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Something @Null mentioned on the most recent MATI jogged my noggin and I had a dig through the crates and found this old 45:

I really wanted a good Johnny Cash style boxcar rhythm. Ah well.
Edit: a more mournful take from the b-side.
 
Was watching the MATI stream and the Suno AI got me interested so I had it generate this. Tried to get it to sound like an APC song and it came out with some of Maynard's cadence, well to a degree. I'm actually surprised it would let me add the lyrics big lip dark figures, lol.

Couldn't get the file to upload normally so I just attached the file to this instead.

Edit: File not attached trying again.

Eidt_2: Ok still not working so for now, fuck it. A shame too, after spending 4 hours rendering the visualizer. Ah well.


Final Edit: Haha scottem coach! Note to self don't upload via Brave.
 
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I haven't seen anyone post any Udio generations yet, are they allowed in this thread? I had a lot better results than with Suno on this song (yes, it's based on the copypasta).

Tim & The Cast IRL

[Verse 1]
Listen up, you won't believe your ears,
Tim's here with a story, clear and dear,
He's from the South Side, he'll make you see,
Chicago's life, where he used to be,
But it's complicated, like a civil war,
A tale of two sides, no need to ignore,
As a moderate, he'll find the middle ground,
Orange man bad, but not that profound.


[Chorus]
Slams the table, with his point made right,
In the back of his van, in front of a light,
With his glasses adjusted, he speaks his mind,
Mixed-race dude, telling "truth" unconfined,
Check out his articles, read 'em all,
"Woke outrage in culture war!", hear him call,
Videos galore, from a high school drop,
To the world of news, he sure did hop.


[Verse 2]
Get a copy editor, keep it brief,
Break it down, food analogy, chief,
Horseshoe theory, left eats itself,
Marvel movie scene, he gives himself,
"Can you respect that?" 'Cause in the end,
We all know where his loyalty bends,
Abortion good, death penalty bad,
I'll wrap it up, ain't gonna drag.


[Bridge]
It's nuanced, quite deep if you will,
Democrats gone mad, and possibly evil,
But he's still not voting for that guy,
Got the point? It's time to say goodbye,


[Outro]
Head over to Patreon, share away,
Timcast.com, YouTube, every day,
Stick around, next segment's in sight,
Thanks for hanging, see you later tonight.
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Ok, hopefully this is the last time I get distracted by Suno for a bit. This one made me laugh so I figured I'd make a visualizer for it and post it. Song: Chester the Molester


Woulda liked to have done more with it, but I'm about to head to karaoke so I was in a rush.
 
A collection of songs I made

Cloaca Rimjob said:
Elliot Gomez's theme for the The OFFICIAL Red Mist soundtrack has dropped.
Big thanks to @Admiral Throbnelius for getting round Suno AI's censorship

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[INTRO]
yo yo yo it's ya boy Elliot Gomez!

[VERSE]
Growing up got that dick in my ass.
Minnesota posse always giving me sass!

busting caps while I'm busting fat nuts.
I want that cheesy dick stirring up my guts!

They put they cock in my mouth trying to make me cry.
But I sucked and I sucked till I sucked that cock dry!

Smoking crack and I don't mean the drug!
selling my ass while my two mom's munch each other's rug!

[CHORUS]
ELLIOT GOMEZ! REMEMBER THE NAME!
MY CHOCOLATE BOOTY HOLE PUTS PUSSY TO SHAME!

ELLIOT GOMEZ! REMEMBER THE NAME!
MY CHOCOLATE BOOTY HOLE PUTS PUSSY TO SHAME!

[VERSE]
I got Bai Ara and Bai Mari both wanting my dick!
Those hoes don't know female pussy makes me feel sick!

I got Bai Dong Suk who's fit and able
I offer my ass because his wife's banging the table!

butt cheeks clapping till his balls go numb!
he fills my mouth with hot creamy cum!

[CHORUS]
ELLIOT GOMEZ! REMEMBER THE NAME!
MY CHOCOLATE BOOTY HOLE PUTS PUSSY TO SHAME!

