Longass Summary.
Chapter 0:
- Jigglypuff will be sent to Auschwitz for ledge grabbing
- Autistic Hitler quote about totalitarianism
- Trump is literally Mao, Stalin, and Hitler, but it's 2021
Chapter 1:
- Hax spent his Trumpbux on a psychology course
- Leffen wants attention, he's Hitler (if the latter is true, he'd have the former so best sword/shield I guess)
- Blocking people on social media should be illegal because freeze peach
- Leffen is assembling an army on Twitter that will put the Chinese People's Liberation Army to shame
Chapter 2:
- Deathnote references, Leffen's avatars are dark not because he's some emo cock, because he wants to become Hitler
- Dark triad and Dark Tetrad
- Autism (wikipedia page on the above summarised)
Chapter 3:
- Ledgegrabbing bad
- This is a reluctant tone
- Leffen is stalking me, harassing me, hurting my feelings

(Maybe use the block button?)
- Hax wants Leffen banned (But the block button impedes on his freeze peach)
- Evidence.zip
- A bunch of testimonies from 2012-2013, lol. Old enough to be put in a museum
- Leffen is a psychopath and a narcissist
- He can compare Smash community in 2021 to totalitarianism, therefore his predictions from 2012 came true
- Leffen is high on the "Machiavellianism Scale"

- Author is high on the autism scale
Chapter 4:
- Evidence.zip banned him
- Leffen apologised
- The apology is fake
- He called the evidence.zip a conspiracy, Hax talks about conspiring to ban Leffen from every tournament
- Leffen subverted his hayterz' fwendz
- Financial capital transfer
Chapter 5:
Ok, this one has merit.
- Leffen engages in tip toeing (give tyrants a bit of leeway, they will go a long shot, some kind of Chinese saying)
- Leffen made a tournament thing for Europe (Levo), Hax is mad because it takes the same timeslot as his Hax's nightclub
- Hax pulls off a gayop to show Leffen is intentionally competing with his event, lol
- Leffen's event was EU only, now there's an American one, therefore he's tip toeing
- To join Leffen's event, you must be a paypig, gay and cringe
- Hax's is free, based and hetero
- Leffen whinged about some stupid Smash event
- Hax sacrificed his event to show people Leffen is intentionally stirring up shit, his gayop worked!
Chapter 6:
Alright, this part is decent too.
- Leffen attacks Hax's BOXX controller
- Digital inputs should be banned, because reasons (Leffen's argument makes no sense to me)
- Digital inputs is worse at times, Leffen didn't know or lied
- Leffen shits on the BOXX, calls it a fingerprint magnet, which it is
- Hax explains the above, and how traditional layouts will fuck up your hand, I agree with his assessment
- BOXX Mod corrects Leffen on L-cancelling, a game mechanic, Leffen screeches about it
- Banned
- Another BOXX mod contests Leffen
- Leffen doesn't understand the game mechanics
- He still doesn't concede
- Leffen is intentionally misinforming people about the product and spreading dumb lies
- So basically, Leffen spreaded lies about a mechanism of the game, he is popular so people took his word as gospel, they used the shitty layout, got fucked hands, and blamed the product
- Hax apologised, admits it's insincere because he wanted to protect his shattered optics. B-b-based!
Chapter 7:
- Leffen wants the BOXX banned
- Leffen lies about Hax's injuries, or he just didn't know
- Leffen talked with Hax about the BOXX, then smears it publicly through misrepresentation
- Leffen makes a ton of videos whining about the product
- Leffen befriends one of the BOXX engineers
- He screeches about some Cardinal 1.0 advantage and shows he doesn't know shit about hardware or coding
- Time to talk about autistic frame rules
- Lel, Hax cancelled
- No free product for Leffen
- Divide and conquer autism
- Leffen whines about the products
- More whinging from him about the product
- Lmao, Hax doxxxed metal condition, he got PTSD and insomnia from vidiya gaymez
- Leffen called this victim blaming after he got called out, even the Gunt isn't that pathetic
- 150 paged BOXX manifesto, BOXX prevails
Chapter 8:
Time for the second box to enter the feud.
- Hbox VS Leffen, let's fucking gooooOOo
- Right, Leffen spread fake news about Hbox
- Hbox becoming less popular because he keeps on winning, Melee is full of faggots and crybabies
- Hbox's infidelity, not trad
- Leffen claims Hbox is destroying melee
- Hbox is rude

(Rich coming from Leffen of all people...)
- Join the Hbox resistance!
- Snowy is Leffen's slave buttboy
- Abuse by proxy
- Pot kettle black
- Leffen is a bad sport
- Oof, BTFO'd
- Hbox gets a crab tossed at him, Melee community is full of queers
Chapter 9:
Years of Research, by a BLM faggot
- Salem got bullied
- Leffen plays the negro like his slave
- Salem got cancelled
Chapter 10:
- Leffen is now the hero
- Leffen uses the Melee paedophilia problems, giving himself some clout
- He speaks out on clout chasing and parasocial behaviours
- Admits to acting like a jerk in the past
- Tons on incoming clout and SJW virtue points
- Right, blackmail as in a word, not Black male, like Fentanyl Floyd grift or getting Salem fucked
- Believe in "victims" (how about no)
- Leffen talks about being slapped and wanting to take fights
- Leffen claimed to be slapped 8 times, it was once or twice according to everyone else
- The person who slapped Leffen explains why he did it
- The beef dates back to old forums in 2010 etc
- Leffen turned on all the lights in the RV and had the game playing on full blast
- Alarm went off but people didn't wake up because they were conditioned by all the noise and light
- Schedule fucked, they could miss the hike
- Leffen whined about a bunch of shit after being confronted
- Leffen blocked them from leaving
- Oh no, the guy that confronted Leffen was seated in front of him...
- Obviously, Leffen started to fuck with the seats
- Basically he's a parasite that stirs up drama
If I were in this situation, I would have just went out and smashed all their shit in a massive spergout.
- The second slap was because of the plane incident
- They speculate on Leffen's ownership of a book called Mein Kampf

(Wouldn't The Art of Seduction be a better fit?)
- More metoo grift
Chapter 11:
- 15k followings and lots of shekelz made during metoo
- Leffen eliminates ZeRo, alleged paedophile
- Jisu/ZeRo situation
- Jisu approached Leffen for advice on exposing ZeRo
- Leffen cancelled ZeRo
- Leffen says he didn't spend much time with ZeRo, but also calls him his fwend
- NUANCED (taking a page out of TYT's playbook?)
- Leffen's Twitlonger was a word salad (agreed)
- ZeRo shared hentai with Japanese smash players
- Wait, really?
Ok, still creepy to share hentai with a bunch of nips but the facts aren't adding up here, those players were 18, they were guilty instead.
- ZeRo wanted to talk to Leffen, Leffen didn't bother, and some people saw through his intentions
Conclusion
This is becoming a Dream stans kind of deal, I see a ton of potential.
I can understand Hax's point of view now. I suggest skipping chapters 0, 1, and 2, and perhaps 3 as well if you understand all that autism already. Starting from 4 is better, then back to 0, 1, 2 and 3.
The blocking freeze peach also makes sense now. Leffen now has the most followers in Smash since ZeRo is gone. Hbox comes second at 250k. Leffen will block whoever disagrees with him, so that's how the block button relates to freeze peach. If Trump blocked everyone that called him a retard for going after Section 230 because Jack Dorsey and Wumao bad, you'd be worried.