UN Swedish Election Megathread

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_general_election,_2018

The 2018 Swedish general election, scheduled for Sunday 9 September 2018, will elect the members of the Riksdag which in turn will elect the Prime Minister of Sweden.

Political parties in the riksdag

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Socialdemokraterna (The Social Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Social_Democratic_Party
Party leader (and prime minister): Stefan Löfven

Moderaterna (The Moderate Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderate_Party
Party leader: Ulf Kristersson

Sverigedemokraterna (The Sweden Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_Democrats
Party leader: Jimmie Åkesson

Miljöpartiet (The Green Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Party_(Sweden)
Party leaders: Gustav Fridolin, Isabella Lövin

Centerpartiet (The Center Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_Party_(Sweden)
Party leader: Annie Lööf

Vänsterpartiet (The Left Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Party_(Sweden)
Party leader: Jonas Sjöstedt

Folkpartiet Liberalerna (The Liberal Party) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberals_(Sweden)
Party leader: Jan Björklund

Kristdemokraterna (The Christian Democrats) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Democrats_(Sweden)
Party leader: Ebba Busch Thor

Other political parties worthy of note

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Medborgerlig samling (Citizens' Coalition) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens'_Coalition
Party leader: Ilan Sadé

Feministiskt initiativ (Feminist Initiative) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminist_Initiative_(Sweden)
Party leaders: Gudrun Schyman, Gita Nabavi

Alternativ för Sverige (Alternative for Sweden) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_for_Sweden
Party leader: Gustav Kasselstrand

Who do you think is going to win? If you are Swedish, who are you planning to vote for?

https://www.dn.se/nyheter/politik/dnipsos-kd-klarar-sparren-for-forsta-gangen-pa-over-ett-ar/
>MP and KD above four percent for the first time in months
>SD is still bigger than M
>S still the biggest party but 24,9 % is ridiculously low for a party that used to get 40-50 % of the votes once upon a time
>The "Red Green" bloc (40,4) is bigger than the Alliance (37,7)

 

[Furina]

Women then asked a doctor about the safest way to get double fisted up the ass and he said you shouldn't have two fists up your ass and that surprised them.

I was laughing at this for a good few minutes. God damnit, Sweden. If I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying.

So the SD are the party we're more or less backing as a win by them will have the highest salt generation?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

you shouldn't have two fists up your ass

~Confucius

 

[Big Nasty]

OK, for those of you who want some quick info on those smaller parties without representation in the parliament:

Citizens' Coalition: Disgruntled socially liberal, economically conservative types. Basically liberals who are against immigration from shithole countries and the welfare state. Party leader is a homosexual jew. Likely result: 0.5% of votes.

Alternative for Sweden: Disgruntled former Sweden Democrats who think SD are cucks who don't support the existence of ethnic swedes. Wants to deport minimum 500 000 immigrants, illegal or otherwise. Further ethnic cleansing to follow after that. Pro-welfare state but for whites only, anti-EU, anti-NATO, anti-gay. Led by a guy with hubris who thinks he can copy Donald Trump. Likely result: 1% of votes.

Feminist Initiative: Social justice warriors. Led by an upper-class former alcoholic and communist. Likely result: 2% of votes.

the evils of anal sex

Yeah, I remember that too. You don't hear anything about that anymore.

 

[vertexwindi]

I hope for Sweden to get uncucked, but then it's Sweden and I doubt it'll happen.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

So the SD are the party we're more or less backing as a win by them will have the highest salt generation?

There have been Trump levels of salt over them for years already and they haven't even had the opportunity to decide anything. One of the funniest cut-off-your-nose-to-spite-your-face type of events happened when the Social Democrats finally, FINALLY, managed to bring a thing to the floor for a vote.

The thing was whether or not Sweden should recognize Western Sahara as a sovereign nation, something that's been part of their politics seven years at that point, it was even part of their election promises.

The Swedish Democrats declared their support for West Sahara and their intent to vote yes.

The Social Democrats then tanked the whole fucking thing.

Said it was something for the UN to deal with.


So many Risitas videos could be made from Swedish politics, the Green Party alone could sustain a channel of their own. For those not familiar with that dead gay meme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbFhlfnJep0

 

[ForTheHoard]

It still looks like a dildo though but even that is better than the Greens anus-campaign against nuclear power of yesteryear.

Huh? Every environmental science class I've ever taken has done nothing but teach me that nuclear energy is the ultimate green energy source until solar technology increases efficiency by about 400%.