ELLIOT GOMEZ! REMEMBER THE NAME!
MY CHOCOLATE BOOTY HOLE PUTS PUSSY TO SHAME!

[VERSE]
Bai Dong Suk with his footlong junk!
I leave the house with a belly full of spunk.

he doesn't like the Americans and that ain't fair.
By the time he's finished my butt hole looks like a chocolate eclair.

Taking to the streets! keeping it real!
spread my butt cheeks and give the zombies a meal.

Too many cocks makes my butthole queef
My asshole's as wide as the gap in Frank's teeth!

[OUTRO]
ELLIOT GOMEZ!
It's ya boy Elliot Gomez!
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
We got another song from the OFFICIAL Red Mist soundtrack. This ones for all you ladies out there!
I call it "Bai Nara Fucks tables"

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In this tiny kitchen, the walls are closing in
I've been through the storm, but I've still got my grin

my husbands at work. The kids are away.
The secret desire makes my heart go astray

When no other men are fit and able.
I guess I'll just rub myself on the dining room table

I'm captivated by your smooth and polished grace.
your strong wooden exterior brings a smile to my face.

I rub and I rub till my knees go weak.
You take away my breath so bad I can't speak

I slam and I slam with my dried up clam.
The dining room table is better than any man!

The heart is good and has many uses.
As I desecrate the table with my womanly juices.

I feel the pleasure running through my veins.
from my fishy flaps it begins to rain.

The stench of fish stinks out the house.
I wipe up my juices using an old blouse.

Without the table I'm an empty shell.
I'll cook some fish to cover up the smell.
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
suno ai is so fucking neutered now. tried using bri'ish terms to fool it like arse but still didn't work. It even flags words like hell.

Still not enough to stop me disrespecting your waifu @Monostar Leatherknuckles

New Song "Bai Ara's skiddy knickers"

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Sitting on the pan, dropping a jobby.
The stench is so bad it travels to the lobby.

When it comes to men I'm not fussy in my selection.
It's them who has to deal with my yeast infection.

I'm daddy's little girl and I've got a dirty rear.
I got some dirty undies would you like to sniff the fragrance here?

Fish, vinegar, crabs and cheese
My fishy fanny makes the boys weak at the knees.

I fight over willy sometimes with my sister.
Other days we lezz off and I like to fist her.

KOREAN PRINCESS LOOKING FOR A MAN BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO DADDY'S WANDERING HAND.
KOREAN PRINCESS LOOKING FOR A MAN BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO DADDY'S WANDERING HAND.

pull down my pants and I get a massive fright.
It serves me right for not wiping myself right.

when I wipe I wipe it in a rush.
back to front, my fanny is well prepared to deal with the eventual thrush.

I GOT MY SKIDDY UNDIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!
SO MUCH SKIDS YOU'D THINK IT WAS A FORMULA ONE RACE!
I GOT MY SKIDDY UNDIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!
SO MUCH SKIDS YOU'D THINK IT WAS A FORMULA ONE RACE!

Putting in my feminine hygiene product cut me some slack!
The string ends up going straight up my crack!

Walking around all day in town.
When I get home the string's turned brown.

I've got that fishy fanny that's ready to eat!
Now tuck in boy and try not vomit as you enjoy your treat!
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
That might have been a non-machine elf related ailment. I should have just locked my front door. *sigh*

@TrollCat's Owner Do you like my machine elves song?

Elaine.mp3

(Verse 1)
Elaine is ma girl and I don't mind her stink!
through astral projection I create a permanent link!
As I post on the website for my one true Love Elaine
The threat of destruction emerges from an astral plane
the pointy eared menace, the chaos long adored!
With an iron will I shall protect my innocence From the horde!

(Chorus)
BORN FROM IRON AND MAGIC THEY CAME.
FROM THE ASTRAL REALMS TO OUR OWN DOMAIN!
THE MACHINE ELVES ARRIVE WITH ONE SINFUL DUTY.
THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF A YOUNG MAN'S BOOTY!
WITH TONED MACHINE BODIES AND AN SPINE TINGLING HOWL!
IF YOU CANNOT TAKE IT THEN BITE ON A TOWEL!
MACHINE ELVES!
THEIR BODIES A PISTON WITH JUST ONE THOUGHT IN MIND!
IT'S GOING IN! EVEN IF YOUR STRAIGHT AND ALREADY DECLINED!
MACHINE ELVES!

