🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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It’s beautiful. He couldn’t have a better name than Falcone unless it was Winchester or Ruger tbh. Pure kino. Suffah Tard.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I was only going to show up in person so that I could speak with my lawyer, but luckily, he called me the day before & said that I did not need to show up in court. He's just going to file the motions so that we can enter all of Tarl's past violent history against women into evidence. This was just a calendar call that I didn't even need to appear for because my lawyer did everything on my behalf. I'm going to meet with him (Falcone) on Monday to talk further.
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Great news.

I called it back when I said you have nothing to worry about between his documented DV history and the guarantee that he will skip out on court again.
 
TowinKarz said:
There's the tiniest of chances he's still trying to convince everyone he had a stroke.....

I mean, I give it only a .005% chance, but, it still amuses me to think this is all an attempt to only LOOK neurologically disabled.
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His stroke brain must’ve suddenly improved as his latest tweets this morning about the war are free from the usual spelling errors. Guess your stroke just comes and goes randomly, eh tardl?
Or more likely he’s just at a brief moment of being slightly buzzed instead of full on sloshed
 
Okay! Yesterday I speculated on if an extinction burst would happen and now it's here, with a volley of "literature," songs, ignorant opinions, and assertions of terminal disease.

Wake me when he climbs a clock tower. I want to laugh at his lead ventilation. Until then, he bores me.

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I miss when this was the best thread on the forum. I'm having trouble finding a new home, much like Tarl (and anyone who's ever been involved with him).
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You could always park yourself on the Jeremy Hambly thread with his current embroglio with PPP and the Kino Casino crowd. After all. he is a former Tarl associate facing his own war like a-logging at the moment.
 
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HerTea Pants said:
I never liked the guy but his boringness despite him thinking he's sooo edgy actually makes me hate him.

@Styxhexenhammer666 can you actually "do" something? The peepeepoopoopornos aren't cutting it. Thx.
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I blame the Iran shit. As a political grifter he has to shift his focus from being a retard for our entertainment to giving hot Iran takes. When you think about it, we're the real victims in all of this.
 
Locust Day said:
I found a new girlfriend for Styx!
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@Styxhexenhammer666 See Styx. Even this lady captain is a better pirate than you. Step up your game faggot.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Okay! Yesterday I speculated on if an extinction burst would happen and now it's here, with a volley of "literature," songs, ignorant opinions, and assertions of terminal disease.
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All he does he shit post on X and hide out in a woman's apartment. He is trying really hard to make everyone think he is in paradise when in reality he can't even leave to buy non canned food.
W@rui said:
Styx has been so fucking boring lately it's insane.
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Well he is hiding out from the cops and the more he does, the more chances for him to be caught. Think of it like a can of cola in a paint shaker. The longer he hides, the bigger the pop! Also I am really hoping suicides by cop.
 
HerTea Pants said:
I never liked the guy but his boringness despite him thinking he's sooo edgy actually makes me hate him.

can you actually "do" something? The peepeepoopoopornos aren't cutting it. Thx.
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There is only so much content you can create when you lie in bed all day farting on an air mattress.

This is why we get compelling content about cooking noodles, and he posted a Christmas ornament from the back patio yesterday. In his own mind, these minimal and benign tasks are a big deal and compelling content because he finally left the safety of his emotional support mattress.
 
Styx has been wearing the same clothes for over a month while on the run. He's such a man-child, that he didn't bother to pack extra clothes or buy new ones:

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