🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sekhmet666 said:
Look for me galavanting around town with him in his jeep then, fren!
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Wait, what happened to the last fiance that was helping you move out of the apt, so you could go live on his land as you start a cult together?

I predicted that you two would get in a fight while moving your stuff and break up before you even got moved to his land.
DID THIS ACTSHUUALLY HAPPEN??? :lossmanjack:
 
(2019-11-15) Styx wants out of Amsterdam 2.jpg

Looking back, this tweet is a perfect example of what a socially retarded recluse Styx is. Back when he was still with Liz, he said he was having trouble navigating in the Netherlands because he didn't know Dutch. This, in hindsight, makes no sense because the Netherlands is the most English fluent country on earth that doesn't have English as its national language. If he had interacted with a single person who wasn't a senile Dutch Boomer living in the middle of some swamp (redundant since the Netherlands is just a giant swamp, but you get what I mean) he would have had no problems navigating at al). He could've have just asked a local what a Dutch sign said, asked for directions, or anything. So, it's extremely possible that, outside of Liz and her family, he didn't have a full conversation with a single Dutch person for the entirety of his time there.

That's how shit he is at interacting with anyone who isn't his parents, mentally deranged women who want to ride his cock, or his Owl messiah.
 
DominoPetachi said:
No, she doesn’t. Her life is pathetic and sad.
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You guys are going to be eating crow owl when she starts growing weed.

Because, then, she's going to have a ton of weed.

I bet you all will feel stupid then!

Edit to add: I have been to the Netherlands aand @MikeyNohMore is 100% right about it. Virtually everyone under 60 can speak English perfectly.
 
Chongqing said:
You guys are going to be eating crow owl when she starts growing weed.

Because, then, she's going to have a ton of weed.

I bet you all will feel stupid then!

Edit to add: I have been to the Netherlands aand @MikeyNohMore is 100% right about it. Virtually everyone under 60 can speak English perfectly.
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@Sekhmet666 you used to be cool, man.
Now you're just a dumb, fat skank. Not for the first time in your life, everyone in the room is utterly disappointed with you.
 
Chongqing said:
Edit to add: I have been to the Netherlands aand @MikeyNohMore is 100% right about it. Virtually everyone under 60 can speak English perfectly.
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That's all of Scandinavia. It was infuriating to try to get to speak Swedish and they wanted to try out their English. Eventually I gave up and just tried to reply in Swedish, and they'd politely ask me "What the hell are you trying to say?"

When my two weeks were over, I learned enough conversational Swedish to hand over the basket of bread when someone asked them to pass it- and they looked at me like I was performing a magic trick.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Look for me galavanting around town with him in his jeep then, fren!
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Honey, if you really wanna be a good. Wife or mother stopping on this website. Literally you are giving in to Mammon or the world as we say in Christianity.

Also, sticks better stop drinking before it's too late. I've seen people go from psoriasis of the level. It's not a pleasant thing to watch. The person is basically slowly fading out. And though an agonizing pain. And there's really not much they can do. If they don't get to you in time. I mean, I knew someone who got there in time who had to take a fuckload of steroids and then be in a rehab for about 9 months. They also was sent to the psych ward for about five weeks. It's not a pleasant thing to deal with, even if they're successful in reversing or mitigating the damage.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Honey, if you really wanna be a good. Wife or mother stopping on this website. Literally you are giving in to Mammon or the world as we say in Christianity.

Also, sticks better stop drinking before it's too late. I've seen people go from psoriasis of the level. It's not a pleasant thing to watch. The person is basically slowly fading out. And though an agonizing pain. And there's really not much they can do. If they don't get to you in time. I mean, I knew someone who got there in time who had to take a fuckload of steroids and then be in a rehab for about 9 months. They also was sent to the psych ward for about five weeks. It's not a pleasant thing to deal with, even if they're successful in reversing or mitigating the damage.
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I used to have ambulance patients almost exsanguinate from esophageal varices bursting. It manifests as puking torrents of blood. When your liver is turning into a grill brick, blood backs up everywhere. Esophageal varices, portal hypertension, caput medusa. It's a bad method of suicide.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Eventually I gave up and just tried to reply in Swedish, and they'd politely ask me "What the hell are you trying to say?"
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Is this a blanket Eurotrash thing? I encountered something similar in Paris. In the US we have to deal with 1001 different flavors of bastardized English from furinners and we get by (I'm even gracious enough to say "well their english is definitely better than my spanish/chinese/hindi"), but if you're like a half octave off on one syllable of Euro-speak they look at you like youre speaking Martian or something.
 
