💀 Horrorcow Sun Fruit Dan / Danny Glass - Pregnant lady killer, smelly bloody hippie who ingests turpentine, bleach, and his own piss, v. v. salty at loss of woo-peddling YouTube channel

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I have to wonder just how much of a following they have. It's bad enough when a single lolcow does it, but then they have to go and find a mate, and breed, then spread their lolcowness on to others... They're like a disease.

Damn hippies. Why did they not die out with the 60s? Drugs are supposed to be dangerous, but apparently they're not dangerous enough.
 
I'm surprised him and rain florence haven't met yet and joined forces...they'd be unstoppable....

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Their kid actually looks somewhat healthier than Rain's kid however.... They are probably atleast giving this kid actual food besides just having him survive on breast milk alone.

Also note the name (or nick-name) "baboo" ....and Rain's is buba.... what is it with these hippies and their baby names
 
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Valiant said:
Oh, wasn't this discussed in another thread that "Rope Worms" are the intestinal linings being expelled from the body?
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correct. the invention of the terrifying and poo-covered "rope worm" beast is a product of this specific new-age strain of idiocy: patient zero for ropeworms (more on him later) had a "healthy" diet that caused him to expel gross shit he couldn't identify, so he associated this unknown thing with parasites named for the shapes of their bodies, something similar he'd already heard of.

but rope worms aren't the only things being pulled out of someone's ass! as they are wont to do, the hippies attempted to add legitimacy to the rope worm hoax by fabricating a binomial nomenclature for this new species. once again, their knowledge of biology and biological terms is limited - all they know is that animals have latin names, which they learned from watching Wile E. Coyote chase Road Runner - so they transliterated "human rope worm" to "homo funis vermis" and presented it as 100% believable authentic science. this misinformation was propagated to the point where Google queries about rope worms contain more horseshit than anti-horseshit:

I wanted to share this newly discovered infection that was presented recently at a Chronic Disease Conference by a Dr. Nikolai Gubarev and Professor Alex Volinsky. It is known as Homo Funis Vermis or Human Rope Worm. Its existence and the patented treatment methods are now being promoted by alternative health experts such as Dr Dietrich Klinghardt for sufferers of Lyme’s Disease, Morgellons and even children with Autism. All patients are reporting significant improvements in their state of health.
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the architects behind the rope worm epidemic are a pair of Russian goobers, Nikolai Gubarev and Alex Volinsky. Gubarev works for an occupational safety organization in his native Russia, and holds a patent for a eucalyptus/lemon enema; he patented this delicious cocktail shortly before he and his pal Gubarev uploaded their highly science-esque research paper on rope worms to arxiv.org, and of course, in this paper, it concludes that the only treatment for rope worms is a good euca-lemon ass plumbing several times a day.

for more information on the rope worm debacle, this article covers all the bullet points: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/rope-worms-cest-la-merde/
 
The Lizard Queen said:
I have to wonder just how much of a following they have. It's bad enough when a single lolcow does it, but then they have to go and find a mate, and breed, then spread their lolcowness on to others... They're like a disease.

Damn hippies. Why did they not die out with the 60s? Drugs are supposed to be dangerous, but apparently they're not dangerous enough.
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I think he actually did used to do drugs but claimed to have a heart attack brought on by an overdose during sex. Now he's replaced an addition to psychedelic substances with an addiction to orthorexia and woo:


HOMO INSPECTUS said:
correct. the invention of the terrifying and poo-covered "rope worm" beast is a product of this specific new-age strain of idiocy: patient zero for ropeworms (more on him later) had a "healthy" diet that caused him to expel gross shit he couldn't identify, so he associated this unknown thing with parasites named for the shapes of their bodies, something similar he'd already heard of.

but rope worms aren't the only things being pulled out of someone's ass! as they are wont to do, the hippies attempted to add legitimacy to the rope worm hoax by fabricating a binomial nomenclature for this new species. once again, their knowledge of biology and biological terms is limited - all they know is that animals have latin names, which they learned from watching Wile E. Coyote chase Road Runner - so they transliterated "human rope worm" to "homo funis vermis" and presented it as 100% believable authentic science. this misinformation was propagated to the point where Google queries about rope worms contain more horseshit than anti-horseshit:



the architects behind the rope worm epidemic are a pair of Russian goobers, Nikolai Gubarev and Alex Volinsky. Gubarev works for an occupational safety organization in his native Russia, and holds a patent for a eucalyptus/lemon enema; he patented this delicious cocktail shortly before he and his pal Gubarev uploaded their highly science-esque research paper on rope worms to arxiv.org, and of course, in this paper, it concludes that the only treatment for rope worms is a good euca-lemon ass plumbing several times a day.

for more information on the rope worm debacle, this article covers all the bullet points: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/rope-worms-cest-la-merde/
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Alex Volinsky is also co-admin of the "Rope Worm" private group on Facebook which I've recently been trawling in the MMS thread.

