UN Swedish Election Megathread

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_general_election,_2018
The 2018 Swedish general election, scheduled for Sunday 9 September 2018, will elect the members of the Riksdag which in turn will elect the Prime Minister of Sweden.
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Political parties in the riksdag
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Socialdemokraterna (The Social Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Social_Democratic_Party
Party leader (and prime minister): Stefan Löfven

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Moderaterna (The Moderate Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderate_Party
Party leader: Ulf Kristersson

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Sverigedemokraterna (The Sweden Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_Democrats
Party leader: Jimmie Åkesson

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Miljöpartiet (The Green Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Party_(Sweden)
Party leaders: Gustav Fridolin, Isabella Lövin

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Centerpartiet (The Center Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_Party_(Sweden)
Party leader: Annie Lööf

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Vänsterpartiet (The Left Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Party_(Sweden)
Party leader: Jonas Sjöstedt

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Folkpartiet Liberalerna (The Liberal Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberals_(Sweden)
Party leader: Jan Björklund

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Kristdemokraterna (The Christian Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Democrats_(Sweden)
Party leader: Ebba Busch Thor
Other political parties worthy of note
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Medborgerlig samling (Citizens' Coalition) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens'_Coalition
Party leader: Ilan Sadé

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Feministiskt initiativ (Feminist Initiative) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_Initiative_(Sweden)
Party leaders: Gudrun Schyman, Gita Nabavi

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Alternativ för Sverige (Alternative for Sweden) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_for_Sweden
Party leader: Gustav Kasselstrand
Who do you think is going to win? If you are Swedish, who are you planning to vote for?

https://www.dn.se/nyheter/politik/dnipsos-kd-klarar-sparren-for-forsta-gangen-pa-over-ett-ar/
>MP and KD above four percent for the first time in months
>SD is still bigger than M
>S still the biggest party but 24,9 % is ridiculously low for a party that used to get 40-50 % of the votes once upon a time
>The "Red Green" bloc (40,4) is bigger than the Alliance (37,7)
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Cunt punching someone doesn't sound like a sex act that would work for very long unless you've got a straight up rape dungeon.
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In the cartoonish world of rad-fems any space with a door is a potential rape dungeon and any interaction between man and woman can be a rape.

ATaxingWoman said:
Something like this:
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AKA their average voter is a white (I say white, because despite claiming to be an intersectional party which cares about immigrants, they appear to have failed to attract immigrant voters.
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This is something that bothers them a lot but they're never going to talk openly about being a party of honkeys with politics that "brown bodies" aren't that interested in.
If one of the browns wants to join they become very excited, they now have an expert in racism and discrimination.

ATaxingWoman said:
They also think that talking about honor oppression is cultural racism and are in favor of abolishing the age limit for sex reassignment surgery.
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They ran some serious harassment against a couple of women that campaigned against the honor culture that leads to violence and even murders of young women.

Other screwy ideas they've had: reverse how rape trials work, the accused has to prove his innocence as he is considered guilty from the start. This was dropped very quickly though, within a day kinds of quick. Their stance on rape these days is that the numbers are exaggerated because blah-blah-blah-blah.

They also wanted to legalize polygamy and allow legal intra-family marriage. Marry your mother, marry your sister, marry your wife, let grampa in on the action and marry him as well. Why? The LGBTQ's wanted it. Why? idk.
 
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No matter how the election goes, S is going to get awful results. In the latest poll they get under 25%, which is a far cry from their glorydays in 68 when they got over 50%. S is some of the smugest fuckers you are going to find as they have created a story of how they created modern Sweden and "saved" us. They can't get into their heads that it ain't 68 anymore. fuck it ain't even 2002, when the primeminster for S didn't sucked ass (he was a smug fucker, but the good one).
 
Foltest said:
No matter how the election goes, S is going to get awful results. In the latest poll they get under 25%, which is a far cry from their glorydays in 68 when they got over 50%. S is some of the smugest fuckers you are going to find as they have created a story of how they created modern Sweden and "saved" us. They can't get into their heads that it ain't 68 anymore. fuck it ain't even 2002, when the primeminster for S didn't sucked ass (he was a smug fucker, but the good one).
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You hit the nail on the head. Even Olof Palme(a Ronald Reagan like deity of Social Democracy) managed to lose his position as prime minister due to hubris and it was the first time in 40 years that his party wasn't at the helm. What happened? He was just so fucking smug and belittling during debates that red voters cast their vote on the blues instead of the reds. And that's how the leader of the farmers league became the prime minister of Sweden!
 
There's a meltdown in progress right now.

Sara Skyttedal, from the Christian Democrats, tweeted that Denmark might be the Nordic oasis of freedom, but they they need to work on their 2nd amendment legislation.
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This was followed by Hanif Bali of the Moderates, he's a sort of Milo Yiannopolous but instead of gay he's an immigrant, really likes to troll people.
His tweet explicitly says that if they're so upset about Skyttedal(above) he intends to give [them] a heart attack by posting a picture of himself with an AR-15 at a schools shooting range.
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People and politician alike were very upset by this and that's not surprising, they don't know that you can legally own guns of all kinds in Sweden, like the two pictured above, and it stresses them out when they hear about it so pls don't tell them they don't need to know.
 