(Verse 2)
My dignitys been stolen! I can't take it no more!
From my body I wipe up the oil that dripped on the floor.
From now I'll stand and fight against Machine Elf goals!
As I stand outside hospitals and harvest some souls!
With this fire in my heart I will fight through these tears.
With Elaine and her scars I will conquer my fears!
fire up some rituals to combat my dwindling mental health
So load up your sigils and get ready to cut yourself!
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BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny said:
I haven't seen anyone post any Udio generations yet, are they allowed in this thread? I had a lot better results than with Suno on this song (yes, it's based on the copypasta).
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Udio is interesting. It does a better job at remixing (gives you options on how close you want to stick to the original), and suggesting tags. The latter is something suno could really use.
 
Made an ironic theme song for Tipster, but didn't feel worth posting in his thread.

 
My fellow Kiwi Suno aficionados, I present to you...

A Kiwi State of Mind
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The only lyrics I did not make was the Mersh stroke rant that is "How Bad is Dayton, Ohio?" the rest are all custom made. Enjoy.
mp3s and lyrics:

Year of the Kiwi

[Verse 1]
Prepare your soul...
Open your mind...
For Global. Kiwi. Domination.
[Verse 2]
The time has come...
When Farmers shall rise...
Expect Total. Advertiser. Annihilation
[Verse 3]
Beyond this point...
There is no return...
Let the show commence
Commence...
Commence.
The Law of Love

[Verse1]
Click on my stream.
And all you would see, is the gleam.
My eyes once had, is no longer there.
Oh how is this fair? In love and war they say.
But lady justice is making me pay.
The price for loving you.
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Verse 2]
Always in sight, like a demon lurking in my corner.
Always over me, like some cats stuck in my ceiling.
Screw my kids, they don't even matter, and my wife doesn't realize.
This is all an act, I've dropped my Christian guise, and I'm just super gay for guys.
Super gay for yooouuu
[Pre Chorus]
Oooooh Mandy (ooh Mandy)
[Chorus]
I may be a lawyer (non-practicing)
But I broke the law of love.
You may be a man, ol' Dan.
But like a criminal, you came and stole my heart.
Oh Mandy, from you, I wish to never part.
Statutory romance, to the 69th degree.
Wouldn't you agree?
[Verse 3]
Say yes please, oh Mandy.
Buffalo Dan, ain't he dandy.
With some big grippers, man handle me like Jackie Singh.
Lets sing together.
Lets ride away, in your Lincoln, and play with our logs together.
Forever...
And ever...
Oh Mandy.
March of the Boglim King

[Intro]
You who would dare to face him...
The supremely autistic King Boglim.
Know now what terror is largely writ...
Beware the Cobra's vile spit!
[Verse 1]
The war he wages against the Trolls.
His legacy inscribed on forum scrolls.
The unending vigil for a dragon lost.
His lair stripped of him, he bears the cost.
[Chorus]
Master of magic, spurned and neglected.
Gaze not your wandering eye towards me.
Disaster of Casper, burned and dejected.
Praise be to he who rose from the deep-sea.
For the Boglim King marches on!
[Verse 2]
Years trapped within a dry sexless hell.
Now he's under the cruel witch's spell.
What depravity could the bog hag have in store.
Like a dummy, Josh asks for more and more.
[Chorus]
Master of magic, spurned and neglected.
Gaze not your wandering eye towards me.
Disaster of Casper, burned and dejected.
Praise be to he who rose from the deep-sea.
For the Boglim King marches on!
Marches on, to a bright new Wyoming dawn!
[Verse 3]
The Reddit niggers think they won, but they aren't right.
Saunders will show them wrong, he'll finish the fight.
With satanic sorcery, he crafts twisted machinations.
But will manic BPD horror whores be his final damnation?
Yet still the Boglim King marches on!
What a Troon Believes

