop. All of a sudden you have your regular asshole party pretending to run this coffee shop while you run an actual adventure, letting the events of the module unfold and fail completely. Might even be able to give the party an enemy to bully. If I end up running this I'll let you guys know.

Again, I'm sure a a world-class chef could make an amazing dish out of a carp fished from a sewage plant, but why go to the effort when there are better fish?

Or maybe another way, why bother putting more effort into running it then the designers put into creating it.
 
Besides, the stupid coffee shop was done better in Lunch Rush from Doikayt. It's the same concept of working in a restaurant and having to deal with customers as well as the supplies. It also is notably more madcap and has personality, and on top of that uses a system just right for a "slice of life" game: PbtA.

It's the first game that finally made that system make sense to me, and it's mainly because it embraced my literal farce situation: you do roll for the damn sandwich since that's what's on the line.

Also I bet they have more crunch than that Wizards thing does.
 
Again, I'm sure a a world-class chef could make an amazing dish out of a carp fished from a sewage plant, but why go to the effort when there are better fish?

Or maybe another way, why bother putting more effort into running it then the designers put into creating it.
You got me there, I figure that it would be a good backdrop if I already had a wizard school heist planned. Ideally this would result in less effort for me because it would be just another area I could quickly toss open. Although reading through this I'm starting to see the only benefit I would get out of using it is the map and maybe some NPC names. I guess there's that shitty dialog I could read out from the manager, people might have fun with that. I don't know, lol.
 
If I had to do a magic college game, I'd probably just lift the entire plots of Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds (part 1) and be done with it.
 
Anyone here got experience running Lancer? Im interested in trying it out and found some people to run a 3 session mini campaign with.

The Mech combat options seem really fun and thats the thing im the most interested about, but Im thinking about scrapping the entire book setting all together because of how nonsensical it is. They wanted to make it very gritty and dark with civil wars and slavery happening all throughout the galaxy, meanwhile theres a solar system wide communist utopia with Star Trek replicators running things.

First thing you see opening the setting section is this:
In this book there are some fraught, difficult, or otherwise uncomfortable themes and content discussed. Lancer takes place in a setting recovering from millennia of cruel anthrochauvinist rule – a fascist, imperial, Earth-first ideology that had little time, space, or care to acknowledge beings or perspectives that ran counter to their didactic tyranny.

We want to acknowledge that many phenomena and acts touched on in Lancer – slavery, exploitation, racism, directed hate, genocide, the stealing of indigenous land – are real phenomena, are ongoing acts of injustice and cruelty, and are not simply “fantasy" or “interesting devices” to use in a roleplaying game. Their inclusion in Lancer is by no means a flippant choice, intended to be read as endorsement, or idle thought.

We think it important also to acknowledge that both Tom and I are writing from the perspective of straight, cis, able-bodied men. When writing Lancer, we wanted to create a setting where humanity is – in the narrative present – at once in a state of utopia and working to affect it. We imagine that Union isn’t burdened by the same cultural definitions of gender that oppress and malign so many people who live under the umbrella of capitalism and empire and, as such, there is a wide spectrum of expression and identity in Union and among its constituent worlds.

At the risk of enacting further violence by depicting worlds and cultures where there are regressive or discriminatory stances on gender baked-in, we have decided not to codify in the rules how players may express themselves – please do note that this absence of canonical definition is absolutely not meant to be read as exclusion, but is meant instead to avoid flattening all possible stories into one “canon” definition of what it means to be gendered, transgender, nonbinary – to have a body in Lancer. We encourage you to play your characters how you see them, and consider them to be in-canon.

We hope that you create narratives and characters that stand against terrible abuses and prejudices. Lancer features no easy aliens to pass these transgressions upon, only other human beings; humanity alone are the architects of terrible cruelties, but we can also be the architects of better, more just futures – and presents.

Lancer is a game that involves war, combat, and facing the terrors of the galaxy – human-made or otherwise – but this does not mean a GM should force their players to encounter scenarios or content that could be triggering or harmful. If there is any canon assumption that would cause you or your players to feel unsafe or distressed, then it does not need to be included. We recommend utilizing the X Card as a tool to establish boundaries if necessary.

We believe that ideas of liberation, of radical antifascism and anti-hate, can begin around the table with friends and end in the streets, at the ballot box, and in all of our hearts. Sometimes around the table with friends is the only place where liberation – where fighting back – can happen. This does not diminish the impact that it can have.

That’s why we made Lancer: to help people fight back, if nowhere else then around the table with friends.

Nigga did you really need to have all of this gay shit in your space battle mecha RPG?
 
Anyone here got experience running Lancer? Im interested in trying it out and found some people to run a 3 session mini campaign with.

The Mech combat options seem really fun and thats the thing im the most interested about, but Im thinking about scrapping the entire book setting all together because of how nonsensical it is. They wanted to make it very gritty and dark with civil wars and slavery happening all throughout the galaxy, meanwhile theres a solar system wide communist utopia with Star Trek replicators running things.

First thing you see opening the setting section is this:

Nigga did you really need to have all of this gay shit in your space battle mecha RPG?
Thank God the writers and/or editors said they don't approve of slavery and other unsavoury things because I am a total fucking retard and assume whatever someone is saying or doing in a fictional environment is an explicit endorsement of said activity on behalf of the creators. Close call!

Reminds me of the Code of Conducts that people are inserting into their game manuals. Speds are actually defending being told what to do outside of the core mechanics related to enjoying their games. I am convinced it's a form of religious masochism at this point.
 
Has anyone looked at that new superhero game Ascendant? It looked neat and I was thinking of running a game with my friends.
 
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