Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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tripmix said:
RTB for cookies and milk. We can't have a field agent out there who just learned Santa and the Tooth Fairy isn't real.

That's an order!
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Roger that! I will eliminate the threat "Grandma's Cookies" at HQ and neutralize the secondary target "hot milk"! Over! Agent JOI, take the flash drive with Windows 10 and take it to Strategic Point B in my stead!
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Are you making up the part about Phil thinking Santa was real until age 17? Because if you aren't, holy shit does that explain a lot.
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Off topic, Phil never gave a exact age when he learned Santa wasn't real. He does tell the story of how one year at family Christmas all the kids got coal as a joke. Phil got the biggest lump and he cried and cried.

Phil also admitted that he thought wrestling was real until the mid 2000's. Phil graduated in 2000. Phil was in college when he realized wrestling was fake. He then realized he sounded like a moron and changed it to the mid 1990's.
 
PutridElephant said:
What's the status of the class acktion lolsuit that Nicky Rackets is heading up? This second flank op still green lit?
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Phil outsmarted us doods, he's just ignoring the summons! How can we take him to court if he doesn't give us permission to sue him?

There's only one way to beat him now: Somebody will have to troll tip him the whole lolsuit one sentence at a time.

The brave autist who does this will have first choice of toppings on pizza if s/he survives :semperfidelis::semperfidelis::semperfidelis:
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I have formed a team of elite forces for our next gay operation. This team was hand picked to combat the "Hate Army 86". The team has been named "Love Navy 69". Why? Because love makes us stronger. Nothing will defeat the power of love!

Our current mission is to hack into Phil's computer and install Windows 10. Phil won't be able to stream for months or maybe even a year while he struggles to learn an entirely new operating system! Brilliant!
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
You gotta be... guys I think I'll need a moment...

Roger that, I have already prepared a flash drive with Windows 10 on it. I've left it at Strategic Point B.
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Roger that! I will eliminate the threat "Grandma's Cookies" at HQ and neutralize the secondary target "hot milk"! Over! Agent JOI, take the flash drive with Windows 10 and take it to Strategic Point B in my stead!
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I think we should double it up with a linux windows dual boot. He won't know what to do at the bootloader because he wont get stream chat loaded up to tell him which buttons to press; the ones that say ubuntu or windows 10 it'll be hillarious

Remember to use mrstupid12 as his password.

Also you said you already left the flash drive at point B I don't need to take it there. Its ok, its been a rough day for you. I wont let your efforts be in vain though this op will succeed!
 
I've gotten app store approval to release "hulk hogan's boner slap adventure" so I can procure those sweet tardbuxx. I'll give 40 percent of proceeds to Null
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Off topic, Phil never gave a exact age when he learned Santa wasn't real. He does tell the story of how one year at family Christmas all the kids got coal as a joke. Phil got the biggest lump and he cried and cried.

Phil also admitted that he thought wrestling was real until the mid 2000's. Phil graduated in 2000. Phil was in college when he realized wrestling was fake. He then realized he sounded like a moron and changed it to the mid 1990's.
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I’m sure he’d never admit to it, but I’m certain he cried and cried when he found out everyone let Hulk Hogan beat them back in the day and that, Hulkamania, in fact, did not run wild on them.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I had to pull a few favors, but I was able to get someone to pay Charon a few extra coins to deny Phil passage on the river Styx. Haha! When Phil dies he will not be able to enter the afterlife!
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Oh man I hope Mom and Dad will let us stay up late to watch Phil's debunk stream saying Charon never even asked for money and was fine being paid in exposure!
 
Operation Put Phil's Condo On A Big Truck And Drive It To The Grand Canyon While He's Sleeping So That When He Wakes Up And Steps Outside He Falls Off A Cliff is complete. Stay tuned.
 
Shambler said:
so i've got a plan to sneak into Gout Palace and replace all his gamer posters with really shitty versions
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Leave the one with the 'Nigger stole my bike' from 'Punch-Out!!' please. Phil even laughs about how the 'Nigger stole my bike' meme is the reason he got it.
Also good luck and Godspeed finding shittier versions of these.
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Prince Lotor said:
Leave the one with the 'Nigger stole my bike' from 'Punch-Out!!' please. Phil even laughs about how the 'Nigger stole my bike' meme is the reason he got it.
Also good luck and Godspeed finding shittier versions of these.
Timestamped @ 7m27s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFaQAm_4wrg:447
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i've got a better idea, i'm going to replace it with a nigger stealing HIS car, paid the guy like 200 bucks said he'd do it wednesday, i'm waiting in the bush to get the picture
 
This weekend could be the last super secret meeting before christmas. Make sure you all bring your top secret plans with you, hide them in your sleeping bag or something.

Also this could be last time to get anything you're going to need over christmas out of our secret hide out of there.

So far I like the plans of swapping Phils art with stuff but we should do it with the discord leaks, the line account and the champions roster. I guess we can hide Tevin in there as well for funsies.
 
tripmix said:
This weekend could be the last super secret meeting before christmas. Make sure you all bring your top secret plans with you, hide them in your sleeping bag or something.
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Can we have a Movie Night? My stepdad says we can borrow his flatscreen and run some extension cords from the playroom into the REEhouse if we promise to go to bed on time!

tripmix said:
Also this could be last time to get anything you're going to need over christmas out of our secret hide out of there.
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Our REEhouse is meant to be fun but these are still super secret gay ops! Everybody make sure Phil can't find our trolling plans when we go home for Christmas!
 
twattycake said:
Can we have a Movie Night? My stepdad says we can borrow his flatscreen and run some extension cords from the playroom into the REEhouse if we promise to go to bed on time!



Our REEhouse is meant to be fun but these are still super secret gay ops! Everybody make sure Phil can't find our trolling plans when we go home for Christmas!
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I mean yeah we can we made some promises about movies at Halloween and I know Blade Runner movies aren't halloween candidates it just sucks to make that commitment.

Blade runner and Blade Runner 2049 might over run some bed times of your guys I need Joi to be present for both she's essential and perfect in every way.
 
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