[Verse 1]
Cut off your genitals.
Rearrange your testicles.
Wearing a five o'clock shadow.
Has moobs like lopsided dough.
Little did you know.
Troons diddle kids fo sho.
[Chorus]
Oh what a troon believes.
You're not a woman, you're just a fraud.
Oh what a troon believes.
Your whole existence is an affront to God.
Chromosomes and bone density.
Go on take a trip, to cope city.
[Verse 2]
Go ahead lop off your tits.
See how hard that testosterone hits.
Scarred thigh tissue.
Her hotdog sticks on with glue.
Thinks being a man means being crude.
"Damn bro that's crazy, whatsup dood."
[Chorus]
Oh what a poon believes.
You're not a man, you're just a fraud.
Oh what a poon believes.
Your whole existence is an affront to God.
Chromosomes and bone density.
Go on take a trip, to cope city.
What a troon believes…
Utter insanity.
Gamba Groove

[Verse1]
Look at him getting so low, crawling on the carpet, low down.
Look at him, the guy everybody knows, he's the talk of the town.
"Can you dig it? This crazy scene?"
"Man get with it. This dudes a fiend."
High roller, why don't you show us how its done?
Place your bets, this cat thinks he's already won.
[Chorus]
He's the Bossman! (bossmanjack)
He just lost man! (bossmanjack)
No body knows how it goes.
All that cash went up his nose.
He's the Bossman! (you know it baby)
He just lost man! (funk my life)
Keep on playing, it stays the same.
Keep on gambling, feed the game.
He's the Bossman! (thats right)
Man just funk my life.
[Verse2]
How can a dude groove with all these bad attitude rats about?
Hes got them hook, line, and sinker, but he ain't fishing for trout.
Evil Eddie Just get ready Or you might get some holes in your wall.
Austin's cracked out There aint any doubt Its the pride that comes before the fall...
[Chorus]
He's the Bossman! (bossmanjack)
He just lost man! (bossmanjack)
No body knows how it goes.
All that cash went up his nose.
He's the Bossman! (you know it baby)
He just lost man! (funk my life)
Keep on playing, it stays the same.
Keep on gambling, feed the game.
He's the Bossman! (thats right)
Jackpot baby!
[Verse 3]
Another day.
Another chance to lose it all.
Going in circles.
Hear that siren's call.
Lady lucks running hot tonight.
Like a lit up crack pipe.
Hit that jackpot sucker
He's a real motherfucker.
Milwaukee Vice

[Verse1]
He's a Wisconsin warrior.
Spoon feeds teeth, he's super tough.
The size of lake superior.
Someone farted in his wife's muff.
He once fought a whole bar (of twinkies).
Now I know what you're thinking.
Yes he may have been drinking.
And his fat ain't shrinking.
His basement might be stinking.
But Tomlinson's never out.
Even if he gets gout (snort).
[Chorus]
Stalker child give up the chase.
Prison is your sort of place.
Mock him
Dox him
Swat him
Do what you will.
Yet he lives for the thrill.
Just wait for the knock.
And you'll be in shock.
punishment post hoc.
As Tomlinson's ready to rock.
aaha
aaaha
aaha
[Verse2]
An expert on pepperoni.
Despises Donald Trump.
He's a big fat phony.
More than a little plump.
He won't pay even if the court orders him.
Slander is not appreciated.
The man is easily baited.
Now Quasi's living gold plated.
For eternal Ls he is fated.
Just look at his piggy snout.
Hear him moan and pout.
[Chorus]
Stalker child give up the chase.
Prison is your sort of place.
Mock him
Dox him
Swat him
Do what you will.
Yet he lives for the thrill.
Just wait for the knock.
And you'll be in shock.
punishment post hoc.
As Tomlinson's ready to rock.
aaha
[Verse 3]
Read the Art of War once.
He can’t even sneed.
Yeah, the guy’s a dunce.
Safe isn’t really his speed.
He seems to know everything except how to write.
Crying on the news.
Cops gave him a bruise.
Stuck on a short fuse.
Victimhood he'll abuse.
He's never heard of a workout
He much prefers the dugout.
[Chorus]
Stalker child give up the chase.
Prison is your sort of place.
Mock him
Dox him
Swat him
Do what you will.
Yet he lives for the thrill.
Just wait for the knock.
And you'll be in shock.
punishment post hoc.
As Tomlinson's ready to rock.
aaha
[Outro]
aaha
aaha
aaha
Just wait for the knock.
You're in for a shock.
Stalker child.
He's gonna go wild
Prison is your destination.
Just remember to enjoy your incarceration.
aaha
aaha
Baby Eating Hell Hounds

