🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Mr. Manchester said:
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You don't say, Tarl
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anscochrome said:
Can't have a proper Carolina pulled pork barbecue sandwich without it. Bottom bun, pulled pork meat, non creamy coleslaw, sauce, top bun.
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Thank you for acknowledging non-creamy coleslaw. Mayo-based coleslaw is inedible.

Tarl Tax: when not blitzed or busy examining his toe jam, he sometimes makes a passable (or "Goodnoff") political analysis, as he did today. If you speed it up and don't look at the screen, it is possible to pretend that he hasn't devolved into Drunk Grover, but listening shouldn't be that effortful.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Thank you for acknowledging non-creamy coleslaw. Mayo-based coleslaw is inedible.

Tarl Tax: when not blitzed or busy examining his toe jam, he sometimes makes a passable (or "Goodnoff") political analysis, as he did today. If you speed it up and don't look at the screen, it is possible to pretend that he hasn't devolved into Drunk Grover, but listening shouldn't be that effortful.
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I don't have my slaw recipe handy, but I'm looking online for an analog, and I can't find anything. It's basically shredded cabbage with assorted veggies to taste, honey and milk or cream. I'm looking thru the recipes I'm getting and none of them look edible.
 
The last person I met who didn't like coleslaw also ate Spaghettios straight out of the can, cold, and called it good. Therefore their opinion on food was meaningless because their palate was a cross between a child's and a feral dog's.
 
I guess since we're turning this into a what have we cooked recently thread, I can talk about my taco slop concept. It's simple; you dice apart and brown ground beef in a skillet, then you drain it of excess oil.

From there, let it start to crisp, then add your seasoning mix. Mix it into the rapidly frying and crisping meat, then what you do is you braise it. Basically pour a bit of water into it so that it actually has time to dissipate the flavor mix and just mix it around internally.

Top with cheese when the water is boiled almost completely away. That's base taco slop that you can either put in a tortilla, eat as it is in sadness, or in what I did: serve it on top of fried potatoes for maximum fat bastardry. Ideally you would have onion with it and other vegetables that work rather well that you first saute but it's called slop for a reason.

Still a sore sight better than cold fucking Spaghettios.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The last person I met who didn't like coleslaw also ate Spaghettios straight out of the can, cold, and called it good. Therefore their opinion on food was meaningless because their palate was a cross between a child's and a feral dog's.
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I'm not saying someone has to like coleslaw. They have the freedom to be an uncultered slop eating pigtits faggot. The choice is theirs really.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I haven't checked up in months, how's our favorite pirate? Are his ex's still bickering? Did Sam post more ass shots? Is Captain Drunken MacPirate FuckedupFace still on the run? Is he dead yet?

No I'm not reading back. Spoon feed me like a baby.
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Months. Not much has changed since he moved in with retard Mel and lost his tooth and skipped enough court dates to get warrants for his arrest.
The ex-girlfriends of styx seem to be not here right now.
Sam I think was kicked out of the place Tard cosigned for but she isnt saying much not even in her own thread of late. Sara's socks are all down right now or banned. Nikki went quiet I think after leaving the apartment she secured.
Tacky toothless tantrum-prone tuna-brained trashy tiresome talentless tattered toilet-minded yreacherous twitchy tasteless toxic tongue-flapping threadbare ten-cent two-bit Thardie Thicks the Tarded is still on the run being a retard in Bensonhurst.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The last person I met who didn't like coleslaw also ate Spaghettios straight out of the can, cold, and called it good. Therefore their opinion on food was meaningless because their palate was a cross between a child's and a feral dog's.
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Are we seriously pretending coleslaw is an amazing cuisine? Spaghettos is fuckin gross too. All of that is fuckin gross. Don't pretend to know me by my palate if you seriously think coleslaw is yummy in your tummy. What the fuck is it even? Why serve that shit? Drippy gross flavor bullshit it what it is.
 
mickrussom said:
Months. Not much has changed since he moved in with retard Mel and lost his tooth and skipped enough court dates to get warrants for his arrest.
The ex-girlfriends of styx seem to be not here right now.
Sam I think was kicked out of the place Tard cosigned for but she isnt saying much not even in her own thread of late. Sara's socks are all down right now or banned. Nikki went quiet I think after leaving the apartment she secured.
Tacky toothless tantrum-prone tuna-brained trashy tiresome talentless tattered toilet-minded yreacherous twitchy tasteless toxic tongue-flapping threadbare ten-cent two-bit Thardie Thicks the Tarded is still on the run being a retard in Bensonhurst.
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Attention seeking?????
 
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