MikeyNohMore said:
I wonder if Styx could swap demons overlords? Like could he work out a deal where Stolas transfers his soul to Paimon or Beelzebub? Maybe things would get better if he just got a new Demon Daddy.
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See Styx gave his soul over to Stolas and Stolas accepted, so it'd be up to Stolas to trade Styx off to another demon. I don't doubt that he's looking for a buyer but he has to sell Tarl Warwick and nobody wants him. It's why his thread never takes off without insane women screaming at each other in it.
 
Particle Bored said:
Is this a blanket Eurotrash thing? I encountered something similar in Paris. In the US we have to deal with 1001 different flavors of bastardized English from furinners and we get by (I'm even gracious enough to say "well their english is definitely better than my spanish/chinese/hindi"), but if you're like a half octave off on one syllable of Euro-speak they look at you like youre speaking Martian or something.
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I get the feeling that Parisians in particular are disgusted by outsiders speaking French. Like, they won't do it with you.
 
Particle Bored said:
Is this a blanket Eurotrash thing? I encountered something similar in Paris. In the US we have to deal with 1001 different flavors of bastardized English from furinners and we get by (I'm even gracious enough to say "well their english is definitely better than my spanish/chinese/hindi"), but if you're like a half octave off on one syllable of Euro-speak they look at you like youre speaking Martian or something.
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I think it's just that they're so competent in English. They have so much more opportunity. And the Anglophone stereotype is that we're monolingual. I think speakers of Slavic languages are more appreciative of a foreigner's stab at Russian, or whatever, because they aren't as saturated with English schooling as kids. Chances are that they might not know much English.

The French, OTOH, are fussy mofos, and get hung up on your speech if you have much of an accent, as if accent is all that important to fluency. Leave it to the French to keep their heads up their own rectums.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
The French, OTOH, are fussy mofos, and get hung up on your speech if you have much of an accent, as if accent is all that important to fluency. Leave it to the French to keep their heads up their own rectums.
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Meanwhile a million black people from Mali are welcomed and their French gets somehow accepted.

Or at least that's how I imagine it.
 
Chongqing said:
I bet you all will feel stupid then!
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Well we won’t even know because she never puts out any content.
Dizzyuntildeath said:
everyone in the room is utterly disappointed with you.
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All she had to do was stay in that apartment until she gathered enough funds to move to another one and just focus on working and getting her shit together. Love will come naturally, but she is always trying to force it and that is why she ends up knocking alcoholic vampirate teeth out. She’s too impatient. She’s also had offers but apparently they weren’t good enough for her. That “yeah, but you have a weird voice” on her Facebook post is a pretty big tell.

I kinda wanna know more about that guy now. Is he just as gross as the others?
Sargon's wife's son said:
Honey, if you really wanna be a good. Wife or mother stopping on this website. Literally you are giving in to Mammon or the world as we say in Christianity.
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Bro, she’s a satanist and she’s into the “dark arts”. An argument from a Christian perspective is going to have zero effect on her. This is why we try to give her practical advice.
Particle Bored said:
Is this a blanket Eurotrash thing?
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Mostly Western Europe and mostly France, in my experience. Germans will do this but only if you’re American. The French will get pissed off if you don’t speak French and then get pissed off at you again for not speaking it well enough. I don’t know how they are now though after 15 years of buck breaking. They may have been humbled by the Arabs/Africans by now.

Scandinavians do like to practice their English, but they will also laugh at you and try to make you feel stupid by pretending they don’t understand what you’re saying. Trust me. They understand you.

They are supremely passive aggressive and have “little brother syndrome” when it comes to Americans. This is their claim. Not mine. Read about “jantelagen” sometime. Unapologetic self-confidence rustles their plumage. They also try to act like Swedish and Norwegian are so different that they can’t understand each other and need subtitles because they really need to feel superior and unique despite the outward jantelagen adherence. It’s like,
“I’m a little bitch, but I need to feel like a superior little bitch so how dare you think you matter.” That was one of the hardest things for me to understand and navigate tbh.

But as soon as I learned Swedish, I also learned Norwegian. I don’t speak Norwegian nearly as well but I understand it just fine. Danish is a different story. It’s just marbles. Finnish is more like Russian. Norwegians are also way more laid back and jovial than Swedes in my experience, but Western Europeans do have this weird resentment towards Americans and seem to have this innate need to feel superior. That was something I noticed across the board. I like to remind them that we are all equally fucked, but get your wins wherever you can I guess. lol

Styx acting like he couldn’t get by on English alone in The Netherlands is just another facet of his panicky bitch personality. Mr. linguist can’t read signs 🤣
 
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