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Alright, so for anyone who doesn't want to watch a YouTube video of a crazy man rambling on for two and a half hours, I read the first few pages of the manifesto in a mocking tone. Feel free to listen, I might read more of it if there's interest.

 
Takayuki Yagami said:
How the fuck do you fuck your hand up that bad playing a video game? A lot of the OG fighting game pros are still around, and nearing 40 for the most part, and few if any of them seem to have fucked up wrists or hands from slamming around a dpad or arcade lever.
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You gotta understand. Hax played at near computer-tier levels of technical skill to compensate for a lack of raw instinct and reaction the top 5 had. It actually worked really effectively till he hurt himself.
 
Both these faggots should fight in real life. 1v1, final destination (A volcano) and the only weapon is two cyanide pills.
 
I'm listening to the video in the background. Apparently Leffen is HitlerStalin.


This seems really insane so far. Does Smash Brothers cause brain damage or do the brain damaged naturally gravitate toward Smash Brothers?
 
All I needed to do was look up what Leffen looks like to know everything this autist said is true. Gross looking mutt, someone must stop his vile schemes before the Smash community is ruined forever again
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
This seems really insane so far. Does Smash Brothers cause brain damage or do the brain damage naturally gravitate toward Smash Brothers?
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Already been said in the thread a thousand times but...

Normal people: "Fun party game!"

Spergs: "EEeeeee black people, too much negros in other fighting game! No play! No play! I will master combos with zero suit Samus and will eventually find my Japanese wife at the tournament who looks like her."
 
Strange, when I woke up this morning I felt as if all the energy in my body was sapped out of me. This must have been Leffen's doing.
 
Tiggletown said:
As a FGC fan who liked to go to locals precovid I recognize the plague that is smash, so I know at his BEST he's an unwashed low IQ Autist. But if he really outted all those smash pedophiles (aka 90% of the community) then he seems like "one of the good ones"

Btw sorry for newfagging but what version do these two play? The switch version with babies first netcode or the one where you have to lug around a 100lb CRT TV?
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Your local is in same venue as Smash? Poor bastard. The ones in my town have been seperate since before I came in, which is suppose is quite telling. The few people that overlap confirm that they legit stink too.
 
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If this statement is even remotely true, the "Smash community" seems pretty fucking autistic and maybe isn't worth saving.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Why are all the Nintendo Switch fan communities populated with mentally unstable people? You would think Call of Duty or Counterstrike would be the bigger well spring based solely on the subject matter.
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there's nothing on earth more autistic than fanfic style crossovers like smash or kingdom heart, especially if it has "lore". if you want autistic CS then go look at overwatch.
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"decide the entire fate" lol. instead of thinking "real life is becoming just like my anime!!" the dude should have thought "maybe I'm watching too much anime."
 
mindlessobserver said:
Why are all the Nintendo Switch fan communities populated with mentally unstable people? You would think Call of Duty or Counterstrike would be the bigger well spring based solely on the subject matter.
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I dunno. Ask yourself if this is more or less cringe than somebody like Wings of Redemption.

Any sufficiently large gaming scene will likely become autistic. It doesn't even have to concern a specific game. Look at AGDQ/SGDQ.
 
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