🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Okay! Yesterday I speculated on if an extinction burst would happen and now it's here, with a volley of "literature," songs, ignorant opinions, and assertions of terminal disease.

Wake me when he climbs a clock tower. I want to laugh at his lead ventilation. Until then, he bores me.

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Oh no! Who would have thought that stuff that was possibly transgressive 20 years ago outside of the internet has no effect now? Who'd have thought that writing on the level of a 5th grader nothing but poopoopeepeeboogerbloodshit Hazbin Hotel fanfiction would have all the impact of a magnitude -1 earthquake while also completely proving that you were never capable as a writer?

Who'da thought that building your reputation as an anti-war Lolbertarian and then immediately pivoting that because you went on that migger grindset on defending pulping children would fall flat? Lastly, who'd have thought that just whining endlessly about not wanting to grow up and making less than what you get on welfare means that you can't have any more booze?

Suffah Thyxx! Suffah from delirium tremens!
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I hope he hops on all of this Jer stuff going on, he can't carry anything amusing on his own so he might as well carry Hambly's gunt.
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From the ashes of destruction, in our time of greatest need, rises a new hero.
Defender of cucks; champion of gunts; superhero brand superhero; it's:
Thtix Hexenhammer (Thix Thix Thix)
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I miss when this was the best thread on the forum. I'm having trouble finding a new home, much like Tarl (and anyone who's ever been involved with him).
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It's part of the natural lolcow progression to wax and wane in content. This thread will fizzle for a while, then explode into a new conflagration once we get more content.

Honestly just parking on a single thread and making it your home isn't the best use of the Farms. There are so many great cows here just begging for a scrap of your attention. Camping is fun but it discourages new users to join in on the thread.

I try to spread my attention between multiple cows and multiple parts of the forum because each has its own in jokes and community. Every time I get bored with a thread, I check out a new cow or a new part of the forum. If you haven't checked out Beauty Parlor, I highly recommend it because some of those gorls are premium cows.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Honestly just parking on a single thread and making it your home isn't the best use of the Farms.
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It's not for a lack of trying. I don't give a shit about Ham Planet, Larson weens annoy me, I hate Rekieta, BMJ is a one trick pony that wouldn't even get attention if Null didn't like him, and Cobes is dead. I'm sure there are plenty of other amusing places - I check out a handful daily. Just don't have a current "Oh, let's check this out" cow.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I was only going to show up in person so that I could speak with my lawyer, but luckily, he called me the day before & said that I did not need to show up in court. He's just going to file the motions so that we can enter all of Tarl's past violent history against women into evidence. This was just a calendar call that I didn't even need to appear for because my lawyer did everything on my behalf. I'm going to meet with him (Falcone) on Monday to talk further.
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Giovanni Falcone as the lawyer is a good Omen Nikki. Don't forget that Sam successfully used screenshots from a gossip site as evidence against you in the Vermont legal system. Once you collect enough evidence of abuse you need to take your screenshot conversations with Mel as proof that she's harboring a felon. The courts in Brooklyn will take this very seriously if they have direct evidence from the state of Vermont that they have a notorious fugitive. We know Mel's address so be sure to include that in your evidence and how you got that knowledge.

You have a serious potential opportunity here that all depends on how consistent you are.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
It's not for a lack of trying. I don't give a shit about Ham Planet, Larson weens annoy me, I hate Rekieta, BMJ is a one trick pony that wouldn't even get attention if Null didn't like him, and Cobes is dead. I'm sure there are plenty of other amusing places - I check out a handful daily. Just don't have a current "Oh, let's check this out" cow.
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Might I suggest wogglebuglover? She's very amusing and a real change of pace from Tarl.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I don't give a shit about Ham Planet, Larson weens annoy me, I hate Rekieta, BMJ is a one trick pony that wouldn't even get attention if Null didn't like him, and Cobes is dead.
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Same, brother, none of those do anything for me. I say find your own personal cows. Throughout the years I've somehow fine-tuned my youtube algorithm to feed me new sub 1000 subscriber youtube retards and most aren't too notable but every so often a real gem pops up.
 
anscochrome said:
You could always park yourself on the Jeremy Hambly thread with his current embroglio with PPP and the Kino Casino crowd. After all. he is a former Tarl associate facing his own war like a-logging at the moment.
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I’ve tried several times to get into that thread, but there is just something really repellant about it. I can’t figure out what it is exactly. There is plenty there to laugh at but it’s still somehow a very dull read. I mean, the quarterpounder is just so slow, gross, and boring.

In order to understand the whole story, you inevitably have to (or should) watch segments of Hamby and I can’t take it. All political commentators are grifting scumfucks anyway so nothing really surprises or shocks me anymore. It’s like same degenerate scumbag different grifter.

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I think he mistakes true friends for pay pigs who watch the circus continue
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Well, Nikki was willing to stand by his side but it wasn’t good enough for him. He doesn’t have any friends because he’s an asshole who actively rebuffs and alienates anyone who tries to be a true friend. Fucking shitass.

