You know what, that unironically sounds like something you could adapt to the Warhammer Fantasy setting for extra hilarity. Just replace ""Jewish Deli" with "Dwarf Tavern". Yet Another Warp Gate in the basement, fights to the death over ancestral grudges, consulting and placating ancestor spirts for guidance, what to do when you undergo temporary unplanned sobriety, and attempting some sort of grudge-based overthrow when everyone present just wants beer.
Jesus Christ, what sort of evil bastard are you?
"Welcome to Dungeonburger, home of the Dungeonburger, can I take your order?"
Making Goblins into a core race is the best thing Paizo has ever done and allowing me to turn him into a goddamn Gummi bear is everything I need to make the GM cry.
4e Shadowfell could never make up its mind if it was Gothic Opium Den Depressing, Halloween Spirit Spooky, or grim dark emo edgelord protohell. Only thing that's consistent is that just residing there afflicts characters with magical depression.
Case in point
Going back to the old discussion about "freakshit", that quote perfectly encapsulates what the term means to me: creating a character just to try to get a reaction out of people, either other players or the GM, or without any regard as to whether the character fits the setting, party or story.
Damn, that's where pumpkin spice comes from. I always suspected...
This is how one knows that this was made by a bunch of faggots from Seattle and is a self insertion of the writers. Coffee shops and baristas are a big part of Seattle and Washington State culture. In fact, many dumb asses from Seattle consider baristas to be "the real working class" here in the state. This was no doubt a self insert fantasy of one of the writers university days working at Starbucks while attending University of Washington. Problem is that players outside of Washington are not going to feel really immersed in this. Cafes and coffee shops are not very common outside of Washington and Oregon. In nearby Idaho they have next to none independent cafes and while there is Starbucks there it is not as prevalent like it is in Washington and the baristas there can't make a macchiato to save their life. How pathetic can one be that they want to relive their university days? It is just sad, especially when it is from grown ass men and women who are pushing 40 or are past 40.
It's called a lack of theory of mind, and it's very popular with the autists who write the above games.
Just did a quick read on the wiki so let me check if I got it right: do you mean to say that these people can't fathom other people thinking differently from them, or they can't understand what other people might be thinking unless they're explicitly told?
The former. When presented with evidence that other people do have their own points of view that are different from their own, they scream Nazi.
Guilty as charged. I live in New England and I have family all the way out to Arizona. A couple small towns I visited for work purposes years ago aside, anything on the west coast states proper might as well be a wild and lawless place with "here be dragons" scrawled all over. And I avoid New York like the fucking plague as a matter of principle.