🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I think you mean to say that it's very white trash and boring. In which case you would be completely correct. However, throw some parm over it and stick it in the oven and it'll be GREASY white trash food.
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No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

I just think that if you're using cream of anything in a dinner dish that isn't a casserole, then you are playing with fire.

A few years ago I tried bechemel sauce for the first time. I thought it was cream of mushroom. I tried to recreate the dish at home and it did not work.

Using it in pasta won't work.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
participated in the psychic wars
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Uh excuse you? He’s a shell-shocked, PTSD suffering, scrambled brains veteran of inter-dimensional 5D psychological warfare. That’s why he’s dying n sheeeeit.
HerTea Pants said:
If he drinks himself into a stupor to the point he's soiling himself and mostly unconscious, (it seems like it's going to be soon but I've been disappointed getting my hopes up before), Mel or someone in the house would have to call an ambulance, right? If he's taken to a hospital would he be taken into custody at that point after he's made stable?
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Pretty sure Tardfucker is going to die of alcoholism before he ever sees a day in jail sadly.
Stinkum said:
I think he might become seriously mentally ill, like possible institutionalization
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He’ll be dead long before that, but he may experience delerium just before he croaks. I wonder what he’s telling mongeMel’s parents? I mean, I guess they’re okay with dead man walking while he leeches off of them until he dies in two more weeks.
Chongqing said:
Using it in pasta won't work.
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@Paul Revere Pantry Raider now you have to show us the finished product.
 
Locust Day said:
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Drunk or consequence of the "agonizingly slow decomposition process" JF Gariepy spoke of?
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Imagine being reduced to a 13-year-old girl on Tumblr 15 years ago. Intentionally spelling poorly just to try to farm pity from a fake stroke. Imagine being this fucking desperate to pretend you don't hate read the people making fun of you.

Oh by the way Tard? Being blue in the face and like that in your "my dog ate my homework" tier excuse is much closer to alcohol poisoning, not a stroke.

Now continue to pretend that you can still totally write stories. Oh and seethe repeatedly at people making fun of you after proclaiming your illiteracy.
 
Adamska said:
Imagine being reduced to a 13-year-old girl on Tumblr 15 years ago. Intentionally spelling poorly just to try to farm pity from a fake stroke. Imagine being this fucking desperate to pretend you don't hate read the people making fun of you.

Oh by the way Tard? Being blue in the face and like that in your "my dog ate my homework" tier excuse is much closer to alcohol poisoning, not a stroke.

Now continue to pretend that you can still totally write stories. Oh and seethe repeatedly at people making fun of you after proclaiming your illiteracy.
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He also said in his most recent IDGAF video that it happened two weeks ago when it actually happened over a month ago. This tracks with the time he lied about spending a week in jail when it was two days and then he was all, oh well it felt like a week. Nigger canNOT stop lying.
 
Locust Day said:
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This tweet makes me wanna pry his remaining teeth out with pliers. Or bash them out with a hammer.

Then, as he lays unconscious after passing out from the pain, shave his hair, break his glasses, put him in handcuffs, and throw his gaywad pirate outfit into a fire.

Up yours, Tarl, you faking slovenly bum piece of garbage. UP YOURS. WITH A BRANDING IRON.
 
I think my favorite part of Tarl's general cope is that, "everyone is mad". They're mad at his stories, they're mad at his retarded twitter posts, they're mad for whatever other reason he thinks of.

Nobody is angry. Disgusted, sure, but angry? At what? That some dumb asshole is ruining his life?

Motherfucker, I've seen some shit that justifiably should make someone angry. I've seen arrest records where a small child tested positive for cocaine. I've watched as troons have actively tried to destroy a place where I can speak freely, force people to wax their balls, and get involved in "consent accidents". I've read testimony of people Nick Bate has harmed and watched the whole zoosadism shit go down. Chris Chan fucked his mom. Your morbid stories ain't got shit on things I know have actually happened.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
Pull the mainsail to and tighten up the jib. Shame we aren't going downwind because we could let everything out and hoist the spinaker.
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the mizzen isnt long for this world

White Christmas said:
Any Rao's sauce totally kills it; their red or white sauces.
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Rao's is way better than most things made at that volume. Its very hard to make what Rao's does, quality and taste is great for what it is. Its nice to see it in BJs, Costco, Walmart, Whole Foods, doesnt matter where, same stuff, good quality, in glass jars. I think Tard/Thicks claimed he could "do better" than Rao's and jabbed at those who eat pre-made red sauces and claimed to make his own better.
This is the same prick who admits to eating Sphaghetti-Os and having extreme Peter Pan Puer Aeternis.
 
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mickrussom said:
the mizzen isnt long for this world


Rao's is way better than most things made at that volume. Its very hard to make what Rao's does, quality and taste is great for what it is. Its nice to see it in BJs, Costco, Walmart, Whole Foods, doesnt matter where, same stuff, good quality, in glass jars. I think Tard/Thicks claimed he could "do better" than Rao's and jabbed at those who eat pre-made red sauces and claimed to make his own better.
This is the same prick who admits to eating Sphaghetti-Os and having extreme Peter Pan Puer Aeternis.
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The mizzen certainly isn't rizzin, by any measurable standards...
 
mickrussom said:
I think Tard/Thicks claimed he could "do better" than Rao's and jabbed at those who eat pre-made red sauces and claimed to make his own better.
This is the same prick who admits to eating Sphaghetti-Os and having extreme Peter Pan Puer Aeternis.
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If anyone bought some commercial Vermont Maple Syrup based on Tarl's recommendation in one of his arrogant "I know food quality best of all " rants, and was disappointed, I can give a solid recommendation.

Bonhomie Acres Farms Maple Syrup made in Fredericktown, Ohio has won taste test contests held at the North American Maple Producers annual conventions several times in the past few years, and their founder was placed in their Hall of Fame when he passed. I routinely buy it online and have it shipped to me to Nebraska every 6 months or so. Consistency and flavor blows commercial Vermont out of the water. Vermont Maple Syrup is excellent IF it is purchased from a small volume sugar shack that produces for tourists, but the store bought stuff purchased in grocery stores is watered down to stretch profit. And even the small volume Vermont can't touch this Ohio made stuff. Sugar Maple trees thrive better in the soil and climate of Knox/Holmes County Ohio, and the better quality sap makes better tasting syrup. Give it a try if you are tired of the high fructose corn syrup crap they sell as "pancake syrup", or if Tarl steered you wrong.
https://www.bonhomieacresmaplesyrup.com/ Bonhomie Acres did not pay me for this endorsement ;)
 
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