Alright everyone, welcome to episode 2 of "Cooking with Styx and Stolas". Today we're preparing a delectable "peepeepoopoo platter", another favorite of Nutty Norman's! Now, the most important part of the peepeepoopoo platter is, well, obviously the fecal matter itself (duh). Here we have a nice diverse selection of high-quality turds, ranging from soft & creamy piles to long, solid, nutty logs. Ha! Get it? They're nutty like Nutty Norman! Now, you need a complimentary beverage to wash all of these logs down, which is why we're drinking premium fermented piss that came straight out of the infected urinary tracts of my many ex-girlfriends. Mmmm, aged to perfection, with the perfect level of salty bitterness to boot!
That's about all, peace out.
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