 

[Foltest]

The green party is a mess in its own right. One of the party leaders (they have two of them) brought a piece of coal when they were against the Swedish company vattenfall (waterfall) was runing coalmines in Germany.

The other one is a massive hypocrite. AS they are green hippies and natur lover, they are of course against people using diesel cars or cars that spew out exhaust gas. So what does her husband own? A big fucking pickup truck that spew out a huge amount of exhaust gas. So what were her defense? "He transport huge boulders for his work".

The funniest part was journalist confront her over it. They brought a toycar that was the same model as her husbands. Funniest shit I have seen in a long time.
The last four years has not been good for the green party. Scandal over them having islamist in the party, bending over for the socialdemocrates and being general incomptent has lead them in a downwards spiral. Hopefully they will not get past the threshold to get into parlament (it is 4%)

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The other one is a massive hypocrite. AS they are green hippies and natur lover, they are of course against people using diesel cars or cars that spew out exhaust gas. So what does her husband own? A big fucking pickup truck that spew out a huge amount of exhaust gas. So what were her defense? "He transport huge boulders for his work".

The funniest part of that was the one that explained that he could own a hundred cars, it wouldn't matter as he only drove one at a time. But making cars have an impact on the environment as well, the reporter said.
To shorten the rest, he explained that having two cars might be more green than just having one because selling the other car to someone might mean that they drive more than him and if he didn't sell his car the potential buyer might buy an electric bicycle instead.

That's the Green Party, colossal idiots, and as Foltest said they're the entryism-party for Islamists including the Muslim Brotherhood IIRC - they had a dude in the Social Democrats though and bringing that issue to light was a mutual assured destruction where the woman who said that it was fucked up was kicked out for getting the MB Islamist kicked out.

Huh? Every environmental science class I've ever taken has done nothing but teach me that nuclear energy is the ultimate green energy source until solar technology increases efficiency by about 400%.

They started as a one issue party: Remove nuclear power.

Then Chernobyl happened and people(in Sweden) were told to stay away from rain because of the nuclear fallout and as a kid that was worrisome. The Greens seized the day and educated children about the nuclear doom facing us all, that was on top of the cold war and the fucking doomsday clock I might add.

Not that they have many voters from that era still, they have acknowledged that their voter base dips very low in age, that's true, many first time voters tend to gravitate to them because "going green" makes sense.
This would be a joke: Do you know what I love about Green Party girls? I get older but they stay the same age, hehehe.
But: Oh yeah there are dudes in their late 30's that are members of the youth/junior organization and pick their chicks from there.

 

[CWCchange]

Apparently not a single party felt the need to put any effort into designing a good looking logo. They all look like they belong to some backyard bike shop or something.

Kristdemokraterna is the only one that looks decent. Everything else looks faggy and/or ready to embrace Sweden's African future.

 

[Big Nasty]

What I think will most likely happen:

More or less given:

*Social Democrats will get the top spot, but less than 25% of votes.
*SD will get the #2 result.
*KD will lose their parliament representation.

Less likely:

*SD will get the #1 result.
*Greens will lose their parliament representation.

Combo breakers:

*SD gets 30+ %.
*AfS gets parliament seats.
*Liberals lose their parliament representation.

 

[Splendid]

They were also against fisting, the sexual terror maneuver where a man throws swift jabs at a pussy until the hand is stuck inside it...

Cunt punching someone doesn't sound like a sex act that would work for very long unless you've got a straight up rape dungeon.

 

[ForTheHoard]

They started as a one issue party: Remove nuclear power.

Then Chernobyl happened and people(in Sweden) were told to stay away from rain because of the nuclear fallout and as a kid that was worrisome. The Greens seized the day and educated children about the nuclear doom facing us all, that was on top of the cold war and the fucking doomsday clock I might add.

Not that they have many voters from that era still, they have acknowledged that their voter base dips very low in age, that's true, many first time voters tend to gravitate to them because "going green" makes sense.
This would be a joke: Do you know what I love about Green Party girls? I get older but they stay the same age, hehehe.
But: Oh yeah there are dudes in their late 30's that are members of the youth/junior organization and pick their chicks from there.

Point 1: The Chernobyl shit makes a lot of sense. If I'm not mistaken, it was Sweden that were the first to be aware of the disaster, excluding of the Soviet Union. Workers leaving a nuclear plant after their shift were setting off detectors. After a sweep of the reactor facility, they determined the source of radiation wasn't from them. After a few hours of looking at weather patterns, they determined the source was coming from Russia. If only I could have been a fly on the wall when that discovery was made.