BARK! BARK!
[Verse1]
Matthew Prince.
The Prince of Lies.
He will hear boofs
Until he cries.
[Chorus]
Baby eating hell hounds!
Baby eating hell hounds!
They'll shit everywhere.
They'll give you a scare.
Baby eating hell hounds!
[Verse2]
Born in the deepest pits of the underworld.
These doggies are a menace.
That only a lawsuit can cure.
Beware their adorable savageness.
[Chorus]
Baby eating hell hounds!
Baby eating hell hounds!
They'll shit everywhere.
They'll give you a scare.
Baby eating hell hounds!
They'll shit everywhere.
They'll give you a scare.
Baby eating hell hounds!
Baby eating hell hounds!
Baby eating hell hounds!
How Bad is Dayton, Ohio?

[Intro]
Shout out to Dayton police for being like...
The most fucking.. it's by the way I have to say this, this is fucked up, holy shit. I didn't even know when I picked this video
[Verse 1]
Female cop.
Gun drawn.
Female cop.
Gun Drawn.
And dog does egeegh...
Female female Cop.
What what white female cop being most competent cop on this scene.
Oh God...
Hang on...
Fe fe female.
She showed restraint.
I...
[Verse2]
How bad is Dayton, Ohio?
I'll put my headphones back, I just...
Dog, doggo doesn't die, female cop. Gun drawn already, got gun, female.
Female, other, ATF, fed feds would've shot dog.
Feds would've shot dog...
Vaquero Vaush

[Verse 1]
Well I'm just an honest man, been readin' Marx all my life.
Yeah I don't got a job, but the ease of streaming is rife.
I make my money grifting, pretend to know the worker's strife.
[Pre Chorus]
But I would give it all away.
Trade it all in this very day.
Get on my knees and pray.
If I heard just a single neigh.
[Chorus]
Cuz I'm addicted to horse cock
The size queen in me says it oughta be.
When I see it I cant help but gawk.
The very sight of it fills me with glee (among other things)
I would even fly to mars, make a quick stop in Venus.
I would even go behind bars, for some horsey penis
[Verse 2]
There ain't no short stack goblins around here big feller.
Rearrange my guts, use me till I'm dumb like Helen Keller.
Come on Mister Ed, I'll ride you rough like a good ol' cowboy.
Or you could saddle me up, take me for a spin, what a joy.
[Pre Chorus]
This is all just so heinous.
Broke ribs and a prolapsed anus
Nothing excuses my gayness
Down the throat, tore my scalenus.
[Chorus]
Cuz I'm addicted to horse cock
The size queen in me says it oughta be.
When I see it I cant help but gawk.
The very sight of it fills me with glee (among other things)
Its the people's cock, ours, excuse my socialist genius.
Horse power ain't talkin bout cars, I refer to horsey penis.
[Outro]
Hey, what're you doing?
NO, don't click that folder, it has my taxes in it.
Well shit...
This One's for the Moids

