Suicide speedrun - Canadian healthcare in America challenge

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You want to kill yourself or be killed as quickly as possible.

Neutral spawn: American vista.



You have no items. You have no money. You are wearing clothes but you are not allowed to use them to kill yourself, but you are allowed to remove them.

Other people are allowed to kill you, but only intentionally. No accidents (jumping in front of a car, getting run over without them noticing, running in front of a gunfight). The other party has to make the conscious decision to end your life.

You are allowed to change your physical characteristics before spawning (sex, age, height, race, et cetera).

What is the fastest way to get yourself killed?

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Run into traffic towards the golden arches there, if still alive, run into the McDonald's and dive over the counter. Find the deep fryer and immediately plunge your skull into it. Keep head submerged until you dead.

 

[Blackstar]

Be born a girl in 1 child policy China, bam.

 

[Justtocheck]

Easy. Drive around until you meet the drug dealing black dudes on the dark parking lots. Jog over to them and put your hand in your pants, making it look like you are trying to pull a gun from your trousers that got a bit stuck while at the same time yelling "I want my money, I'll kill you!!" repeatedly.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Backwards longjump towards the nearest building. Take something heavy from outside and use it to smash a window. Take one of the shards and use to repeatedly stab yourself in the jugular. There is some RNG in the time to exsanguinate, but overall it should be the fastest and most consistant way to finish.