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lmao buncha stupid ass posts in this thread

Leffen tried to cancel Hax first, Hbox, and M2K. Called M2K a rapist essentially, turns out his dick is mutilated so impossible. Hbox is the devil and a horrible person!!!! he cheated on his girlfriend waoooow how terrible! Hax is trying to use a fighting game controller in Melee waooooow this'll destroy melee as we know it cancel the box or else melee is deadforever!

I mean Leffen had that Jisu shit as well but you don't see him trying to cancel the japanese smash players that showed jisu hentai when zero was 17 and she was 15 and the japanese fags were adults. Leffen just targets fags cause hes a fag himself and wants to be number uno fag.

So now we got hax trying to cancel leffen who tried to cancel him first and now hax is cancelled for it. smash is just for fags enough said.
It's all about the public perception not about who you really are, how well can you play the normies.
you can roundhouse kick babies into the garbage and get away with it, at the same time you can say Tranny once and you are done, it all depends on the lengths people are willing to go to destroy your character, and how you play that character yourself, Twitter Retards success more at cancelling people simply because they are fucking Schizos that never let go, and a lot of E-celebs get away with disgusting shit because they can cry on camera.

Normies rarely make their own conclusions anymore, they wait for the first wave of opinions and bandwagon, Most of them didn't watch Hax video, they just heard some weirdo made a 2 hour long video comparing leffen to Hitler and Stalin read a summary in reddit and joined the herd, HAX completely ruined his public perception with his video, and he knew it, that's why he make a director's cut that is less off-putting and Leffen just had to play the victim to gather sympathy.

It's actually really funny how much Hax fucked up though, got the completely opposite effect of what he was going for, it almost feels like Leffen made it up himself.
 
The reason Hax fucked up his hands so badly is because he was so obsessed he was actively straining himself and ignoring his body's signals that he should take a break or slow down. It was self-harm by negligence. I think that all goes into how crazy he is: he'll fuck his body up in a severe way to get what he wants.
 
The reason Hax fucked up his hands so badly is because he was so obsessed he was actively straining himself and ignoring his body's signals that he should take a break or slow down. It was self-harm by negligence. I think that all goes into how crazy he is: he'll fuck his body up in a severe way to get what he wants.
And when he wasn't playing smash he was furiously masturbating to Leffen, those poor wrists never got a break.

Don't expect anything less from Smashers.

Remember, this is a group of lonely nerds who find their validation in playing a competitive video game that is historically maligned as a competitive game. Not only does everything have to be analytical and facts 'n logic when they discuss their game (because they are on a constant validation quest to get a single thumbs up from Sack o Rye himself), but they absolutely do also feel the need to respond to the pure spergery that Hax came up with in point-by-point .pdf format. The entire community is a milk farm in this way.
both in speedrunning and competitive melee are kinda similar, as in, you'd have to meticulously finding ways to be breaking the game to oblivion, something about it is crack cocaine for ocd autists. Seems like a lot of wasted sperg energy.
 
I have no idea why Hax thought it was a good idea to even include that stuff to begin with, especially considering it didn't do him any favors and killed anything the video may have had in terms of impact, especially now that he had to make a revised cut of Evidence.zip 2 just to make the points he did have better.
Likely because he hasn't left his personal hugbox discord server in several years. He never had anyone around him with the sense to tell him it was a bad idea, and the people he did show the video were all his cheerleaders. The video (and evidence package) got longer and longer rather than shorter and more succinct.

Incidentally, this is the one legit point I think the media has about Incels and other online groups like it. But in contrast to what the media and Twitter or other places where Karen's congregate, I don't believe the problem is that they are sharing these ideas, and they should be suppressed.

The problem is that they have now been forced into the far corners of the internet where the ideas, and the people who have them, can't be exposed to the light in the form of criticism and people who care enough to talk to these fuckups to try and help (through relentless ridicule, of course).

Are there any Farmers in his Discord? It could be funny and/or interesting.
 
We really should be recruiting these speedrunning autists into the CIA or some shit. Toss them infront of a screen of a desert in Syria or something and have to speedrun extraction scenarios.
 
on the other hand, if leffen really is a manipulative, controlling, megalomaniac, it wouldnt be hard to see how he could try to flip the script and get HAX banned over his stupid rant.

stupid rant aside, is banning him for it really the best look?
Internet drama aside I would feel somewhat unsafe having a massive sperg and schizophrenic declare me to be the cause of all evils in the world. Paranoid schizophrenics are one of the most dangerous group of mentally ill out there. If the guy was clearly in his right mind it'd be a different story but forget being banned from a tournament, hax needs to be banned from society. We used to put people like him in hospitals.
 
This dumb bitch is so annoying.
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How dare he not make a big deal out of someone showing you hentai.
I think I missed these tweets from her initial piling onto Hax.
Clearly mad that Hax pointed out her hypocrisy in cancelling Zero for showing her porn, but not Japanese players that did the same:
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I love how she always lumps herself in with Katie, as if what Zero allegedly did to Katie is even remotely on the same level as showing someone hentai.
 
