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Some troon was running around groping people and trying to force themselves on women all gencon.

Story one: https://twitter.com/RekItRaven/status/1557384295194533889

Story two: https://twitter.com/little_red_dot/status/1557466678161727489

There's apparently more, basically just a troon doing the "just us girls" thing and then getting extremely handsy. Naturally it's a six foot tall orc troon forcing themselves on women that are under 5'5. Just another day in an enlightened civil society!
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Apparently, people are defending this person's actions solely because it's a trans person. 🙄

Q: Why do people always accuse trannies of being sexual predators who put on a dress in order to have access to women? Clearly that's just not true.
Q: Also why can't we just bury and excuse off any time a tranny assaults a woman? Keeping it hidden so they can do it again is the only way to own the CHUDs.
 
The creeps are almost never able to pass, for some strange reason.
It's called instinct its kinda important. Shit it's gotten to the point where if someone onlonen
Q: Why do people always accuse trannies of being sexual predators who put on a dress in order to have access to women? Clearly that's just not true.
Q: Also why can't we just bury and excuse off any time a tranny assaults a woman? Keeping it hidden so they can do it again is the only way to own the CHUDs.
How's the saying go? Cut off your lady balls to spite your taint? they can't let  them be right so they dont say anything at all and perpetuate the lie.
 
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Oh look. Twitter progs look at Chimpanzee people that act like chimpanzees and immediately think of black people.

Is it Saturday already?
How silly of me to have read the lore on these creatures and think the Wizard of Oz (because anyone who can wipe their own arse can see that inspiration). No clearly this is a thinly veiled racist swipe at black people across the globe and this must be addressed immediately. I for one hope that all wotc employees have donated enough money to BLM so the heads of that wonderful organisation can purchase themselves a much needed fourth home.
 
I mean, can you believe they went and made this art for the new Spelljammer?[/sarcasm]
 

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Seen in a store yesterday. This is apparently a part of wizkids latest wave.

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It looks so dumb I can't believe nobody had second thoughts about making it.
 
Seen in a store yesterday. This is apparently a part of wizkids latest wave.

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It looks so dumb I can't believe nobody had second thoughts about making it.
Hol' up, a Cleric? On a fucking wheelchair?

The same class that can cast Lesser Restoration and literally get cripples to walk again, at level 3?

They really didn't think this through, did they?
 
Hol' up, a Cleric? On a fucking wheelchair?

The same class that can cast Lesser Restoration and literally get cripples to walk again, at level 3?

They really didn't think this through, did they?
lol no they didn't.

At least a bard or another caster being in a chair'd make some, but not a ton of sense. The one class that can fix their busted legs is very kino.

Up there with crying about being a troon when the setting's magic allows you to either use a cursed item or create an arcane spell or ask for the favor of a god to fix that.
 
Hol' up, a Cleric? On a fucking wheelchair?

The same class that can cast Lesser Restoration and literally get cripples to walk again, at level 3?

They really didn't think this through, did they?
It's the dumbasses who think there's 'NOTHING WROOOONG' with themselves for being born crippled. Ignore that they can't fucking walk or potentially move much of their lower body. Totally nothing wrong with needing someone to sponge bathe them after going on a hard few days of adventuring in their Holy Wheels.
 
Like, there are ways to have interesting characters on wheelchairs in a fantasy setting.

Maybe it's a low-magic setting, or the gods are absent so healing magic is rare. Dark Sun would be a good example. A noble might get a wheelchair. They're not going to be out there fighting in the gladiatorial slave pits, but they're good as set dressing. Could work well as a player's side character for political intrigue in a large city, while the "main" party is wandering around the wasteland turning slavers into corpses.

Maybe the character was born crippled, or was crippled in a freak accident or due to some wasting condition. Magical healing is available, but the character refuses it because they think it's a test of faith from their god, and they will only accept healing once they prove themselves worthy. They'll tumble around and probably spend half the time hanging off the barbarian's shoulders because their wheelchair broke again, but they are persevering. It's a personal trial, and everybody considers them a fanatic for it. And, of course, they're a spellcaster. So they don't need fancy footwork to get the job done.

Maybe it's a gothic horror setting and the character was cursed. Made fun of an old gypsy woman's hairy legs, she indignantly chanted "skedaddle, skedoodle, your dick leg is now a noodle" and now the character is known across the village as Mr. Floppy. Since it's a specific curse, no amount of normal magical healing sticks. So the character has to find a group willing to take them out into the dangerous world to find out just what, exactly, is going to lift that curse.

Note that in every single one of those scenarios the character being crippled is seen as a challenge. It's bad for them. It's not something to be proud of, and it's something the character is actively attempting to either resolve, or compensate for. The character might be proud of their resolve, but they're not proud of their disability. But having someone with easy access to healing magic going around on a wheelchair without them being at least a little crazy in order to justify it is just fucking dumb.
 
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I'm going to start calling it "easy specialness" - forget having a personality, just have something wrong with you!

If a player brought this kind of bullshit to my table the first quest the party is going on is to anartificer to get the cripple a mecha suit or something. If you're going to be a faggot at my table, we're going to make you a kick ass one.
 
No, it's very simple. You see, they're a cleric of Troondor, the deity of self-mutilation. They worship their god by ruining their bodies in some easily-noticed way, such as smashing their legs or ripping off their genitals and wearing a wig that fools nobody, and it's forbidden by doctrine for them to fix it.
 
No, it's very simple. You see, they're a cleric of Troondor, the deity of self-mutilation. They worship their god by ruining their bodies in some easily-noticed way, such as smashing their legs or ripping off their genitals and wearing a wig that fools nobody, and it's forbidden by doctrine for them to fix it.
Wait till they put something like this into DnD canon.
 
Wait till they put something like this into DnD canon.
No, it's very simple. You see, they're a cleric of Troondor, the deity of self-mutilation. They worship their god by ruining their bodies in some easily-noticed way, such as smashing their legs or ripping off their genitals and wearing a wig that fools nobody, and it's forbidden by doctrine for them to fix it.
So https://pathfinder.fandom.com/wiki/Zon-Kuthon but recorded and with a bullshit veneer of "good" added?
 
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