Point 2: I don't know shit about Sweden, but this is the image that came to my American brain from your joke.

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[Silence of the Troons]

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/gPeO5a/jurist-om-terroroffret-lofven-tappar-ansiktet-politiskt

Ukrainian Iryna was severely injured in the terrorist attack in Stockholm, and received help from Stefan Löfven.
In her journal, it says that the prime minister made decisions about her health care - something that might be in violation with the law.
"The Prime Minister loses face politically," said Tobias Rasberg, lawyer in administrative law.
According to the Government Offices, it is "probably a misunderstanding".

This is a minor thing in comparison to the STA debacle, but it's nevertheless one of many minor and major things that this government has done wrong. It's tragic how the Swedish state has done jack shit to help victims of the Stockholm terror attacks (e.g. no victims fund has been established, despite the fact that such funds already exist in France, the U.K., Germany and Belgium), and yet, at the same time, they keep pouring money down the drain to help child cosplayers from Afghanistan

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The Liberals switched the colors of their logo, to make it look less like a dildo, that has to count as an effort, right?

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It still looks like a dildo though but even that is better than the Greens anus-campaign against nuclear power of yesteryear. That one was supposed to be a sun but it was totally a smiling asshole and it was so obvious that the feminists even appropriated it for their anti buttfucking campaign in the 90's.

Speaking of the Greens and sex, these old campaigning films of theirs are quite funny:

Though it's ironic how they claimed to be "neither blue smygborgare nor red flumvänster", considering the state of the Green Party today ...

 

[mindlessobserver]

Cunt punching someone doesn't sound like a sex act that would work for very long unless you've got a straight up rape dungeon.

Fisting is for the person on the receiving end. Hell even fingering is for the girls benefit, not the mans. A man is truly fucked in the head if he gets off on shoving his hand up a vag. Vaginas are goopy, sloppy things and cunt juice feels nasty on your hands. It's like sticking your fingers in a bowl of pancake batter. You put your hands down there for the benefit of the partner.

Further evidence these dyke feminists don't know how heterosexual sex works.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Of course Sweden is the only country where the Feminist Party (lol) is a serious powerhouse. I wonder what their average voter looks like? What do they think about immigration and refugees?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Of course Sweden is the only country where the Feminist Party (lol) is a serious powerhouse. I wonder what their average voter looks like? What do they think about immigration and refugees?

Something like this:

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AKA their average voter is a white (I say white, because despite claiming to be an intersectional party which cares about immigrants, they appear to have failed to attract immigrant voters. Their regional party boards also tend be as ethnically white as milk) young chick who knows jack shit about politics.

As for their stance on immigration and refugees, these pictures should tell you all you need to know about it (Gita Nabavi is one of the party leaders):

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"For Gita Nabavi and FI, open borders are important"

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"I would like Sweden to have completely open borders"

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"We don't want anybody to be expelled... we're working in that direction" (including criminal non-citizens like Akilov!)

They also think that talking about honor oppression is cultural racism and are in favor of abolishing the age limit for sex reassignment surgery.

 

[MidUSA]

they are of course against people using diesel cars or cars that spew out exhaust gas. So what does her husband own? A big fucking pickup truck that spew out a huge amount of exhaust gas. So what were her defense? "He transport huge boulders for his work".

That's MundaneMatts wife?!

I assumed she'd be fatter

 

[MG 620]

I hope for Sweden to get uncucked, but then it's Sweden and I doubt it'll happen.

Sweden is a lost cause though.

 

[Foltest]

The feminist party had one chance to get into parliament and they blow it in the last election. The migrants crisis acted like shock therapy for the country and a party like FI has a very small chance to get into parliament now. Those who voted for them in the last election is most likley to vote for the commies.

 

[Medicated]

Something like this:

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AKA their average voter is a white (I say white, because despite claiming to be an intersectional party which cares about immigrants, they appear to have failed to attract immigrant voters. Their regional party boards also tend be as ethnically white as tard cum) young chick who knows jack shit about politics.

As for their stance on immigration and refugees, these pictures should tell you all you need to know about it (Gita Nabavi is one of the party leaders):

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"For Gita Nabavi and FI, open borders are important"

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"I would like Sweden to have completely open borders"

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"We don't want anybody to be expelled... we're working in that direction" (including criminal non-citizens like Akilov!)

They also think that talking about honor oppression is cultural racism and are in favor of abolishing the age limit for sex reassignment surgery.

Sounds like she has a rape fetish to me.