🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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BananaGator said:
For literally almost a year he called Patreon "Puhtrayon" and still doesn't know how to pronounce "Buttigieg" (Booty-judge) or "Klobuchar" (Klo-boo-sharr), so it isn't even reserved for "scholarly" words (though there's plenty of that too). There's only so much you can use your barely-existent accent as an excuse for.
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He loves to say "diaspora" (dee-uSPORa) "lambasted" (lamb-BASEted) "Fauci" (fow-she) "parlance" (par LANCE) and "deportation" (DEPPER-tation). I really don't know if he does it on purpose or if he's just a moron. There are a ton of others I can't remember. The worst is when he casually uses words he makes up like "prodowners" as if it's a common word everybody knows. Then he literally congratulates himself and says, "that's a linguistic killshot right there". He did that when he made up "Faucism".
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
He loves to say "diaspora" (dee-uSPORa) "lambasted" (lamb-BASEted) "Fauci" (fow-she) "parlance" (par LANCE) and "deportation" (DEPPER-tation). I really don't know if he does it on purpose or if he's just a moron. There are a ton of others I can't remember. The worst is when he casually uses words he makes up like "prodowners" as if it's a common word everybody knows. Then he literally congratulates himself and says, "that's a linguistic killshot right there". He did that when he made up "Faucism".
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I know there's a lot of weird hyper-local accents in the northeast. You don't always notice them, sometimes they just come out with certain vowels or consonant combos. It might be possible that Vermonters have some weird accent that makes them pronounce those words just a slight bit off.
 
I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"
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the critical infrastructure in this country is completely undefended.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"
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On most occasions the VC weren't even operating with automatic weapons. Even AKs were rarer in VC service than most media would actually have you believe.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"
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The Vietcong had also been fighting the French and the Japanese over the last twenty years previous. They had a fuckload of artillery, resources, ready recruits and more importantly, a general population that honestly didn’t hate them.

Only A Retard Sometimes said:
the critical infrastructure in this country is completely undefended.
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Relatively yes, but assaulting that as an insurgency rarely helps your cause. Hard to pretend you’re really for the people when you cause rolling blackouts or the water supply to become full of cholera.

Crystal Golem said:
On most occasions the VC weren't even operating with automatic weapons. Even AKs were rarer in VC service than most media would actually have you believe.
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Not on a squad level as often as they liked, but they certainly had good supply of them, and would use them. This was mostly sub machine guns and heavier machine guns they usually put in position for ambushes. Vietnam was swimming in Second World War surplus and Soviet supplied arms by the 60’s, though the new stuff went mostly to the NVA.
 
Yes, you can go after infrastructure, but he's saying that all you have to do is take over all the military airbases as if that's something easy or even possible for a bunch tards with sporting rifles. All this would do is get a bunch of boomers and LARPers killed, and then everyone else would be punished for it. It's just dumb for him to be saying this stuff in the first place. He's already got people in the comment section saying someone should blow Joe Biden's head off.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Yes, you can go after infrastructure, but he's saying that all you have to do is take over all the military airbases as if that's something easy or even possible for a bunch tards with sporting rifles. All this would do is get a bunch of boomers and LARPers killed, and then everyone else would be punished for it. It's just dumb for him to be saying this stuff in the first place. He's already got people in the comment section saying someone should blow Joe Biden's head off.
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Taking over an airbase isn’t easy, as proven by multiple engagements in the last couple of decades, from the Cyborg spetznaz in the Ukraine to the crazy shenanigans in the Congo by the Zimbabwe SAS. It’s retarded for him to talk about but people like this are naturally retarded so you know, hard to stop people who are also retarded from agreeing.
 
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Techpriest said:
Taking over an airbase isn’t easy, as proven by multiple engagements in the last couple of decades, from the Cyborg spetznaz in the Ukraine to the crazy shenanigans in the Congo by the Zimbabwe SAS. It’s retarded for him to talk about but people like this are naturally retarded so you know, hard to stop people who are also retarded from agreeing.
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He honestly is a retarded idealist. He talks about how any hardware the military uses should be legal for civilian use because the constitution. He's always saying that hand grenades should be legal. Anybody with common sense would realize that military grade explosives in civilian circulation is an absolute fucking tragedy waiting to happen. Should people own bricks of C4 with remote detonators? His whole 2nd Amendment absolutism is just mindblowingly delusional, and I honestly don't know if he's just saying it for attention or if he's actually retarded enough that he really believes civilians should be able to own mortars and artillery emplacements. Especially with tensions as high as they are right now. It's not like he would suffer the consequences since Mr. MAGA Warwick lives in Europe and can't even be bothered to move his wife to America despite talking about America every single day.
 
95% of MAGAlarpers would literally shit their pants and instantly disperse the moment they would face any organized military force, and the remaining would be so unorganized that they wouldn't stand a fighting chance.
 
Lord of the Incels said:
95% of MAGAlarpers would literally shit their pants and instantly disperse the moment they would face any organized military force, and the remaining would be so unorganized that they wouldn't stand a fighting chance.
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Are you telling me Razorfist with his mascara, leather chaps, and his fucking Mauser C96 edgelord gun couldn't take on the US Military? Are you telling me that slaphead dried food merchant Vince James and age of consent abolishionist Nick Fuentes won't lead their army of Gropers to victory? Ya know, only a small minority of Americans fought in the revolutionary war, so we'll have the same outcome because warfare has changed in no significant way since the days of lining up in formation with muskets.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
He honestly is a retarded idealist. He talks about how any hardware the military uses should be legal for civilian use because the constitution. He's always saying that hand grenades should be legal. Anybody with common sense would realize that military grade explosives in civilian circulation is an absolute fucking tragedy waiting to happen. Should people own bricks of C4 with remote detonators? His whole 2nd Amendment absolutism is just mindblowingly delusional, and I honestly don't know if he's just saying it for attention or if he's actually retarded enough that he really believes civilians should be able to own mortars and artillery emplacements. Especially with tensions as high as they are right now. It's not like he would suffer the consequences since Mr. MAGA Warwick lives in Europe and can't even be bothered to move his wife to America despite talking about America every single day.
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I really don't like having to defend Tarl like this, but it's not really idealistic. I'm damn sure if Kiwis had McNukes only half a much retarded shit would happen due to the deterrent factor. Now if you don't mind I have to take a shower because I feel so god damn dirty.
 
I'm so tired of this whole Netherlands arc. I just want to get back to the days of MRE dinners in the chamomile garden.
 
Smug Chuckler said:
I want him to visit haunted houses and talk about occult shit.
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I started watching Styx around 2019, mostly his political content, though for a while I've gotten into his older occult stuff, which is really interesting. I just love putting on his occult playlist while going for walks in the evening or night. I know many here nostalgically talk about his garden videos, those are next on the line for me.
 
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