@Smaug's Smokey Hole Speaking of Hanif Bali, he's also currently under fire for having posted a Call of Duty meme on Instagram where he made fun of Dagens Nyheter (a "liberal" newspaper which consists of people who basically hate his guts and are out to smear him whenever possible. They have already accused him of having connections to Russia and once published a bullshit article about him being "factually wrong" because he said that the amount of asylum seekers would continue to be "abnormally high" as if there isn't a difference between personal assessments DN doesn't like and facts. Obviously, they have yet to apologize for any of it):
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This was obviously a joke, but that hasn't stopped the Swedish MSM from going apeshit and claiming that he actually is out to destroy the media industry. The Swedish media branch organization Tidningsutgivarna have even announced that they wish to speak to the Moderate Party leader Ulf Kristersson about Bali's "threats":
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Google translate said:
Media Center's trade association TU-Media in Sweden has today contacted the Moderates for permission to hold a meeting with the party's chairman Ulf Kristersson regarding the allegations of war and media threats such as the party's parliamentarian Hanif Bali expressed in social media.
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I hope the Moderate Party won't back down like they did back when he was accused of having connections to Russia.
 
Unless there is one round in the chamber, that carbine isn't even loaded.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
There's a meltdown in progress right now.

Sara Skyttedal, from the Christian Democrats, tweeted that Denmark might be the Nordic oasis of freedom, but they they need to work on their 2nd amendment legislation.
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This was followed by Hanif Bali of the Moderates, he's a sort of Milo Yiannopolous but instead of gay he's an immigrant, really likes to troll people.
His tweet explicitly says that if they're so upset about Skyttedal(above) he intends to give [them] a heart attack by posting a picture of himself with an AR-15 at a schools shooting range.
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People and politician alike were very upset by this and that's not surprising, they don't know that you can legally own guns of all kinds in Sweden, like the two pictured above, and it stresses them out when they hear about it so pls don't tell them they don't need to know.
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What the hell revolver is that?
 
Big Nasty said:
Taurus .22 long barrel?
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Yeah, probably a .22 like you say, suitable for shooting targets.

She's now straight up trolling the media. She posted a collage of weapon related pictures of herself on twitter, one with a shotgun, one in front of a tank, one in fighter pilot gear from before/after riding in a fighter jet and one where she's about to shoot an AT4 anti-tank weapon(a "bazooka" that many people will recognize from either armed service, video games or movies). She seems to get a lot of "engagement" or whatever it's called on Twitter, considering she represents a party with a voter base that's grown so small that it looked like they were on their way out(polls from July put them at 2.5%, 4% or more is needed to get into parliament).
And people seem to have fun joking around about it while the media fumes, she might have won over some voters just based on that.

Who knew that giving the media swirlies would become a successful political strategy.

She's even living the Brianna Wu dream and borrowed a Lotus Elise to use as a campaign vehicle. (the KD on the front and side stands for Kristdemokraterna, Christian Democrats, it's their abbreviation)
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You know what, in many ways she seems to be what Wu claims to be.
 
Fun thing about Sara Skyttedal: While being the head of the youth wing of the party, she's in fact older and has more political clout than the actual party leader.
 
Big Nasty said:
Fun thing about Sara Skyttedal: While being the head of the youth wing of the party, she's in fact older and has more political clout than the actual party leader.
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Did not know that, that's pretty funny.

The youth organizations of the different parties is a weird fucking thing, the Left party's youth group went insane and tried to secede with the intention of taking all the members and forming their own party using their parent party's name or something.

Many/most of the youth divisions don't seem to have an age limit either and further back in the thread I mentioned men that are north of 30 that are still active members in the youth groups, not in a administrative or mentor like role, no they just show up and hang out. I've heard from people in the Green Party that they have people that never "graduate" into the real party and seem to use it as an opportunity to pick up impressionable 16 year old girls.
One local guy, I think he's 36-37 now, have had five girlfriends in the last ~5 years and they were all farmed from the Greens youth org and they were all ~16 when they got together. The relationships seems to break down as the girl approaches legal adult status.

I've heard from people in the Feminist party that they might have a similar problem, they are so small that there's an inevitable overlap between the main party and the youth groups, but hey, male feminists right?

It happens in the other youth organizations as well, but the Greens seems to be the worst. This isn't something that is talked about in public, it's a mark of shame but it isn't illegal, so my exceptional political analysis is based on what politically active people that thinks this is fucked up have told me. So it's hearsay, but I believe it.

edit: Swedish politics needs to be fumigated, remove the creeps, leeches and the old bats that haunts the place.
 
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Someone has to explain cuckistani politics to me. Are these youth groups independent organizations or something?
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Someone has to explain cuckistani politics to me. Are these youth groups independent organizations or something?
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Assuming you are American, I think the concept of Swedish political youth wings is more or less the same as that of Young Republicans and Young Democrats; get young people engaged in politics, foster potential future politicians that will make sure your party survives et cetera. They are not autonomous, however, their politics are not always 100 % in line with those of the mother party (generally, they are more politically radical).
 
ATaxingWoman said:
Assuming you are American, I think the concept of Swedish political youth wings is more or less the same as that of Young Republicans and Young Democrats; get young people engaged in politics, foster potential future politicians that will make sure your party survives et cetera. They are not autonomous, however, their politics are not always 100 % in line with those of the mother party (generally, they are more politically radical).
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Exactly, they're like the sandbox of politics and recruiting from the public school system. They might play shadow(skugg) party for a couple of years, learning how things actually work, before they go into the real party as full members with some education on party politics and how things are done when it comes to campaign events and the like. It's a Jugend movement of sorts, sans Hitler.
 
Oh, the American versions are pretty much just social clubs for the like-minded that sometimes put up signs or go to campaign rallies or whatever, so that's helpful for me, thanks.
Also, Americans generally don't really join political parties, you just register with whoever you want at the state level.
This results in the occasional hilarious situation where a political party wants to disaffiliate with a politician, but the most they can do is refuse to endorse them in their next election.
I think the communists have actual membership though.
 
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