🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[The 199]

Styx, stop being a faggot occultists and be a father to your daughter already.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Styx is apparently the Big Poppa Pump of the bdp world. Jeremy has to hollar at him from time to time to get some of that schizo puss.

The Sick Sad Skeevy Laddie.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Tardfucker’s latest peepoopoo story about laughing maniacally, abusing animals, and going to hell. Also, still lying about having a stroke.





No one believes you had a stroke, you wet-brained mongoloid.

 

[anscochrome]

Tardfucker’s latest peepoopoo story about laughing maniacally

Between the words " hilarious" and "hysterical", and the phrase, "and things like that/ and stuff like that", which do you reckon Tarl has spoken the most often out loud in his sad excuse for a lifetime?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Between the words " hilarious" and "hysterical", and the phrase, "and things like that/ and stuff like that", which do you reckon Tarl has spoken the most often out loud in his sad excuse for a lifetime?

Well, I don't know, but with all this laughing and hitting people on the head and running down the road, I get the idea that each peepeepoopoo opus is like a chase scene from Keystone Cops or Benny Hill.

Styx is writing again. Cue "Yackety Sax."

 

[anscochrome]

Styx is writing again. Cue "Yackety Sax."

I would fully agree Nig, with the cavaet that the name of the great Boots Randolph and his 1963 Number #1 smash hit, " Yakety Sax", and the name of Tarl Warwick should not be spoken with the same breath.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

I've got the beans soaking. They'll be rinsed and ready tomorrow. Tonight, I splurged on frozen seafood- because who doesn't want to wake up with the shits at 4am?

Tonight: Do I watch another season of Black Books (currently at 2), or just pop in Mission Hill?

Definitely Black Books. Are you making red beans n rice??

You are welcome, Nig. My brother and I ( who sadly passed away this past November),

I'm really sorry. I can't craft poetic words when I am sober, but I feel your pain. This past February marked 4 years since my own brother's death, and it's a pain that never goes away, but slowly learning to live with.

 

[AnOminous]

God will punish him for all that blaspheming and demon worship. I can’t wait to break out the popcorn machine for the special occasion.

This is the funniest part of demon worshipping idiots. If there are demons, where are they? They're in fucking HELL you idiot, a place of eternal torment and punishment. So WHY the fuck would you choose to go there yourself, because that's where you go if you're so fucking dumb you worship them?

If I realized demons were real, I'd also instantly realize GOD is real too and I'd be kneeling at the foot of the Cross so fucking fast.

I mean am I out of line here? Am I in a world where "don't worship demons" is some kind of outlandish extremist statement?

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

This is the funniest part of demon worshipping idiots. If there are demons, where are they? They're in fucking HELL you idiot, a place of eternal torment and punishment. So WHY the fuck would you choose to go there yourself, because that's where you go if you're so fucking dumb you worship them?

If I realized demons were real, I'd also instantly realize GOD is real too and I'd be kneeling at the foot of the Cross so fucking fast.

I mean am I out of line here? Am I in a world where "don't worship demons" is some kind of outlandish extremist statement?

I wouldn’t say that you’re out of line. It’s really funny that this Walmart Wiccan is so fixated on a pozzed Amazon cartoon and being Mr. 3edgy5u that it’s landed him where he’s at. A lot of people question religion/spirituality in adolescence, I did it and was around many who did the same. You’d think a man nearing his 40’s would have a little more depth. He hasn’t a sense of purpose. He’s stuck as a retarded Peter Pan. Forever fourteen.

 

[AnOminous]

Forever fourteen.

I'd put him at about twelve. And gay as fucking shit, and getting beaten up every day.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I'd put him at about twelve. And gay as fucking shit, and getting beaten up every day.

You know, some guys mature a little faster than others. He’s a little slow and really gay. Backpack on wheels, gay. Muh books are too heavy, gay. Sing song voiced, in a woman’s blouse, gay.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, some guys mature a little faster than others. He’s a little slow and really gay. Backpack on wheels, gay. Muh books are too heavy, gay. Sing song voiced, in a woman’s blouse, gay.

Also he worships demons.

Imagine being that stupid.

And that's on top of being a fugitive from the law.

 

[The best and greatest]

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I think he mistakes true friends for pay pigs who watch the circus continue

I agree with Tharl

A true friend is the one who grabs your hand when you're almost done

 

[Sekhmet666]

How long has he been trying to seduce her? We need more background lore. Whatever happened with Occult Priestess?

Occult Priestess (Karine) is an adult non retarded woman so she quickly recognized Styx as a pickled brained, womanizing idiot, used him for some boost in fame and got the fuck out.

So I was wondering, what is Tarl’s alcoholic beverage of choice?

Is it Admiral Nelson? It would be funny if it was Admiral Nelson.

