Not that your efforts are unappreciated but even on the website for archiving everything those "stories" aren't worth archiving.
THE STRANGE TALE OF WENDEL
Wendel was a special man. He didn't ride the short bus because he was too dumb to climb on like an autistic monkey. He smelled like shit because he pooped himself all the time. He wS an adult only on paper but had the mental and emotional ability of a toddler... In other words, none.
Placing a helmet on his head Wendel was ready to perambulate to the schoolyard to play
His parents were ashamed of themselves and of him. He was so messed up that a cop asked if everything was okay, since he was unaccompanied and had begun playing with bird shit from the sidewalk.
ETA this reads like a poorly written highschool essay. This is four paragraphs, and my min was 5, maybe 7-10 depending on the class.
Wendel responded by flapping his hands and making sounds like a diseased and dying cow then charged at the officer in a retarded rage, drooling and speaking on what vaguely sounded Mongolian. The officer knew he must take action because Wendel was built like a brick shithouse.
He tries both the taser and pepper spray but neither did anything because of his autistic rage, so as he charged again the officer emptied fifteen into him and watched him as his chest shot out blood, slower and slower, as he crumpled to the.groind and died. Wendels parents were pleased and donated a grand to the police pension fund for services rendered.
In Hell Wendel was employed as a jester on the court of Astaroth who hosted guests, including Satan, and would inject his dock with bird guano and guests bet on how many targets he could hit pissing the droppings back out.
-Thyxth 2026