🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I poisoned myself with my own homemade tomato basil soup yesterday. I wasn't even done eating it before the heartburn got me, and it was so delicious too. Never making that soup again. My wife loved it too 😞
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You my friend might just have GERD (acid reflux disease) Anything with high acidity, fat, or fried foods is going to be hell on your esophagus. I solved mine by eating smaller meals, stopped all eating three hours before bedtime, and cutting out the main triggers. Sadly that included chocolate, garlic, high fat cheeses, alcohol and my fave tomatoes and my beloved Pacific brand tomato basil soup. The key is you need to heal the LES (lower esophageal sphincter) so it stops acid from leaking from your stomach. I still take Prilosec daily in the morning, but one major help outside of simple lifestyle changes has been fresh ginger, or ginger tea.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I poisoned myself with my own homemade tomato basil soup yesterday. I wasn't even done eating it before the heartburn got me, and it was so delicious too. Never making that soup again. My wife loved it too 😞
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Heartburn ain’t food poisoning, dude. Not even close. Hope you don’t have to learn the hard way, it suuuuuuuuuuucks.
 
AmedeoModigliani said:
That was my first thought — Tarl King of Sewage House of Mildew can’t scan at all — all syllables and accents collide and disintegrate in his diseased mind. I should have expected this of course but he seems to get dumber with every x post and livestream as he continues his absurd Edward Teach aka Blackbeard cosplay
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He needs to quit being Edward Teach and try being Edward Learn instead.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I'm so glad she's getting evicted! There's no way she can get another apartment with no job and thus no steady income.
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The obvious thing for Titty Twister to do is to move back to NOLA with all her family there for support. But no, she would rather muck around in Vermont with no support system, going broke, going homeless, and crying on the interwebz about being a victim, as long as she can stay within fuckery range of Tharl while uploading love songs to him on the Jootoobs.

Stinkum said:
Still alive, eh?

This just reminded me that I found Tarl's mom Pam's conviction for welfare fraud when she was young. I'm pretty sure I forgot to post it because I got distracted by Ed's old lady raping.

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Well, he keeps making drunk vids about his famous Varvik family of warriors, while telling us to "look it up!"

And here we keep landing over and over. His family records don't seem to fit the fantasy world he lives in in his head.
 
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White Christmas said:
Well, he keeps making drunk vids about his famous Varvik family of warriors, while telling us to "look it up!"

And here we keep landing over and over. His family records don't seem to fit the fantasy world he lives in in his head.
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There's quite a diaspora of Warwick's that wound up in Australia and New Zealand as sentences. The ones in the Americas came over mostly 19th century and landed in Canada, the North East, and Appalachia. I went thru a handful of published genealogy sites, but didn't go behind any paywalls.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
One of his problems with me is that I enjoy social media like this.
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Ya know, when it’s right, it’s effortless. Clashing over trivial shit like chatting on the forums is no bueno. Your ideals and interests should match up and being around that person should be like being with your best pal. You should be able to keep doing things you enjoy.
Sekhmet666 said:
Ghostfuckface called me a retard.
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Learn how to harness the good and block out the bad. Give ZERO fucks what anyone who has no real consequence in your life thinks or says especially when it comes to anything online. People are going to call you all sorts of names and criticize the ever loving shit out of the way you look and everything little thing you say or do. But there will always be people who respond to you in a positive way as well and that is what you should focus on.
Stinkum said:
Still alive, eh?


This just reminded me that I found Tarl's mom Pam's conviction for welfare fraud when she was young. I'm pretty sure I forgot to post it because I got distracted by Ed's old lady raping.

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Mom’s a thief. Dad’s a rapist. Tardl’s current predicament was fate. His end was always going to be disgraceful.
Chongqing said:
Hey, @Sekhmet666, I know it's Hitler's birthday and everything but can you please not drive impaired after filming your YouTube videos?

I agree with you about Coke Zero™️.

Edit to add: He was married and you still went out with him??
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Is there a new video?
Ghostface Killah said:
Did you go for your shit? Could you describe it?
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Fair to middlin'. Brownies are stilll baking- hasn't happened yet, but it will.
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Degenerates.
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Heartburn ain’t food poisoning, dude. Not even close. Hope you don’t have to learn the hard way, it suuuuuuuuuuucks.
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I don’t think I’ve ever been so sick as when I got food poisoning from eating raw cake batter years ago. It was so brutal. Learned my lesson tho.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
One of his problems with me is that I enjoy social media like this. He will definitely never check out this thread.



Mel's parents are rich by my standard because they have multiple homes in the US and UK.



I'm so glad she's getting evicted! There's no way she can get another apartment with no job and thus no steady income.



I posted about this too, but everyone made fun of me & said I didn't know what I was talking about and Ghostfuckface called me a retard.

