Super Smash Bros.

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’m holding out hope that the new character(s) for Smash Ultimate will be something out of left-field, like one of the characters from Bravely Default:

 

[Kornheiser]

I would like to see Raiden from Metal Gear and perhaps this guy in the background.

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

There's two more characters in this DLC pack. Odds are one of them is going to be a Pokemon for a quick roster update.

I hope to God that the next character will be a Pokémon rep because I know for a fact that the ensuing salt from Smash Twitter after the reveal will be massive beyond all fucking belief.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

And how many characters will be in the next pack?

Hopefuly fucking none. I'm sick of the latest anime swordsman and his forty minute trailer showing up when Nintendo should be announcing new games.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

How many packs will there be

 

[Raiken]

How many packs will there be

Sakurai said this is the last one. But they can always change their mind.

 

[0 0]

Sakurai said this is the last one. But they can always change their mind.

If I remember correctly, he used some fuzzy language by saying he intends for this to be the last pack, but Smash prints money and it's on a console that also prints money.

 

[MooseGump]

If I remember correctly, he used some fuzzy language by saying he intends for this to be the last pack, but Smash prints money and it's on a console that also prints money.

If the mythical pro switch is actually a thing Sakurai will have to bite the pillow and take a new pack for sure

 

[Dark Edea]

I’m holding out hope that the new character(s) for Smash Ultimate will be something out of left-field, like one of the characters from Bravely Default:

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Fuck Bravely Default. It is a shit series comprised of lazy, shitty games. They deserve no place in Smash. Radiant Historia would be a significantly better choice.

Hopefully it is not a Pokemon. It likely will be. But I have no interest in more Pokemon or swords. With Pokemon Snap coming out maybe we can compromise with the Ace Attorney fags and get Professor Oak with some Phoenix-like gestures and a Edgeworth assist trophy where he rides a dolphin across the screen.

Goku.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I know that Sakurai, and the creators of the games themselves have said it's never going happen, but I really want someone from the Yakuza series.

Either that, or Wolf Link.

 

[Dark Edea]

Wolf Link sucks worse than Bravely Default. They should go with Amaterasu instead.

Or. Goku.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

If we’re getting another Pokémon, I want it to be Cindereace. I know there’s a lot of fire starters already, but it’d be cool to get a character who’s main means of attacks is kicking.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

If we’re getting another Pokémon, I want it to be Cindereace. I know there’s a lot of fire starters already, but it’d be cool to get a character who’s main means of attacks is kicking.

They could even incorporate a soccer ball mechanic into its attacks.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

They could even incorporate a soccer ball mechanic into its attacks.

Like a consistent projectile that returns to you after a bit.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I'm salty that the gen 2 rep is fucking Pichu. Would love a hard left field pick of there's a pokemon coming.

My full autism choice would be Sparkster.

 

[Mr. 0]

next character must be caeda, it'll be the perfect complement to marth and the best possible choice for all players

 

[Dark Edea]

What if they decided to spite everyone and put Squall from FF8 into the game.

It would be so awful I would probably love it just for the community response.

Worst characters to add! Go!!

 

[SilkGnut]

What if they decided to spite everyone and put Squall from FF8 into the game.

It would be so awful I would probably love it just for the community response.

Worst characters to add! Go!!

....Whatever.

 

[Dark Edea]

....Whatever.

Final smash is a series of ellipses that scroll across the screen.

 

[Titos]

I want Fulgore and I don't care what anyone says.