The funny thing is that here in Rutland he found a few the bottom shelf rums that had pictures of pirates on them. There's one with a sexy female pirate that he preferred. It was so gross. I forget the exact name, I could go back into Grand Union and take a picture.

As we established, Styx likes box wine, Franzia Chardonnay. But the amazing thing is that he starts off today with a distusting, random cocktail so he doesn't get the shakes. He needs to get the alcohol in him quicker than just drinking the wine, he only uses that to maintain.

Does Styx have any tattoos?

No, he is too much of a pussy. He only has little goth girl cutting scars all over his legs.

Are you being represented by Aaron McReynolds, Esquire?

This is the name of the tattooed gentleman that I said I was going to marry on 4/20, but I'm not going to do that anymore because I won't marry him until he is clean of alcohol. He is a hopeless alcoholic just as bad as Styx, but with legitimate health problems like pancreatitis that are documented from hospital visits, unlike Styx. I watch Aaron/Six have violent tremors, and I think this is what Tarl experienced. This guy gets those like every other day. I think the first time Styx got these tremors really badly is when he concocted the lie about having a seizure/stroke in his head.

This is an element of borderline personality disorder. They don't know fantasy from reality. In his mind, Styx always needs to be the victim and he has blown up this tremor (that I watch this other guy go through all the time) into what was first a grand seizure and now has been labeled a stroke.

What if any pussy is styx getting these days

None. Not even potato pussy.

Also great with lingonberry, although for the life of me lingonberry tastes just like cranberry.

They are very similar, but somehow I found out I love lingonberry & lingonberry juice, whereas I only like cranberry.

My nearest Costco is an hour and change away. Where it should be.

This is another reason I love Rutland. The nearest Costco is 2 hours and change. I have wanted to live in a small town like this all my life. I am so happy I have found a place where it's financially feasible for me!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This is the funniest part of demon worshipping idiots. If there are demons, where are they? They're in fucking HELL you idiot, a place of eternal torment and punishment. So WHY the fuck would you choose to go there yourself, because that's where you go if you're so fucking dumb you worship them?

If I realized demons were real, I'd also instantly realize GOD is real too and I'd be kneeling at the foot of the Cross so fucking fast.

I mean am I out of line here? Am I in a world where "don't worship demons" is some kind of outlandish extremist statement?

"You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe—and shudder."
-James 2:19

In Marlowe's version of Faust, Mephistopheles actually tries to talk Faust out of making a deal with him, saying:

"Think'st thou that I who saw the face of God
And tasted the eternal joy of heaven
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells
In being deprived of everlasting bliss?
O Faustus, leave these frivolous demands
Which strikes a terror to my fainting soul!"

And argues that if he exists, than surely God does as well, and selling your soul would be retarded. Faust than argues that he doesn't really have proof of anything but demons, and the Biblical narrative could be only true in part, and then sells his soul to Mephistopheles.

Granted, Faust is demonstrably wrong, and winds up in Hell.

 

[W@rui]

No, he is too much of a pussy. He only has little goth girl cutting scars all over his legs.

That's interesting; because you figure a guy who's that heavily into the occult would have "ancient symbols" on his body.

He truly is a poser.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Definitely Black Books. Are you making red beans n rice??

Just went to bed after clearing up some cleaning up. Black Books shortly. One of the best series ever made that crosses borders.

Just some delicious soup. Beans are heated up today, and I've got the ham, sauteed onions and tomato ready.

 

[Ayatollah Rock n Rolla]

This is the name of the tattooed gentleman that I said I was going to marry on 4/20, but I'm not going to do that anymore because I won't marry him until he is clean of alcohol. He is a hopeless alcoholic just as bad as Styx, but with legitimate health problems like pancreatitis that are documented from hospital visits, unlike Styx. I watch Aaron/Six have violent tremors, and I think this is what Tarl experienced. This guy gets those like every other day. I think the first time Styx got these tremors really badly is when he concocted the lie about having a seizure/stroke in his head.

Boy do you know how to pick them. Why are you attracted to fucking weirdo losers? Just find yourself a joe sixpack who works construction or something. You seem trapped in a cycle of self-sabotage.

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I don't know why the fuck I am bothering to offer advice she 100% will ignore.

 

[Cool Ghoul]

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Tard's brother from another mother has been spotted near the University of Arizona. Apparently this is his normal

Speaking of Arizona I was driving through Tucson a few months ago on a long road trip. When I drive through cities I like to look up related social media to see if there is anything interesting happening while I will be in the area.

On r/Tucson I found this intriguing bit of information:

I'll bet this random guy at the Olive Garden is a much more capable magician than Styx could ever hope to be.

 

[anscochrome]

I'm really sorry. I can't craft poetic words when I am sober, but I feel your pain.

Thank you for the words of kindness.