Subnautica - Undah Dah Sea (you die)

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I've been playing it with a friend and while it being more subnautica but with coop mostly saves it as a fun game (idk for how long, since you need so much god damn copper to expand your base we have zero desire to build a second one) one of my biggest issue is that it's hard to find the specific materials you want when you want them, so the game slams the brakes on at random til you discover enough fragments of the next tech you want (like rebreathers to die deeper).

But the WORST part of this game far is how nobody shuts the FUCK up. I have drowned multiple times because a fucking audio log goes on for 45 seconds longer than it needed to so I could hear the next location hint and the stupid lesbian uwu girls talking prevents the suit voice from warning you about oxygen.

Also the plot sucks its all multicultural good girls and boys shoehorning in how they're gay/religious/communist/mongolian/whatever the fuck because the game is terrified the player might think any of them are straight white men.

They replaced the WAY TOO MUCH TALKING in BZ from your character with everyone else god damn talking at all times nigger shut up about being an evangelist or dyke I want to explore the ocean.
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
Do they have the pajeet PDA voice like in BZ? That always struck me as an incomprehensible design choice
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No, they're back to the neutral AI accent.

There is one explicitly jeet crew member, though. I only heard him in one audio log so far. The "main" character among the colonists seems to be French for some reason.
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
Jacques-Yves Cousteau nod maybe 🤔
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Maybe, but giving her the callsign "Butcher" was a strange choice. Sure, she's a surgeon and that's a common nickname for those, but the voice actress' accent also completely butchers the pronunciation of her own callsign.
 
Corn Flakes said:
Maybe, but giving her the callsign "Butcher" was a strange choice. Sure, she's a surgeon and that's a common nickname for those, but the voice actress' accent also completely butchers the pronunciation of her own callsign.
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Sadly Zip isn't Asian because that would have been funny. Quaker meanwhile feels the need to fill me in on religious allegory, should have called her Jehovah.


Its less of a multicultural mess than it could have been but they still don't shut the fuck up at any given time.

The worst is when logs queue to play back to back and a minute and a half later my suit goes 'low oxygen' despite me being back on the surface for awhile. They're terrified of you missing out on awkward lesbian flirting or just don't know how to code the log pausing for suit warnings.
 
Fig Kommandant said:
They really front loaded those, it's a weird choice given that in the first game they let you soak in the loneliness. They tapper off as you get further into the story though.
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Thank god, I juat got to the tadpole pens and can finally stop worrying about air 24/7 (the heat caves are a retarded layout though) and the logs just never want to stop.

The other annoyance is that not EVERY log is shared in coop, but they sometimes play for both of us, so I have no idea what I'm missing.

I'm glad all these losers are dead.
 
Subnautica 2 is wokeslop. I just wanted to put a podcast on in the background and explore the ocean, but they keep forcing me to listen to some retarded clanker or audio logs from soulless third worlders crying about how much they are niggers.

I just want to catch fish and swim with fucking sharks while listening to MATI for fucks sake. stop preaching to me about your satanic occult queer globalist fetish religion. I'm sick of it and its cringe listening to the devs hating God and all that is Holy. it's not 2010 anymore. nobody cares. fuck.
 
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