Yeah, he’s just mad that the paypiggies are moving on to greener pastures. He doesn’t give a fuck about actual friendship. He just wants adoring fans who think he’s super duper smart and will never question his claims or opinions. True narcissistic.

Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
It's not for a lack of trying. I don't give a shit about Ham Planet, Larson weens annoy me, I hate Rekieta, BMJ is a one trick pony that wouldn't even get attention if Null didn't like him, and Cobes is dead. I'm sure there are plenty of other amusing places - I check out a handful daily. Just don't have a current "Oh, let's check this out" cow.
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Have you checked out the PoopSquatch (Andrew Ditch) thread? It’s pretty gnarly. Dude is a straight up shark-eyed pampers wearing pants shitting psychopath who will forever chase the dream of having his own personal butt wiper.

 
Gay Andy Kaufman said:
Might I suggest wogglebuglover? She's very amusing and a real change of pace from Tarl.
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I'm a big fan of ShannyforChrist, Margaret Palermo, Venus Palermo, and Chantal Sarault. All four threads are a little slow now, Chantal's thread being the fastest, but all 4 are a wild ride and you won't regret reading it, even if there's nothing for you to post at the end.

Shanny: Thread 'ShannyForChrist / Shannon Eileen McGraw/Dornbush/Gattis & Jason William Egroff ("Rev" / "Baby Carrot")' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shanny...s-jason-william-egroff-rev-baby-carrot.67041/

Margaret Palermo (read first):
Thread 'Margaret Palermo / Margit Neuenschwander / Margit Konzcene / Laurel Lee Bay' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/margar...schwander-margit-konzcene-laurel-lee-bay.580/

Venus Palermo/Venus Angelic (read second):

Thread 'Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/venus-palermo-venusangelic.43312/

Chantal Sarault (most active of the 4 threads):
Thread 'Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I'm a big fan of ShannyforChrist, Margaret Palermo, Venus Palermo, and Chantal Sarault. All four threads are a little slow now, Chantal's thread being the fastest, but all 4 are a wild ride and you won't regret reading it, even if there's nothing for you to post at the end.

Shanny: Thread 'ShannyForChrist / Shannon Eileen McGraw/Dornbush/Gattis & Jason William Egroff ("Rev" / "Baby Carrot")' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shanny...s-jason-william-egroff-rev-baby-carrot.67041/

Margaret Palermo (read first):
Thread 'Margaret Palermo / Margit Neuenschwander / Margit Konzcene / Laurel Lee Bay' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/margar...schwander-margit-konzcene-laurel-lee-bay.580/

Venus Palermo/Venus Angelic (read second):

Thread 'Venus Palermo / VenusAngelic' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/venus-palermo-venusangelic.43312/

Chantal Sarault (most active of the 4 threads):
Thread 'Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/
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Can't go wrong with Tomlinson, stalker child.
 
NotSoPrettyNow said:
Can't go wrong with Tomlinson, stalker child.
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His thread reminds me of Bossman Jack's thread, where the thread itself has its own community and memes. I feel weird about adopting long-running gag that I wasn't a part of, so I mostly read those two without posting much.

Bossman Jack, very active:
Thread 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...ck-austingambles-austin_07-irondollah.170347/
 
Ramzpaul, on whose youtube stream Happy Homelands Styx was an irregular guest frequently cancelling his appearance shortly before the show was due to start has finally started to criticize Styx. Starting at 26.15 he says

Styx is sad, he really went off the deep end with drinking. .... I hate it when someone claims they're dying .... I consider nothing worse than faking that. Just saying that you're dying that you have a terminal disease when you really don't to either gain sympathy or to get attention. That's the lowest of the low.
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Ramzpaul, on whose youtube stream Happy Homelands Styx was an irregular guest frequently cancelling his appearance shortly before the show was due to start has finally started to criticize Styx. Starting at 26.15 he says
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Well, Glory Be, Hallelujah! I guess miracles can happen when you least expect it. I have posted multiple times in this thread about Paul Ramsey refusing to "punch right" against his former associates , refusing to call a piece of shit a piece of shit to the point of delusion ( he is like this with Ethan Ralph as well). It confused me why a 62 year old man would have this much tolerance. It's nice to finally know he really is a human being with a normal reaction for his age ;) Thanks for the catch, OP

edit: after listening to the timestamp, (mea culpa, I should have listened first before commenting) he is still reticent sounding about Styx "he really went off the Deep end, with , I think, drinking" I think, drinking Paul? I THINK drinking? You were so close man, damn, just say it, Ethan Ralph and Tarl Warwick are pieces of shit. C'mon old man, just do it.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Styxhexenhammer666 thread tax:

How about a recipe for jumbo pasta shells stuffed with something? Spaghetti-Os or owl giblets?
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As much as Claude doesn't like Tarl- it appreciated this.

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The Idubbz/Anisa thread had a great run, but they have gotten so boring I lost interest. Tarl's thread has had it's ups and downs as well. We are currently in a lull, but I suspect it is just the calm before the storm.
 
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