🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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That poor cat. Why must this crusty toothless retard always be around cats that keep dying for “reasons”? I haven’t been paying attention since all he does is xeet about peepee/poopoo/dicks/bobs&vagen gore like the actual jeet he is. Convicts don’t take kindly to women beating, cp and animal abuse; so keep giving them more reasons to dehumanize you when you’re inevitably arrested Thyx. Let me know if I somehow missed a current even.
 
emilyvermont said:
There's a reason why I dress as a pirate: I'm a proud radical, and I don't give FUCK what anyone thinks about it.
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Tarl can't type coherently anymore Sara, and there's no way in Hell he's waking up at 730 AM to beg for attention on the Farms while nursing a hangover.
 
mickrussom said:
You will pay dearly for it Europeans! To such an extent that you have no idea!
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The silver lining is that all the leftie whores that welcomed these dune coons in will be forced to wear burkas and fags will be flown off roof tops so we will get to see if fairies really can fly. Troons are already getting bonked in the streets of London. Pride month is going to be lit when muzzies start crashing gay parades.
emilyvermont said:
Let's say you prepare too much food. It's called "leftovers." You can eat it for several days. Just add a little ketchup. Let's say you buy a sandwich at the store and you don't finish it. Don't throw it out! Eat it the next day. Here's another example, let's say you make dinner - say... Tuna Noodle, and you have leftovers... well, it usually falls on me to eat it at my house. Yes, I'll be eating it for days. It's sort of an acquired skill. It's a very military thing actually. Oh and I could tell you some stories... and I will later...
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Good show.
 
emilyvermont said:
Let's say you prepare too much food. It's called "leftovers." You can eat it for several days. Just add a little ketchup. Let's say you buy a sandwich at the store and you don't finish it. Don't throw it out! Eat it the next day. Here's another example, let's say you make dinner - say... Tuna Noodle, and you have leftovers... well, it usually falls on me to eat it at my house. Yes, I'll be eating it for days. It's sort of an acquired skill. It's a very military thing actually. Oh and I could tell you some stories... and I will later...
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Who gives a fuck?
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Also, the greasy hair and skin. Let's kill him and harvest his castor sac.
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Castor sacs. That ties in with Captain Queeg's love for strawberries—albeit very obliquely.

Leylon Sneed said:
THE STRANGE TALE OF WENDEL

Wendel was a special man. He didn't ride the short bus because he was too dumb to climb on like an autistic monkey. He smelled like shit because he pooped himself all the time. He wS an adult only on paper but had the mental and emotional ability of a toddler... In other words, none.

Placing a helmet on his head Wendel was ready to perambulate to the schoolyard to play
His parents were ashamed of themselves and of him. He was so messed up that a cop asked if everything was okay, since he was unaccompanied and had begun playing with bird shit from the sidewalk.

ETA this reads like a poorly written highschool essay. This is four paragraphs, and my min was 5, maybe 7-10 depending on the class.

Wendel responded by flapping his hands and making sounds like a diseased and dying cow then charged at the officer in a retarded rage, drooling and speaking on what vaguely sounded Mongolian. The officer knew he must take action because Wendel was built like a brick shithouse.

He tries both the taser and pepper spray but neither did anything because of his autistic rage, so as he charged again the officer emptied fifteen into him and watched him as his chest shot out blood, slower and slower, as he crumpled to the.groind and died. Wendels parents were pleased and donated a grand to the police pension fund for services rendered.

In Hell Wendel was employed as a jester on the court of Astaroth who hosted guests, including Satan, and would inject his dock with bird guano and guests bet on how many targets he could hit pissing the droppings back out.

-Thyxth 2026
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This reads like an autobiography. I wonder if Thzyzyxth has ever injected anything into his dock.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Castor sacs. That ties in with Captain Queeg's love for strawberries—albeit very obliquely.
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Harkens back to the Low Strawberry incident and Queeg 500.

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Captain Queeg, The Caine Mutiny

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We had an excellent dessert tonight, ice cream and frozen strawberries. An hour ago, I sent for another portion but got only the ice cream. There weren't any more strawberries. I don't believe that the officers consumed a gallon of strawberries. Mr Maryk, tell me how much sand is left. Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries? You will all investigate to find out who's responsible for this theft. Now, by my watch, does not mean in the morning, but 02:00. I expect a full report by 08:00. Someone made a duplicate key to the icebox. Some things we must assume. When I was an ensign on a cruiser, five pounds of cheese was missing. I found out a chow hound had made a wax impression of the icebox key. He confessed and I got a letter of commendation. It's the same here. Then we strip all hands to make sure we have all the keys. The one that fits is the thief's. He may hide it, but we'll find it.

