I'd rather you not kill yourself. Besides the whole mess your folks will have to witness and the police will have to clean, human life is pretty valuable, and hope does exist. Like fleeting leaves on rocking hurricanes, sure, but it's there all the same.
Plus, we're a laughing forum. There's nothing funny about some miserable person dying without any clue to who they are. I mean, there's nothing funny about suicide in general, but ya catch my drift.