Piga Dgrifm said:
If she's pregnant, I'm not holding out much hope that the baby makes it to term. Probably for the best that way though, unfortunately.
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Already she's had a miscarriage, allegedly. I suspect that subsisting only on tropical fruits and turpentine enemas isn't good for a foetus:


And some bonus content, here's how he brushes his teeth without using toothpaste because those darn dirty Big Pharma types put fluorine in it so the communists can steal your precious bodily fluids. With all that sugary tropical fruit he's chewing through I'm surprised his fangs haven't rotted away entirely:

 
What drives people to expunge every facet of physical joy from their lives like this? Fruits are tasty, but limiting your diet to the exclusion of every thing else is crazy. Unless you are trying to sell it as the next hip fad diet to over-privileged women in Los Angeles along with the turpentine cleansing.

And the no orgasm thing? Hilarious. Wouldn't want to waste your life essence that could be spent lounging around half nude on a Thai beach preaching NoFap to bar girls and sex tourists.

I hate mangoes anyway.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
I think he actually did used to do drugs but claimed to have a heart attack brought on by an overdose during sex. Now he's replaced an addition to psychedelic substances with an addiction to orthorexia and woo:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-djxAD1Fwdw


Alex Volinsky is also co-admin of the "Rope Worm" private group on Facebook which I've recently been trawling in the MMS thread.



Already she's had a miscarriage, allegedly. I suspect that subsisting only on tropical fruits and turpentine enemas isn't good for a foetus:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OQd7EhLdKn0
And some bonus content, here's how he brushes his teeth without using toothpaste because those darn dirty Big Pharma types put fluorine in it so the communists can steal your precious bodily fluids. With all that sugary tropical fruit he's chewing through I'm surprised his fangs haven't rotted away entirely:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7f5WXbHITg
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these guys are going to die very early deaths, they're living a very unhealthy lifestyle and bringing their kid into this mess. yeah eating fruits and doing enemas everyday to rid themselves of ropeworms and other parasites may sound good but without any sustenance theyre just gonna feel horrible in the long run, also the toothbrushing thing is disgusting like holy shit
 
I'm really intrigued to know how these lunatics ended up being crazed piss drinkers. What happened in their lives made them think this was a sensible way to live?
Also they cannot be 29/30. They look way way older. So much for being healthy.
 
Benny Liggins said:
I'm really intrigued to know how these lunatics ended up being crazed piss drinkers. What happened in their livee made them think this was a sensible way to live?
Also they cannot be 29/30. They look way way older. So much for being healthy.
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I stuck his name into 192.com and it came up that in 2005-7 he was living at an address in Margate and was aged 18-21. That's what I based my estimate of his age on:

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Ginger Piglet said:
I stuck his name into 192.com and it came up that in 2005-7 he was living at an address in Margate and was aged 18-21. That's what I based my estimate of his age on:

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...21? thats even younger than i thought! he looks like he's 30, is he too stupid to see that this piss and fruit only diet isnt making him look younger?
 
day_man said:
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when ur toothbrush is BROWN, I'm not taking your advice
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That might be the color of the bristles in the first place.

And far be it from me to agree with a lolcow but brushing your teeth with soap isn't necessarily a bad thing other than the taste. It's not better or worse than using toothpaste. Hell, if this was back in the day we'd all be using urine to clean our teeth. No word of a lie before toothpaste people used all sorts of things including soap and urine.

As such there is a commerical tooth soap out there called "OPA" which is popular with the hippie crowd in part because it's all natural and vegan but it doesn't contain any of that nasty fluoride which everybody knows is a poison that is totally the same as elemental Fluorine which is a poison so therefore fluoride is bad and it allows the government to track you using satellites using your teeth or something something conspiracy New World Order FEMA camps and whatever the current boogeyman is.
 
I'm starting to think this is roughly what Onision's parents were, together with breastfeeding way into Greg's years.
I mean, his mom is still clearly looking for something for her boobs to do.
 
HOMO INSPECTUS said:
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Gubarev works for an occupational safety organization in his native Russia, and holds a patent for a eucalyptus/lemon enema; he patented this delicious cocktail shortly before he and his pal Gubarev uploaded their highly science-esque research paper on rope worms to arxiv.org, and of course, in this paper, it concludes that the only treatment for rope worms is a good euca-lemon ass plumbing several times a day.
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Eucalyptus and lemon enema? Did he patent it as a torture device?
 
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