🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Uncle Bully]

Y'all be nice to @Ghostface Killah. He's still macking on Sara. He's got decades to go before he gets to Nikki.

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[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

 

[DominoPetachi]

This offlandish type of bullshit has other legitimate users DM'ing me accusing me of terminally gooning for her, LOL.

That is not the case, I assure you.

Would you fuck her tho?

She is eeeeeeevil, and it doesn't seem like she has any family around her at all. She must've done some really wild shit to burn those bridges

Evil is a bit of a stretch, Mr. four day old account. How do you know so much about her? You just got here.

Side note, I think the FB "together" just means in a relationship, not necessarily tying the knot, so to speak.

Boomer book says “in a relationship” when people are just together unless they’ve changed it recently. Haven’t used that shit since like 2017. Her account says “engaged” not “in a relationship “.

@Sekhmet666 That was fast, sweaty. Drop the 411. How did you meet? Was it love at first sight? Can we go to the wedding via zoom? He’s definitely an upgrade although the bar is really low considering Tarl is a literal toothless hobo. I hope it works out for you.

 

[White Christmas]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

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Bro, we know you are reading this.

Get off the FUCKING MATTRESS and stop with the stolen valor and royal Warwick bloodline BS in this fantasy world you created in your mind.

You are an addict shut-in with agoraphobia who lives off of real adults like a parasite; periodic Go Fund Me's, retarded females' monthly govt checks, and your parents. Your father is a convicted nightstalking rapist with a criminal record to prove it, and your mom works at McDonald's. THIS IS YOUR REALITY.

 

[anscochrome]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

Just imagine any of our famous Great Depression Era Midwest United States outlaws acting like this. Can you picture John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson, Machine Gun Kelly, or Alvin Karpas coming out from their hideouts long enough to send a telegram to a few major newspapers as to share their random thought to an adoring audience that only exists in their minds? I can't either. The utter absurdity of it all.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Would you fuck her tho?

I don't want my shit to fall off, and I'm too lazy to dig up the picture I cropped of her literal beard, but that exists, so I'm good without that. And she's a ran through whore and a haggered schizophrenic woman with an ego superiority complex.

 

[DominoPetachi]

I don't want my shit to fall off, and I'm too lazy to dig up the picture I cropped of her literal beard, but that exists, so I'm good without that. And she's a ran through whore and a haggered schizophrenic woman with an ego superiority complex.

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

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I am a Warwick, and we never ever surrender, says the manchild who has surrendered to police multiple times and only is puffing out his boney chest as a fugitive hiding out on a retarded woman's mattress.

Also fucking choice language as the Warwick above him seems to be a fucking rapist. So yes, never surrendering, or should I say, never taking no for an answer, even when the old woman starts screaming for help, is the way of the Warwick.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

Put anything over $1,575,000 on the table after taxes and I'll get a contract negotiation team in contact with you.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Put anything over $1,575,000 on the table after taxes and I'll get a contract negotiation team in contact with you.

Wow. Everyone really does have a price. Why that specific amount? Why not just round up to 2 mil?

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Wow. Everyone really does have a price. Why that specific amount? Why not just round up to 2 mil?

Idk number autism or something.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Put anything over $1,575,000 on the table after taxes and I'll get a contract negotiation team in contact with you.

Pretty sure that'll barely cover the cost of the Z-packs you'll be on for the next several years. but hokay.

 

[Coke Zero]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

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If only the US justice system had some sort of venue where you could fight your accusers and prove your innocence.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

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All I can see in my mind is that picture of the Black Knight from Monty Python with his arms and legs chopped off. "I, AS SEED OF THE WARWICK CLAN, WILL NEVER KNEEL because my feet and calves got chopped off, so technically I'm STANDING on my knees, not KNEELING per se; gotcha kiwifags" Sorry, attachments aren't working for me today, bit's not as funny without them.

 

[Peachorino]

Today he is a wounded knight and a fightin' Marine. Wasn't there a court date, again?

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Whenever he posts false bravado slop like this, just reply with this image:

 

[There She Glows]

@Sekhmet666 girl I get you, I'm a sucker for a musician too. You should have your new beau make an account on kiwi farms and join the thread, you guys can tell us all about how you met and what he thinks of Tarl.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

@Sekhmet666 girl I get you, I'm a sucker for a musician too. You should have your new beau make an account on kiwi farms and join the thread, you guys can tell us all about how you met and what he thinks of Tarl.

This guy's just a bug off the street that went to ordrer some of her chicken, yaknowwaddimean? So now he orders her special chicken eeeeevery night, yaknowwaddimean??

If you know, you know, ya know?

If you dont know, well I guess you don't know.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Whenever he posts false bravado slop like this, just reply with this image:

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That is almost perfect. I might run it through AI again and see if I can do something to make the background look more like the scuffed wall and air mattress. Ima use a close up so the tears are really visible.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

That is almost perfect. I might run it through AI again and see if I can do something to make the background look more like the scuffed wall and air mattress. Ima use a close up so the tears are really visible.

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His hair isn't matted, no dried blood encrusted to his facial hairs, no double glasses, no criss cross apple sauce like a prepubescent child, he's got way too much fat on his face, he's emaciated and weak from all the drugs and alcohol, has no medical intervention going on at any stage or level. His finger nails are too clean. Etc.

But it's right right idea! Just not run to piss like a Ford Fusion hitting 450k miles like he is.

 

[DominoPetachi]

His hair isn't matted, no dried blood encrusted to his facial hairs, no double glasses, no criss cross apple sauce like a prepubescent child, he's got way too much fat on his face, he's emaciated and weak from all the drugs and alcohol, has no medical intervention going on at any stage or level. His finger nails are too clean. Etc.

But it's right right idea! Just not run to piss like a Ford Fusion hitting 450k miles like he is.

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AI is a complete cunt when it comes to details tho. It will fix/change a detail and then add a new one you didn’t even ask for so that you have to go back and fix the added fuckery and then the change you did ask for either reverts or turns into a banana.