All the officers were disloyal. They were always fighting me. If the crew wanted their shirt-tails out, they'd let them. Take the tow line ... defective equipment. But they began spreading wild rumours about steaming in circles, and then ‘Old Yellowstain’. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Queeg. But the strawberries, that's where I had them. I proved with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the icebox existed. I could have produced that key. They were protecting some officer . Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. If I've left anything out, just ask me specific questions one by one.

DominoPetachi said:
The silver lining is that all the leftie whores that welcomed these dune coons in will be forced to wear burkas and fags will be flown off roof tops so we will get to see if fairies really can fly. Troons are already getting bonked in the streets of London. Pride month is going to be lit when muzzies start crashing gay parades.
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I would pay a huge chunk of my net worth to have my wife talk like you. Your speech to me is like smooth lovely silk.
 
There She Glows said:
Not that your efforts are unappreciated but even on the website for archiving everything those "stories" aren't worth archiving.
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Totally agree. It obviously wasn't for our reading pleasure lol, it was just in case he ever DFE's and tries to deny that it happened.

Leylon Sneed said:
THE STRANGE TALE OF WENDEL
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ETA this reads like a poorly written highschool essay. This is four paragraphs, and my min was 5, maybe 7-10 depending on the class.
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You're far more generous than me, up to that point I would've given it "6th grade" at most. The sentence structure is very simple and direct, like stories written for (or written by) young children. As usual the paragraphs barely even qualify, mostly 2-3 sentences with no development. (I think we were taught something like 6-8 sentences per paragraph.)

And finally, the random typos, missing punctuation, and past/present tense shift ("He tries") are the delectable kernels of corn in this absolute turd of a story. 💩
 
It should be noted that all of these heart problems her cats are having could very well be caused by her being a vegan and trying to feed the cats vegan pet food.
Loads of animals die from crazy vegans trying to feed them like this. They think they can take an obligate carnivore and feed it veggie foods as long as the company cranks enough beans into it to raise the protein numbers on the label.

One of the main symptoms of a carnivore being put on a "vegan" diet is heart issues. They die very young from long-term amino acid and taurine deficiencies.

With her obsession with vegan foods, and Tard announcing that he might turn vegetarian soon, there is a very high possibility that the cats are being killed by owner dietary neglect. Cats are OBLIGATE CARNIVORES you asshats.
 
White Christmas said:
It should be noted that all of these heart problems her cats are having could very well be caused by her being a vegan and trying to feed the cats vegan pet food.
Loads of animals die from crazy vegans trying to feed them like this. They think they can take an obligate carnivore and feed it veggie foods as long as the company cranks enough beans into it to raise the protein numbers on the label.

One of the main symptoms of a carnivore being put on a "vegan" diet is heart issues. They die very young from long-term amino acid and taurine deficiencies.

With her obsession with vegan foods, and Tard announcing that he might turn vegetarian soon, there is a very high possibility that the cats are being killed by owner dietary neglect. Cats are OBLIGATE CARNIVORES you asshats.
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My thoughts were much simpler: that all the cats have FELV or FLV.
 
Jeremy Hambly's career and life are currently imploding, as are the careers and lives of everyone who professionally associates with him.

Something ironic within his story is that this all went wrong for him when he started working with Styx. The Kino Casino was focusing on Styx, and it's only through that focus they discovered Jer. The rest is history.

It just goes to show, when you encounter someone in your life who admits to worshipping demons/the devil/has a 666 face tattoo, don't let them in.

Thinking it's fine, thinking it's ok to have a friend like that, is exactly what permently ruined Jer's life. He's probably going to kill himself after he loses his McMansion to foreclosure and it all started with thinking being friends with someone who worships Stolas is fine.
 
Chongqing said:
Jeremy Hambly's career and life are currently imploding, as are the careers and lives of everyone who professionally associates with him.

Something ironic within his story is that this all went wrong for him when he started working with Styx. The Kino Casino was focusing on Styx, and it's only through that focus they discovered Jer. The rest is history.

It just goes to show, when you encounter someone in your life who admits to worshipping demons/the devil/has a 666 face tattoo, don't let them in.

Thinking it's fine, thinking it's ok to have a friend like that, is exactly what permently ruined Jer's life. He's probably going to kill himself after he loses his McMansion to foreclosure and it all started with thinking being friends with someone who worships Stolas is fine.
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Jeremy's downward spiral would have happened whether Styx was involved or not.

Him having a cuck fetish and involving his wife in it and calling real life women milfs had nothing to do with Styx.

It's moreso about the fact that neurotic retards tend to gravitate towards one another.

Melonie is a Christian, and that did not save Jeremy from his downward spiral.

Either way, it's funny to see multiple people all falling down like this.
 
Chongqing said:
666 face tattoo
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No that was the other Satanist drunk that Nikki briefly dated/was engaged to after she popped Thyxth in the kisser. Rutland is proof that what people consider White Trash isn't a Southern phenomenon.

Did Sara catch a thread ban? She just couldn't reign in the attention whoring.
 
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