Leylon Sneed
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Pull the mainsail to and tighten up the jib. Shame we aren't going downwind because we could let everything out and hoist the spinaker.
🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes
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The vendor's.
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He's getting more delusional.
His "pointless failure to go a meeting he was neber made aware of" was his second court date for extremely serious DV charges and General Insomnia literally sat in the courtroom and watched the judge inform him of his next appearance.
What's crazy is I really think he believes this stuff on some level.
I hate to say it but even though I don't feel bad about his current condition or troubles, I have a bit of pity for him ending up in this stunted state. Imaging being his age and being completely without the ability to self reflect on even the most basic level, you start fucking up your life and your only response is to retreat into the most retarded delusions and broadcast them to the world.
Lots of people have problems getting defensive when they shouldn't but this is just on a whole 'nother level. I think he might become seriously mentally ill, like possible institutionalization if he keeps retreating into delusion.
I'm sure the psychiatric wing of a NOLA prison will fix him right up though. Their cutting edge treatment of sedating him and locking him up with shit flinging retards is known to work wonders on delusional man-babies.
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I'm considering baking chicken thighs again tonight, having those as a protein, then shredding some of them and boiling with cream of mushroom soup, simmering down, and piling over penne for a simple meal tomorrow. Just enough milk to thin the soup so it isn't gelatinous, baking the chicken tonight with the usual- simple oil, garlic, pepper, possibly thyme and parsley. Skin on, to keep it juicy.
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I doubt a New York hospital would inform law enforcement.
The only time the cops would be involved is if Tarl was involved in committing a crime at the time of his hospitalization. I guess they might be involved as well if he gets involuntarily committed for metal health issues.
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Like Nicki and her new man, it will never work.
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I think you mean to say that it's very white trash and boring. In which case you would be completely correct. However, throw some parm over it and stick it in the oven and it'll be GREASY white trash food.
Leylon Sneed
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I did something similar a couple weeks ago. Fried some thighs, mixed peas and carrots with some linguine that I had boiled to el dente then drained. Mixed in all together in a my Crock pot and let it simmer til warm with a couple cans of cream of chicken. Wasn't bad, but I didn't take into account how much the pasta would swell when I boiled it. Dogs loved it, I think it needed salt.
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I'm planning on making the pasta separately. Also, due to the amount of liquid created, turning it into a casserole wouldn't be too advantageous.
Leylon Sneed
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I was just making something low effort. I fried the thighs, boiled the pasta, then tossed it all into a crock pot for a couple hours while I was out tilling the garden for this season. The pasta was a lot more than I thought it would be, if I were to make a recipe I would use about half as much linguine. Other than that it was delicious. I have a roast that's been sitting in my freezer for like 2 years, I want to do something with it soon.
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You should ditch the chemical cocktail of canned soup, though, and go for 100% coconut milk, or Rao's white sauce. Think whole-foods when cooking.
Any Rao's sauce totally kills it; their red or white sauces.
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Nigga, you eat like you're on EBT. Just spring for some cheese. Mushroom soup pasta smh
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Unless it's been wrapped really, really well, it's going to taste awful. Depending on what it is, I'd consider marinating it in a bit of red wine vinegar - that usually cuts through the "freezerburn" taste, and if it's tough, it'll cut right through that. Doesn't alter the flavor all that much, either.
Next time I visit a city, I'll check it out. Cheers!
Fair. I don't eat enough cheese to spend much on it.
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I can't. I was more mature at 15 when I was already taking on responsibilities, and I too pity him in that he's pathetic but I can't even contemplate myself in those boots. This fuck abandoned a child. Watching him flail about just makes me want to see him learn the hardest way. With any luck there will be a camera there to capture Tarl's face for his "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" moment.
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Dude is larping as a fucking pirate, reminiscing over Internet raids 20 years ago, and thinks he has a pact with a cartoon owl while shacked up with a literal mouth breather who is literally his "Mama JF". Not wife, but the one who cares and feeds him. If it was any less real, he'd be Ethan Ralph right now.
Leylon Sneed
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Damnit, I used to climb palm trees and cut coconuts off when they were fresh. Then you chop the top so that you can put a straw down, or just freestyle (often with rum) the milk out. It's simple machete work (beyond the vampirates abilities), once you climb the tree (a T-shirt or short loop of rope on your feet makes that a lot easier), just chop off a bundle (there's like half dozen in a branch). Then you clean the flesh off the outside from the top, once you get down to the nut, two strikes with a machete and you get milk!
Once you've drank the milk the two strike opening makes it easier to split and then you can pick out the meat. Coconut meat is excellent when grilled with fish and goat.
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There's nothing like watching a seething man repeat, "I don't care" over and over again. I'll miss Tarl when he's dead like 10 years from now.
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Thinking of making a brisket later this week. For now, though, courage. Chicken's in the oven.
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What are sending letters to indicate that the schedule has to be changed and you need a continuance? What is using zoom? What is requesting one state to actually change their time?
This is a cope from a mentally retarded narcissist who quivers and shivers from a couple of nights of jail.
Shut up Tard and stop crying over your retarded attempt to hide from the police like you do your daughter. You chose to run away and eat two state warrants. You insisted on doubling down on behavior that demonstrably kicks your ass.
Your stupid gay owl isn't going to save you and your brickle teeth. Your dad's not going to rape the cops to bail your ass out of the fire. You don't have an anime bloodline you textbook definition of second year middle schooler syndrome. Baby screeching about 'I don't want to grow up' does nothing. You chose to LARP as Captain Drunk, the Baali Butt Pirate, now face the crocodile named Consequences.
Also, if you're just trolling with your garbage poopoopeepeeboogerbloodshit stories that would fail the 4th grade, then you wouldn't feel the need to defend it. You can lie to yourself to save your ego, but it's pretty darn clear that you genuinely think these are good and you can't accept that you can't even write on the level of a child.