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[Dismaying Tree]

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What the fuck's up with his upper body? It genuinely looks like someone shoved a pillow in there.

 

[ZeCommissar]

I like the appeal of close combat over ranged combat.

Both require skill and reaction, but I always loved the feel of close combat over shooting someone at range with a airsoft gun.

But it's not just swords I like however, maces, spears, clubs, combat knives are just as cool.

IDK why autists like katanas tho, cuz katanas aren't really duel weapons, they were meant for fast strikes and kills, only dueling with another katana or similar sword.

 

[Abethedemon]

Forgive me for what I must Mountain Dew.

 

[Particle Bored]

What the fuck's up with his upper body? It genuinely looks like someone shoved a pillow in there.

Looks to me like it's a "fat neckbeard/brony" Halloween costume.

 

[Krieger]

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For the second one: his stance says weeabo. His gait says Charlie Chaplain. His all of him suggests this isn't even the most embarrassing photo he preserved.

 

[kcbbq]

Forgive me for what I must Mountain Dew.

Haha I'll strap levers to my forearms! My wrists will never break when they hit something. My plan is genius. *swoon*

 

[AnOminous]

Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?

 

[kcbbq]

Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?

Because they are compensating for not being able to be competent martial artists. Those that can do them are busy off doing them.

These are martial autists. Bright distinction.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?

Bad eating habits + shitty genetics (and parents), and lack of giving a fuck about your hygiene and body (no exercise whatsoever) means there is no "middle ground" for these guys.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?

To be fair, the third guy (with the medieval European sword in the field) looks like his BMI is more or less in the normal range. Doesn't stop him from looking totally autistic, though.


EDIT.

 

[A Random]

Why does he look like the most autistic Highlander cosplayer?

 

[Abethedemon]

Notable parts of this video:
His "I love Marijuana" knife
He points out a samurai sword and says it's "very long, like my penis"
He tries to show everyone his scorpion and takes an arduous amount of time to do so
His motive to watch until the end is to tell you to subscribe.

 

[Count groudon]

Forgive me for what I must Mountain Dew.

That cake doesn't stand a fucking chance.

 

[TiggerNits]

This clip from venture bros. sums up my thoughts on sword guys pretty well

 

[Abethedemon]

If this has already been posted, forgive me

 

[lolwut]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mur-c5IiWJIIf this has already been posted, forgive me

It has, but I think it bears repeating. There's been some powerleveling since the last time.

 

[MrLooks]

To be fair, the third guy (with the medieval European sword in the field) looks like his BMI is more or less in the normal range. Doesn't stop him from looking totally autistic, though.


EDIT.

Reminds me of The Postal Dude to be honest...

 

[clowney]

IDK why autists like katanas tho

 

[Saney]

Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?

I also have to wonder why they all have shitty haircuts and/or neckbeards.

 

[millais]

I also have to wonder why they all have shitty haircuts and/or neckbeards.

It is kind of ironic they invest so much time and money into acquiring and mastering every type of imaginable blade, but they have yet to master the simple shaving razor.