Honestly, Leffin getting Hax banned because “I’m scaared for my liiife” put me on Team Hax. It’s such a pathetic bitch move.
 
Hot takes and memes aside I think we can all agree that Leffen is a slimy faggot and this proved it if nothing else.
Only a sissy starts crying fear about a schizo on the Internet making a video about them. The reason he did it was because beneath the nonsense and spergery was the reality of what he did with that documentary and how much influence he has in this incredibly niche and autistic sphere.
Normally I would agree, and leffen is certainly a mutt pussy but personally if I was leffen, I would make sure that hax wasn't attending any tournaments that I was in the future, because it's clear that he's fucking crazy. You don't fuck with crazy.
 
Honestly, Leffin getting Hax banned because “I’m scaared for my liiife” put me on Team Hax. It’s such a pathetic bitch move.
It's not the first time.

A black smasher chalenged him to money match which Leffen,after clarifiying he's not racist, refused because the smasher in question has a criminal record and allegely fucked someone up
 
Honestly, Leffin getting Hax banned because “I’m scaared for my liiife” put me on Team Hax. It’s such a pathetic bitch move.
To say nothing of the part where it actually seems to give credence to the very basic assertions Hax makes about Leffen's personality.

Reaching into the pot and just pulling out the parts of the proverbial stew that aren't crazy (so removing all the insane hitlerstaleninmaotrump comparisons, death note spergery, dystopian society craziness, make twitter blocking illegal, personality disorder stuff he doesn't seem to have a great grasp on, and so on), Leffen's response here was exactly the thing that the person Hax describes would do: a disingenuous "afraid for muh life" play which in the current climate works a treat and does the maximum damage to Hax.

Not that Hax didn't kind of ask for ridicule by releasing a two and a half hour long schizopost in video form, still, no need for Leffen to be a huge bitch nigga about it.

Like what can this man possibly do to you, Hax got mangly-hands from playing with babytoys too hard and just look at him, he clearly hasn't seen the inside of a gym much less a gun store in 3 decades of existence. :story:
 
Like what can this man possibly do to you, Hax got mangly-hands from playing with babytoys too hard and just look at him, he clearly hasn't seen the inside of a gym much less a gun store in 3 decades of existence. :story:

Yeah, as we all know, all schizophrenic shooters regularly visit the gym and gun stores. You know, chads like elliot rodger. You're delusoinal if you don't think a paranoid schizophrenic is a threat because he's a loser. If he can drive a car, he can run someone over. If his dad has a gun, he can borrow it.
 
Normally I would agree, and leffen is certainly a mutt pussy but personally if I was leffen, I would make sure that hax wasn't attending any tournaments that I was in the future, because it's clear that he's fucking crazy. You don't fuck with crazy.
which of the tewo is likely to be a groomer hax or leffen? leffen must be swimming in dms with al the honeys
 
I would gladly pay a maximum sum of five pounds sterling to watch a pay per view, real-life boxing grudge match between the arch sperg Hax$ and his nemesis, Leffen, who is more commonly known as the gamer embodiment of Mecha Hitler.

Witnessing these two alpha chads of the burgeoning eSports phenomena maneuver their game controller-mangled fingers into a pair of boxing gloves would be an extravaganza in its own right. The sight of the pair attempting to navigate the cultural mores of an unfamiliar sport, requiring a high level of cardiovascular fitness, and a penchant for physical brutality, would truly be a spectacle for the ages.

I doubt that a single punch would be thrown. The fiendish Leffen would attempt to psyche-out his opponent by wandering over to Hax$' corner and engaging his coach in conversation. Hax$, meanwhile, would be absorbed in his private universe, augmented by the tropes of anime and manga. He would likely spend the first round attempting to bind a warrior guardian spirit, who just happens to resemble a Japanese schoolgirl, into his glove, in an attempt to permanently rid the world of the insidious primal evil that refers to itself as Leffen.

The ringside audience would resemble the spectators of the gladiatorial games from the TV show - Spartacus: An unruly mob of degenerates baying for human blood; the women, driven mad by horniness, exposing their bare breasts at these two soy gods of the digital arena.

Joe Rogan would probably jump at the opportunity to claw back his lost credibility by commentating on the action, in between lengthy asides where he discusses getting high and fighting astral projections using jiu jitsu.

It would probably end with Leffen using the political influence that one can obtain, either by ascending to the pinnacle of eSports, or through prolonged interaction with the Bilderberg group, to shut down the livestream and have it expunged from the internet.

If these celebrity sparring matches are going to be a bore, akin to the recent Floyd Mayweather / Logan Paul fight, then let them be the kind of bore that leaves you scratching your head and wondering what the fuck it is that you paid to see.

Ultimately, in addition to the established boxing weight classes, we will require two further satellite categories - 'Sperg Weight' and 'Tard Strength Division' that will accommodate keyboard warriors who want to move their beefs offline and into the meat world. If I was able to pull off the kind of audacious hairstyle sported by the late Don King, then I would set it up myself.
 
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