🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Someone abandoned Styx; he doesn't specify who:

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He's also continuing to have tech issues:

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Along the same vein of him having tech issues, someone asked the obvious question:

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@TheRealist067 WE'RE LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE BISH! RENT FREE!
I saw him spergin' and ridin' dirty in the Quartering thread the other day. Just in case he thought that it was just the Styx fans who hate him, the Quartering fans seemed to be doing a fine job hating him themselves without any encouragement from me. The old "you lesser mortals are just monkeys dancing for my pleasure! Now finish my homework!" angle that cows always try has failed for the over-9000th time.
 
Someone abandoned Styx; he doesn't specify who:

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What "allies" does he even have left now that he's in hiding?
Quartering's quietly fucked off long ago.
Did his mommy and daddy tell him they'll no longer wire him his allowance?
In addict-speak, this is code word for: "One of my long-time enablers finally grew a brain cell and stopped enabling and financing me, so im going to throw a tantrum and shame them to manipulate them until I break them down again."
 
black void stomach growls
cosmic fart splits silent night
doom smells like hot poop
Can I commune with Stolas yet? Can I get my mashed potato tard pussy? Ruin my liver & teeth and abandon my daughter??? Oh wait I'm not a complete retard.
Hold up, I think I'm having a stroke-ure. That's a stroke-seizure. My lips are blue, me mum lied. I CAN'T BREATHE!!! J/K time to get some BOXED WINE BISH! FIVE STAR DAYS!
 
JFC my favorite CMS has really shit the bed with the latest sub-release breaking *everything* assumed about prior revisions. FFS, that's a WordPress thing to do. Sure, they were like 7 years apart, but still.
 
When Tarl Warwick actually goes on other people's shows, he becomes meek and uninteresting
Tard has no abilities outside of his docket and one-way parasocial communication. He sucks in real life and sucks on other podcasts. Just piece together his behavior from descriptions from ex-girlfriends, he is a piece of shit asshole manchild prick loser shithead. And one someone else show, or in a "debate" , or whatever, he sucks. You can see even on his live shows he sucks. And he does this sing-song fag voice modulation too, I think thats his nervous tick, he will break out into sing song to jump tracks when wedged. Now that he is on a drunken death spiral he pretty much sucks at all times, but even back in his least shittiest time, when he was put together enough to keep Liz happy enough to let him splurt baby batter into her Aryan princess cooch, he still sucked on happy homelands and on debates and other third party shows.
Fuck Thard Warwick, Im pissed at myself for ever letting this guy into my head when he was "good".
 
Tarl wishes he could just go back to elementary school, but fails to realize that even kids nowadays wouldn't consider him ''edgy''. Keep writing those morbid stories. It ain't gonna keep you outta Nola Gen pop.
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So he's not a recent drunk- but a longstanding one.
I want to say it was right after he got picked up for whipping his phone at Sam but I could be wrong.

Anyway he should go back on the Killstream for his big interview. Tarl and Ralph are about on the same level anymore, except Ralph now has the powers of meth in his system so he might not want to listen to Tarl's babbling for too long.
 
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