[Verse 1]
When a femcel calls you a scrote, and it really gets your goat.
When a lesbo preaches misandry, and it upsets you visibly.
Ooooh when women have you down, when you feel like a clown.
Just listen to my spiel, and all that poosy you will steal.
[Chorus]
If you always mew you'll get to screw.
Just blame Jews for your personal issues.
Get some Botox, and you'll be swimming in box.
Don't worry about an absent dad, just be an alpha chad.
A femoid wont avoid a moid like you.
If you just do what I told you, to do.
[Verse 2]
All you gotta do is looks max, and make those fat stacks.
Women only want lots of money, trust me I’m not being funny.
You might have your doubts, but who here is the one with Internet clout?
I know what the women need, they are built only to breed…
[Pre Chorus]
So that's why…
[Chorus]
If you always mew you'll get to screw.
Just blame Jews for your personal issues.
Get some Botox, and you'll be swimming in box.
Don't worry about an absent dad, just be an alpha chad.
A femoid wont avoid a moid like you.
If you just do what I told you, to do.
[Verse 3]
I’ll teach you how to run a family, and to be super duper manly.
No I don’t have any kids of my own, look man just throw me a bone.
Maybe Islam is right, and black is better than white.
No I’m totally not a homo(wink), but that human trafficking makes me look like a chomo.
[Chorus]
If you always mew you'll get to screw.
Just blame Jews for your personal issues.
Get some Botox, and you'll be swimming in box.
Don't worry about an absent dad, just be an alpha chad.
A femoid wont avoid a moid like you.
If you just do what I told you..
To doooooooo!
Holler at the Night

[Verse 1]
You’re welcome…
For all of this content.
My infinite descent.
Watch it blow-by-blow.
This Memphis freak show.
Failure was not my intent.
My friends all came and went.
Revenge, a dish best served slow.
In the end, I'll be feasting on crow.
[Chorus]
Holler at the night.
Under a moon so bright.
Hear a hog scream.
About my dying dream.
Once known as the KIllstream.
Holler at the night.
Like a true trashy white,
Now I’m just a meme.
Hunting for fecal cream.
Drowning in Jim Beam.
Adios al Killstream.
[Verse 2]
A Mexican resident.
For reasons I'm reticent.
Swamped in litigation.
I require your donation.
Pigs are unintelligent.
That's rather self-evident.
For Null, I've immense fixation.
Due to a maize like frustration.
[Chorus]
Holler at the night.
Under a moon so bright.
Hear a hog scream.
About my dying dream.
Once known as the KIllstream.
Holler at the night.
Like a true trashy white,
Now I’m just a meme.
Hunting for fecal cream.
Drowning in Jim Beam.
Adios al Killstream.
[Verse 3]
No matter what I'll always be a swine.
On a diet of Xanax and booze I'll dine.
Fuming at mister medi care.
I put a curse on you I swear.
I'm 5 foot 1, wait make it 4 foot 9.
Continuing the Ralphamale bloodline.
Bish I don't scare.
I lost my only mare.
[Chorus]
Holler at the night.
Under a moon so bright.
Hear a hog scream.
About my dying dream.
Once known as the KIllstream.
Holler at the night.
Like a true trashy white,
Now I’m just a meme.
Hunting for fecal cream.
Drowning in Jim Beam.
Adios al Killstream.
So long 5 star days...
The Fat Side of the Moon

[Verse1]
Eating pizza…
In Serbia…
Get his visa…
Look out America..
[Chorus]
Mad at the Internet.
To troons he is a threat.
Fucks given equals a null set.
Gazing up I see..
The fat side of the Moon.
[verse 2]
Ooperating a lol cow forum…
Practicing streaming decorum…
Don’t give him a woman who’s slim.
He’s fat..
And I would not have sex with him.
 
By translating your lyrics into Japanese you can turn almost anything into a catchy anime theme song:



[Verse]
Kiwi Farms という面白い小さなウェブサイトがあります。 インターネット上で障害者をからかう人々が集まる場所です。 しかし、邪悪なニューハーフたちは楽しみを台無しにしてサイトをオフラインにしようとします。 しかし、私たちのリーダー、ジョシュア・ムーンは彼らの要求に屈しません。

[Chorus]
キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！ SPARKLE MAGIC 決して後退せず、決して降伏しないでください。 キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！ 私たちは最後まで戦います。HOT HOT YEAH

