Summer Games Fest 2024

[Celebrate Nite]

EDIT 5-23-2024: A.K.A. The Summer Shows Thread (post E3 death)
... yea there's apparently more shows happening

Warhammer Skulls 2024 Announcement Showcase
May 23 at 12:00 PM EST
twitch.tv/warhammer

INDIE Live Expo 2024
May 25 at 4:00 AM EST

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Great Aquaplus 30th Anniversary Festival & Utawarerumono: Lost Flag
4.5th Anniversary Special Broadcast
May 26 at 7AM EST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW4zvOGDhzM[Embed][/Embed]

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Playstation Showcase
~May 27th at TBD
twitch.tv/playstation

AG French Direct 2024
May 29 at 12:00 PM EST.

https://www.youtube.com/@ActuGaming/streams

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Event starts on June 7th, with the following events:

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[Asian tech support]

I hate every name I see there.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

""""Women"""""-led games

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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""""Women"""""-led games

More like Women-Lead, because that's what their games sink like on the sales charts, am I right?

 

[#FF0000]

Can't wait for another 15 farming games to be announced!
Also I like how they use "Latin American" instead of "Latinx". Surprised they didn't do that but I don't think anyone can, or will, complain about using "Latin American".

 

[Soycast Guy]

So the only one that’s maybe even worth watching for a mere minute and hoping for a crumb of a good game is summer games fest. Got it. And that’s me being optimistic.

 

[Miller]

I hate Geoff Keighley and I hate what he has done to the industry.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

I hate Geoff Keighley and I hate what he has done to the industry.

 

[Anon88]

I’m kind of interested in the Xbox one. I’m hoping for more information on Awoved and Clockwork Revolution. I don’t really believe either of them are going to be good but I’m still curious about them.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Can we please bring back E3. This shit is even gayer.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Can't wait for another 15 farming games to be announced!
Also I like how they use "Latin American" instead of "Latinx". Surprised they didn't do that but I don't think anyone can, or will, complain about using "Latin American".

Actual Latinos generally do not like the Latinx term. It hasn't really caught on outside of hyper woke circles no matter how hard they try. It's even less used than cis in my experience.

I used to have hope for indie games. I mean there's some good ones out there. But too many farm sims and ugly queer VNs. At least when Japan does those they make the characters attractive.

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""""Women"""""-led games

I'm imagining a panel with one lone real woman looking uncomfortable and hoping she doesn't get raped in the bathroom by her STEM "Sisters".

 

[#FF0000]

I used to have hope for indie games. I mean there's some good ones out there

You should try Animal Well. It's like Halo 2 meets Halo 3

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

only Microsoft seems a bit interesting. rest look like globohomo garbage.

I miss E3.

 

[SiccDicc]

Also I like how they use "Latin American" instead of "Latinx". Surprised they didn't do that but I don't think anyone can, or will, complain about using "Latin American".

Pretty sure they did once and every Latino and Latina reamed them for it. I know Steam got reamed to hell and back over their LatinX sale thingy.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I used to have hope for indie games. I mean there's some good ones out there. But too many farm sims and ugly queer VNs. At least when Japan does those they make the characters attractive.

Every week when there's a new sale on the Switch eShop, I like to browse the cheapos that no one is brave enough to even give the time of day, and believe it or not, there are some nice hidden gems in the mountain of shit that is the $1.99-$9.99 section.

The ones I've played and recommend:

• 10 Second Run Returns
• 140
• Crazy BMX World
• Crypt Stalker
• Fairune Collection
• Geki Yaba Runner Anniversary Edition
• Go! Go! pogoGirl
• Gravity Duck
• Moon Raider
• Mutant Mudds Collection
• Squidlit
• Super Cyborg
• Super Kiwi 64

The guy that made Gunman Clive also made other games. Mechstermination Force (Cuphead, but the enemies are robots that you can also climb like shadow of the colossus), Onion Assault (Super Mario 2 USA) and Super Punch Patrol (Streets Of Rage / Final Fight). They're all tough as nails though.

The VN's are whatever... Switch seems to have everyone force a +17 version of them where it's just bare tits and nothing more, whereas on Steam and GOG they're always +18, I'm guessing so that they can stick with that "M" rating on switch and not go full "Ao", which afaik nobody has really had the balls to do outside of a select few decades ago.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Apart from laughing at the wokification, blatant tranny worship and how fucking terrible the 'games' will be, I honestly couldn't give a fuck about any of these showcases, directs, state of plays etc.

Until e3 comes back with booth babes and live shows, they may as well cancel all of this fucking dog shit.

 

[Danann]

Nintendo was smart enough to not associate themselves with these pozzed assholes.

 

[Byte Doctor]

Oh boy, Can't wait for Summer Snooze-Fest.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Edited the first post, apparently there's more shit taking place before the summer games fest

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

The show was boring - no interesting games except maybe Kingdom Come Deliverance 2.
I did enjoy the surprise appearance of what I can only assume to be Liz Fong Jones and Nick Rekieta cosplayers, though!