🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Leylon Sneed said:
I just went looking for the tweet reply where he said he fried his motherboard, but couldn't find it. Three week turnaround to order the board, get it in, and install would be about right. I looked for a ballpark price on an Alienware laptop board, and not knowing his model, guess it's somewhere around $600, and because of the age probably pretty hard to track one down. Then add shop time, I bet he put a grand into getting his old computer hobbling again. For that price he could have bought an Asus or Chromebook and had it up and running the next day, or a MicroPC with USB-C monitor for like $300. That computer repair place found themselves a mark, and I bet they have his machine rigged up to have another unfortunate hardware complication in a few weeks.. that's what they call job security.
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Says his computer's on the fritz again today
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I fucking called it. This is why I do my own computer maintenance.
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Well the good news is potatoes handle the cold pretty damn well. Better than leaving it in some dark cabinet and seeing what sort of Lovecraftian horror grows from it.
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Potatoes grow just as well in a shed as they do in a field. I spent a summer tearing down potato sheds a few years ago clearing land for a gentleman. Pretty sure spuds will be popping up on that land forever.
 
DominoPetachi said:
Alcoholism. Man, what a way to go; slowly disabling you until you finally croak from multi-organ failure. I hear it’s really fucking painful too. He is going to end up dying like that scene in Leaving Las Vegas except he won’t get to have a cute hooker with a heart bump his ugly while he wheezes his last breath.

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Joshie did it better.
 
I wonder if Styx could swap demons overlords? Like could he work out a deal where Stolas transfers his soul to Paimon or Beelzebub? Maybe things would get better if he just got a new Demon Daddy.
 
MikeyNohMore said:
I wonder if Styx could swap demons overlords? Like could he work out a deal where Stolas transfers his soul to Paimon or Beelzebub? Maybe things would get better if he just got a new Demon Daddy.
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I think borrowing from the lore of Warhammer 40k here is apropos. Chaos allegiance isn’t like joining a faction, it’s more like being rewritten by the Warp. Chaos gods and the greater demons, demon princes and heralds are manifestation of a chaos god's will, and chaos gods are warp emotions.

Similar is toying with the dark forces in this instance/Earth, selling or allowing the branding of a soul is a rewrite. Once demonic forces are invited in they rewrite what they need to to create a damaged soul that will now forevermore serve their greater dark purpose.

Lesson for the kids. Dont play games with demons.

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Edit: Says his computer's on the fritz again today. My money's on that he'd rather chase a lost weekend in the middle of the week.
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You don't understand. He needs more Godnoff vodka to buttchug and pour in his teenage girl fake cuts like a more lame version of Chaggot. He needs to lie about having his computer break again for the booze. Even though no one is remotely sympathetic to this incompetent retard who seems to break it every fucking day.

No seriously it's a fucking joke that this is the same excuse that he keeps on spamming.
 
I cannot fathom who out there is willingly donating their money to Tarl. Even before his booze spiral when he was still in Europe. Sure, right-wingers come in many forms but I didn't know occultist faggoty goth kid was one of them. What red-blooded patriot, dedicated to God and country, watches this lispy, long haired nerd ex-pat and decides to throw down perfectly good money into his begging tin?

Tarl's level of smug rivals Hollywood celebrities and cartoon cats. His level of self-aggrandizement and arrogance is astounding considering his track record of being wrong about literally everything in the last couple of years. He was so sure that he would do his little blood magic bit and the judge would for some reason just dismiss everything. He was in here running his dicklicker without a care in the world. Now, he's drinking bottom shelf vodka and hiding out with a retard.

Let me send a special message to all his fans that are still sending him money:

Put your bicycle helmet on, get in your electric chair and hurry out to the corner, the short bus should be by soon.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
So apparently a janny saw my post, looked for a deletion log, and didn't find one. So I went back and took another look, and this time found it. I take back any harsh words I had for jannies.. for now.
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There She Glows said:
It's a weirdly rewarding feeling when you archive something that turns out would have ended up lost media otherwise. Always Archive frens.
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Glad it was still there after all. I also archived the GoFundMe since it's still up. https://archive.ph/vlqKR
 
Ayatollah Rock n Rolla said:
Styx will be covered tonight on the Kino Casino https://x.com/Andywarski/status/2057155675457765385
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Highlight: Starting around 1:32:30, Styx talking about how it's important that kids be exposed to literal filth, eat "dirt and pebbles" and "play with their assholes and shit," because, after all, people in third-world countries live in filth and "they're not all dead." Therefore, everyone should "roll around in pig shit" for a better immune system, and the best thing you can do for your child is to take them around the world and "bathe them in sewage." He closes his spiel with "and then you can get fucked in the ass." (Apparently, the implication is that this is the ultimate prescription for robust health.)

Styx is now claiming his immune system kicks ass and he hasn't been sick in six years. This, obviously, directly contradicts his "I'm dying" act of the last five months.

Also, the guys are astonished that you can get a bottle of vodka for $3.50. (Goodnoff actually appears to retail for $5-$8, still disgustingly cheap.)

"If it's goodnoff for us, it's goodnoff for you."

 
MikeyNohMore said:
Imagine being named Tarl Warwick and still managing to drown in BPD pussy and even getting married to a German cutie who you start a family with before abandoning them so you can continue to drown in booze and BPD pussy. That's the power of being Stolas's Top Guy.
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When the owl's talon curls before you can make the most robust, unimpeachable wish for a Dutch baddie.
 
MikeyNohMore said:
Imagine being named Tarl Warwick and still managing to drown in BPD pussy and even getting married to a German cutie who you start a family........
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Imagine being an incel who is jealous of Tarl Warwick because, " yeah. maybe he is a drunk stolas kissing loser, maybe all he gets are extreme BPD women, but at least he somehow has managed to ejaculate in a woman, and I have never touched one". And a lot of those guys have lived twice as well as Tarl. 😊
 
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