[Verse]
ジョシュ・ムーンは強力なヒーローです。 火山から生まれ、雷でできたチンコを持ち、火を噴き出す。彼はニューハーフや黒人が好きではありません。何よりも、彼は岩を何度も丘の上に転がして戻る強さを持っています。
[CHORUS]
キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！LAVA BABY 決して後退せず、決して降伏しないでください。
キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！ DICK LIGHTNING 私たちは最後まで戦います。

[VERSE]
私たちは最後まで彼をサポートします。私たちはただ知恵遅れをからかい、「黒人」という言葉を言えるようになりたいだけなのですが、それはそんなに多くのことを言うのでしょうか？私たちだけの小さな自閉症の飛び地を作って、私たちを放っておいてください！
[Chorus]
キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！ETERNAL LOVE 決して後退せず、決して降伏しないでください。 キウイ キウイ キウイ キウイ 万歳！ ESTEEMED AND VENERABLE 私たちは最後まで戦います。




[Verse 1]

ユダヤ人だけが、プロパガンダを有能かつ執拗に使用することによって、天国そのものをあたかも地獄であるかのように人々に見せることができ、またその逆に、最も悲惨な種類の人生をあたかも楽園であるかのように見せることができることを知っていた。

[Chorus]

アドルフ アドルフ、WE LOVE YOU アドルフ！ あなたは強力な総統でした! 私たちに戻ってきて、優しいアドルフ！ 一緒に解決策に取り組みましょう! HEIL PARTY YEAH!

[Verse 2]

ユダヤ人はそれを知っていて、それに応じて行動しました。しかし、ドイツ人、というよりドイツ政府は、そのことに少しも疑いを持ちませんでした。戦争中、その無知に対して最も重い罰が支払われなければなりませんでした。

[Chorus]

アドルフ アドルフ、WE LOVE YOU アドルフ！ あなたは強力な総統でした! 私たちに戻ってきて、優しいアドルフ！ 一緒に解決策に取り組みましょう! HEIL PARTY YEAH!

[Bridge]

アドルフ！アドルフ！
WE LOVE YOU
アドルフ！アドルフ！
WE LOVE YOU
アドルフ！アドルフ！
LETS WORK ON THE SOLUTION TOGETHER

[Outro]

アドルフ アドルフ、WE LOVE YOU アドルフ！ あなたは強力な総統でした! 私たちに戻ってきて、優しいアドルフ！ 一緒に解決策に取り組みましょう! HEIL PARTY YEAH!

Go ahead and pop the lyrics into Google Translate if you're interested.
 

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[Verse]
You live your life,
on your knees,
calling men in drag women,
paying lip service to sex pests
When you wipe off your lips,
you look up to Neal Mohan,
to make sure he's happy

[Chorus]
You are a slave!
When you speak,
it churns my stomach,
Your life is wasted,
and I pity you
You are a slave!
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Here is a piece of Christory I always thought would make a good song. Here are 2 different versions.

"Snyder's Rage" by Michael Snyder



[Verse]
I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of.
Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life.

[Bridge]
I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.

[Chorus]
When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if I'm not too busy giving tours.
I will hold the door open for you, if I'm not too busy giving tours.
Sincerely, that God damned Michael Snyder
 
Generated a couple about our favorite people, feds. Yay!


Legal Predators:

[Verse]
Behind the veil of secrecy they lurk
Federal agents in shadows
Their wicked work
Stealing innocent children in the dead of night
Selling them to a dark cult
Their souls taken in flight

[Verse 2]
Corruption runs deep within their twisted hearts
No remorse
No compassion
Just playing their dark parts
They prey upon the vulnerable and the weak
Condemning these children to a life so bleak

[Chorus]
Children of darkness
Lost in the abyss
Taken from their homes
Their innocence dismissed
We won't be silenced
We won't let it go
Expose the truth
Let the whole world know




Infiltration:

[Verse]
Corruption lurking in the shadows of despair
Feds on a mission
Darkness in the air
Twisted intentions
They dare to control
Manipulating innocence
Devouring young souls

Infiltrating the minds of the pure and untouched
Their mission sinister
A plan unhinged and clutched
But we won't stand idle
We won't be confined
We'll break their chains and leave them far behind
 
LiminalHeaven said:
Remember, you took it here. I don't mention anything for sympathy nor do I expect any sympathy especially from a person with an edit of Chris-Chan in their profile picture. I realize that nobody really cares about anyone else and in reality I am wasting my time.