There is a strong possibility that they'll drop the case because Tarl can't testify against me. But the state can still go through with it and use his pictures and police body cam as evidence in lieu of his testimony, but it's not likely. Nonetheless, my attorney is producing a robust defense because he said it's not wise to play chicken & assume they're going to drop the charges & make a chicken ass out of us if they do go to trial.
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When's the wedding with the meth addict?
Should I wear my cut offs or just whatever vomit covered clothes we wake up in from the night before?
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
He's still on Xitter and bein' an inane dent.
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The thing about this post is that I was getting xitter ads 2-3 days ago with a doctor in a white lab coat talking about the health benefits of milk
Tarl is just sitting there drunk and responding to advertisements on X

I wish I had saved it when it popped up, but I saw his post after and it hasn't popped up since.
 
@Sekhmet666 just why? So many red flags and look where you are now thanks to ignoring them. Just why? Why are you even attracted to someone who A) looks like that and B) listens to rap almost exclusively??? Rap lifts his spirits. Like what?

Let’s list his cons:

1) Looks like he has been around the block 666 times and gave it a head butt with each lap. He is a legit hatchet face. Like even if his face wasn’t tatted up with the world’s hokiest tattoos, he’s still not attractive like at all. He looks ragged and worn the fuck out. And bro is missing teeth, isn’t he?
2) missing teeth
3) owns a shitbull
4) let’s his shitbull piss at your place of work? WTF?!!! Then YOU got in trouble for it showing that he has no regard for you having to deal with the consequences of HIS actions. OMFG
5) is hill billy “married” to a woman who looks like his mother and fuckin cried about it? Wow. What a pussy. You should have dismissed any notion of hanging out with this loser on that note alone.
6) listens to rap almost exclusively and forces you to listen to it without ever listening to the music you like. Like how common is wiggerdom in Rutland that so many huWite bois are into that shit?
7) no job
8. no house
9) does not allow you any “me time”. You should be able to cohabitate with someone you’re in a relationship with and enjoy hobbies in the same house but separately.
10) is an alcoholic and smoker and pressures you to pay for those terrible vices. FUUUUUCK THAT!
11) Forces you to be the “breadwinner”because he’s an alchie loser and then holds it against you when you have to leave him to go to work?

Come on, Nikki. Really tho? I don’t think there are any pros that could overcome those cons. This dude would and WILL completely fuck up your life and then blame you for it and ditch you when you can’t provide any more goodies. He won’t even let you decompress when you get home from work. That is a bitch made grade A ain’t shit nigga.

Muhgawd, gorl why?! The 666 tat on the face should have been your beacon of HARD PASS. Nobody even remotely normal gets a face tattoo although I will them credit for at least doing the world a solid by wearing the red flag right out there on their face and you still fell for it? You know, sometimes it’s okay to judge a book by its cover.

I know you’re lonely and desperate to get married but maybe that will come along naturally after you’ve got your shit together. Have you ever just let yourself be you for a while? Like just focus on you right now. Get your apartment the way you like it. Enjoy your freedom. STABILIZE! After a while, maybe meet people online so you can chat and get to know them a bit first before you fuck and fall in love like a dummy. The common denominator with these shit males IS you, but it’s totally your choice. You choose to invite these scrubs into your life. You don’t have to do that. At least require the fucker to have a full time job. That will help you weed out these guttersnipes.

Also, it’s okay to burp and fart. This is a normal and natural bodily function. But have you ever considered saying “excuse me” when you do it? I mean, it is funny from our perspective as lolcow enjoyers, but I don’t think any man of value would enjoy being around a woman who just honks and toots and doesn’t even have the panache to excuse herself.

Just BRRRRAP. Deal with it. 😎

I mean, I guess? lol I’m pretty sure your parents taught you better manners than that tho.
 
Solid advice @DominoPetachi but @Sekhmet666 obviously has a rhumiliation fetish and will ignore it. I was rooting for her after knocking Tarl's teeth out, but she has proven herself to be an utter retard. Who the fuck sees a bum with 666 scribbled permanently across his face and thinks he's marriage material? She is attracted to bad choices like a moth to flame.
 
Ayatollah Rock n Rolla said:
Solid advice @DominoPetachi but @Sekhmet666 obviously has a rhumiliation fetish and will ignore it. I was rooting for her after knocking Tarl's teeth out, but she has proven herself to be an utter retard. Who the fuck sees a bum with 666 scribbled permanently across his face and thinks he's marriage material? She is attracted to bad choices like a moth to flame.
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She wanted to be a YouTuber, but she'll settle for being a lolcow.
 
DominoPetachi said:
listens to rap almost exclusively and forces you to listen to it without ever listening to the music you like. Like how common is wiggerdom in Rutland that so many huWite bois are into that shit?
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Based on his guitar selection I assumed he was a rock and roll burnout. I hereby retract my approval of this union.
 
Ayatollah Rock n Rolla said:
Solid advice @DominoPetachi but @Sekhmet666 obviously has a rhumiliation fetish and will ignore it. I was rooting for her after knocking Tarl's teeth out, but she has proven herself to be an utter retard. Who the fuck sees a bum with 666 scribbled permanently across his face and thinks he's marriage material? She is attracted to bad choices like a moth to flame.
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Actually she's an anime kitten who wants to get adopted.

Her words, not mine.
 
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