Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

[Big Brown Schlub]

Operation Beating a Dead Birthday Horse went off without a hitch. Big ups to the detractors who crowded the diner they wanted to go to, the detractor who got a job at the Burger King and fucked up his order and the detractor who became the sushi chef at the Japanese restaurant and decided to take the day ahf that day.

The next cult meeting and op briefing will be at the usual place. Make sure to take a plate of nuggies and a carton of choccy milk with you to be permitted entry. The password will be Ⱅⰼⱂⱄ ⱒⰵⰾⱂ ⰿⰵ ⱅⱒⰵ ⰿⱁⱄⱅ. The date is the 9th of Ding-You, 4719 when the Star of Supremacy (Polaris) is obscured by the clouds.

हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण , कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे
हरे राम हरे राम , राम राम हरे हरे
હરે કૃષ્ણ હરે કૃષ્ણ કૃષ્ણ કૃષ્ણ હરે હરે
હરે રામ હરે રામ , રામ રામ હરે હરે

 

[gh0stzero]

Operation Beating a Dead Birthday Horse went off without a hitch. Big ups to the detractors who crowded the diner they wanted to go to, the detractor who got a job at the Burger King and fucked up his order and the detractor who became the sushi chef at the Japanese restaurant and decided to take the day ahf that day.

The next cult meeting and op briefing will be at the usual place. Make sure to take a plate of nuggies and a carton of choccy milk with you to be permitted entry. The password will be Ⱅⰼⱂⱄ ⱒⰵⰾⱂ ⰿⰵ ⱅⱒⰵ ⰿⱁⱄⱅ. The date is the 9th of Ding-You, 4719 when the Star of Supremacy (Polaris) is obscured by the clouds.

हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण , कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे
हरे राम हरे राम , राम राम हरे हरे
હરે કૃષ્ણ હરે કૃષ્ણ કૃષ્ણ કૃષ્ણ હરે હરે
હરે રામ હરે રામ , રામ રામ હરે હરે

I don't have chicken nuggies but some of the guys at the burger king parking lot gave me these gummy bears. I shared some with the rest of Task Force Joi and we stayed up late looking at the stars. I can bring some of them if that's ok?

Phil said they were druggies but they just had a sweet tooth for gummy bears is all.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You bastard!

I ate the gummi bears and ended up playing Garfield Kart for 7 hours!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Guys I just got a whole case of Roarin’ waters Caprisun and some new shrinky dinks, come to my backyard after Mom goes to bingo

 

[Prince Lotor]

Whoever's idea it was to give yourself your insulin shots out front of the BK when Phil showed up that was fucking hilarious. Well done. I saved some push-pops for you in the REEhouse.

 

[Reef-Raze]

I'm glad we all decided to meet up to celebrate a trolling well done at Friendly's!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’m asking weekend dad to get us a case for the treehouse

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[gh0stzero]

You bastard!

I ate the gummi bears and ended up playing Garfield Kart for 7 hours!

Yeah but what about the other 16 hours we played together after without the gummi bears?

I'm gonna need to get some visitor passes for the soul calibur 6 tournament so I'm gonna need my crayons and craft string back. I can make do without the craft string but I better get all 12 of those crayons back undamaged or I'm gonna have to have a sit down with Task Force Joi and Sparkles about pulling up the rope ladder on sight of certain people.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yeah but what about the other 16 hours we played together after without the gummi bears?

I'm gonna need to get some visitor passes for the soul calibur 6 tournament so I'm gonna need my crayons and craft string back. I can make do without the craft string but I better get all 12 of those crayons back undamaged or I'm gonna have to have a sit down with Task Force Joi and Sparkles about pulling up the rope ladder on sight of certain people.

I think someone swallowed the black crayon while we were making fun of Kat's sister. Sorry.

 

[gh0stzero]

I think someone swallowed the black crayon while we were making fun of Kat's sister. Sorry.

ok I'll allow that, I never used the black one anyway and that sounded fun lol

 

[Fapcop]

How about Operations Jasper Pull?

We know Phil’s schedule and day off. I know a guy with a delivery truck.

Nobody will notice that driving into his neighborhood.

Break a window, grab Jasper (Phil surely keeps him locked up while he’s out which will make it easier.)

And then for the fun part of the plan.

We’ll do a stream (wearing blue T-shirt’s over our heads for anonymity of course!) and stream at the same time as Phil.

The best part is that Phil’s fans LOVE Jasper, so they’ll come over to our stream instead.

50$ and Jasper wears a little cute cat hat.
100$ and he’ll get to chase a toy mouse.
150$ and he gets dressed in an adorable, cat sized Hulk Hogan outfit.

We will hit Phil right where it hurts: His viewer numbers and his wallet!


BTW: This is a safe place, right? It would be terrible if any of this got back to Phil behind the scenes! He might try to foil the plan by hiding in the basement with Jasper on his days ahff.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Operation: What Does the Kat Weigh is a go

We have the teeter-totter set up with 250 lbs. worth of sandbags.

Further details will be released

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Guise for our next meeting I got Danimals watermelon and strawberry goopy tubes, remember we’re going to insert heterosexual content into Scopelys servers at this one.

 

[gh0stzero]

Guise for our next meeting I got Danimals watermelon and strawberry goopy tubes, remember we’re going to insert heterosexual content into Scopelys servers at this one.

I tried dragging and dropping pictures of Stacy Keibler into the scopely window on the PC at the reehouse but its still not uploading them to the servers

Operation: What Does the Kat Weigh is a go

We have the teeter-totter set up with 250 lbs. worth of sandbags.

Further details will be released

When we're done with the sandbags can we make a big sandpit so i can make sandcastles?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I tried dragging and dropping pictures of Stacy Keibler into the scopely window on the PC at the reehouse but its still not uploading them to the servers

That's because wrestling is gay

When we're done with the sandbags can we make a big sandpit so i can make sandcastles?

Yes

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That's because wrestling is gay

Yes

Well there’s always the late Chyna who had enough muscle to satisfy Phil’s beefcake urges, that could be his gateway back to heterosexual urges

 

[gh0stzero]

That's because wrestling is gay

Oh well that explains it, but uh just leave the pictures of Stacy Keibler alone, I'll get them onto a floppy disk at some point.

Yes

Nice! Just need people to remember to put the lid on the sandpit so Jasper doesn't think its a giant litterbox.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Operation: Slightly loosen the shower head was a success.

Barque's Root Beer will be available for all operatives until the 12 pack is empty.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I checked in with my cousin’s uncle’s next door neighbors janitor who cleans up at Scopely that Hulk Hogan’s Bonerquest 3 is entering development

 

[gh0stzero]

I checked in with my cousin’s uncle’s next door neighbors janitor who cleans up at Scopely that Hulk Hogan’s Bonerquest 3 is entering development

Can you see if they can recover the photos of Stacy Keibler I tried uploading to their servers? I managed to get it onto a USB drive but I think someone stole it