Do I hate women? No, but I don't necessarily like them either.

Am I an Incel? Yes and No. I hate the label and not everything is about simply getting laid. I am guessing that you're a woman but I could be wrong. It has nothing to do with lowering my standards. I first got the Internet in the early 2000's and I have likely sent more messages than you could probably imagine. From plenty of fish, friend finder, Tinder, Match, even disabled4dating. I guess the girl in the wheel chair I sent messages to wasn't lowering my standards enough? Out of hundreds of thousands of messages sent (I gave up completely in 2022) I got bots, scammers, whores, and an occasional BPD woman like Anisa that would talk to me for awhile but ghost me the moment she found someone else to talk to.

Then you have real life where I did manage to make plenty of female friends but I was rejected by all of them. Every single one. Remember, you brought this up so I am not mentioning this for my sake only to prove a point. I am also an 80's kid. I am not young and inexperienced. I know the truth. Everything else is just bullshit and cope.

The rule is LSM.

Looks - Money - Status

If you don't have any of these things you are ditched like a bad habit. You have idiots like PPP of the Kino Casino touting a literal fucking millionaire who's dad is a billionaire as evidence against Incel ideology. The guy giving over a million dollars to an ewhore and getting attention is totally evidence guys!

Ethan Ralph - (had some money) and Status which attracts BPD whores especially
Chris-Chan himself is able to attract a few crazy girls because of status and attention it brings.

If you don't understand BPD and attention seeking behaviors of the average girl/woman I don't know what to tell you.

If you come back at me as if I need to improve this or that you have made my point for me. There is no such thing as love. It is conditional bullshit based in reality on stuff like LSM. Women are not told they need to improve or change anything but its only men.

Another cope is that women can sense a bad attitude or negativity. Women are "great" at sensing this in me but supposedly If you're going to go with this cope explain all the women that got cut up by people like Ted Bundy because they totally could sense bad people or the boyfriend that blackens their eyes. COPE. They "SENSE" looks, money, and Status. You also cannot "sense" these things from a picture on the internet. COPE COPE COPE.

I am glad that the world is burning and dying. If I hate something its probably society in general. I am glad that the birth rates just hit a 100-year low.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-birth-rate-drops-record-low-2023-after-pandemic-uptick/
At the end of the day Anisa is a boring, talentless, NPC-BPD whore and no amount of cope or attacking me will change that. Nobody will care about her beyond a few desperate men willing to pay for her titty pics when you can literally Google them for free. Even if I could I am black-pilled to to point where there isn't a woman on this Earth that could make me turn back to the false dreams and false hopes of a dying society and dying world. I see a bunch of Russians and Ukrainians dying needlessly while there women are already finding men over seas to sleep with. They will be maimed and die for nothing more then the political struggles of a corrupt and evil world.

I will watch it all burn and laugh. I don't care to interact or "save" anything or anyone only shitpost to an obscure forum that is on the front lines of the remaining places where freedom of any kind is still allowed.
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A glorious literary masterpiece has been dropped in the Anisa thread so I did my best to capture the essence


Do I hate women? No, but I don't necessarily like them either.
Am I an Incel? Yes and No.
I hate the label
Not everything is about simply getting laid
I first got the Internet in the early 2000's and I have likely sent more messages than you could imagine
From plenty of fish, friend finder, Tinder, Match, even disabled4dating.
guess the girl in the wheel chair I sent messages to wasn't lowering my standards enough?
Then you have real life where I did manage to make plenty of female friends but I was rejected by all of them
I am also an 80's kid. I am not young and inexperienced.
I know the truth.
Everything else is just bullshit and cope.

The rule is LSM.

Looks - Money - Status
If you don't have any of these things you are ditched like a bad habit.
There is no such thing as love.
Conditional bullshiet based in reality on stuff like LSM.
Women are not told they need to improve or change anything but its only men.
I will watch it all burn and laugh.
 
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