🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I have the right to face my accuser. Tarl was told that if Samantha did not turn up in Louisiana court, there would be no testimony against him & he would the exonerated.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I'd rather plump for acute alcoholism or some flavor of mental illness as a diagnosis than blame it on whirring data centers or crowd dispersal weapons.

Maybe he has fibromyalgia, at that (vague, nonquantifiable) rate. Is Tarl a Fibro Fairy?
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Tarl is an Alchie-Fairy with wings made of the whispers from empty boxes of wine.
AnOminous said:
It's just obvious lying that fooled literally nobody.
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It fooled more people than I’m comfortable with.
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Aye. Plan on doing that. Cooker is pretty damn full, though.
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Did you just post your fingers?
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
We Scandinavians go to rutabaga for our cabbage, even in corned beef. So much tastier than cabbage leaf.
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My nigga ❤️
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Tardboats and family.
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His family are poor as fuck. He’s not getting a single doubloon from them. He couldn’t even get a ride from the hospital he was allegedly at the day he faked a seizure … um …. had a stroke. 🙄 He doesn’t qualify for tarboats. Oh wait. You mean Mel’s tugboat? Oof. Can he sink any lower than that?
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Aye. Plan on doing that. Cooker is pretty damn full, though. Most of the recipes I know of suggest letting the cabbage set atop the boil for an hour, but that's just going to make mush. I usually just pile my dry seasonings like this to let it steep for the first few hours before mixing it in.

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Oh no, an hour is WAY too long. That's why people don't like cabbage. 20 minutes max, that's enough to cook a small potato through and cabbage is much more delicate. 15 minutes is optimum for all your cabbage needs.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
We Scandinavians go to rutabaga for our cabbage, even in corned beef. So much tastier than cabbage leaf.
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I have never et a rutabaga
 
Sekhmet666 said:
I have the right to face my accuser. Tarl was told that if Samantha did not turn up in Louisiana court, there would be no testimony against him & he would the exonerated.
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I <3 ANAL, but in a criminal case the accuser you will have the right to confront will be the district attorney. Your right to confront Tarl only comes in to play if the DA plans to introduce testimonial hearsay from Tarl himself, in that case you would have the right to cross examine him. In your case you confessed on video and it's likely the could prosecute the case without Tarl's testimony if your lawyer can't get that video struck somehow.

FWIW, I'm a Nikki simp and I think your case should be dismissed simply because Tarl's a fucking loser piece of shit and deserved it. I just don't want you to get too confident based on the facts of a completely different case and Tarl being a fugitive at the moment. Hopefully you get a good public defender and the consequences are minimized as much as possible. Because fuck that stroke faking faggot.
 
Not A Cat Person said:
I doubt it; in criminal DV cases like that, the state prosecutes, not the victim. Styx would only be the accuser if there's a separate civil suit later. She'll be facing State of Louisiana vs. Nikki Tardbeater

However, not having Styx there will certainly hamper the state's case since they will be lacking what would otherwise be their star witness, so she might skate if she turns on the waterworks and claims it was self defense, and they aren't competent enough to bring up her crowing and gloating about it online as being some kind of delayed justice and revenge for this or that.
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As soon as the court sees the "victim" Thard's criminal record with active warrants, it will be tossed out. Also, we all know that he is scared shitless about appearing before court + the warrants, so he will be a guaranteed no-show.

Nikki has no worries regarding punching him in the lie-hole.

For Liz:
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I opened YouTube on my phone and I was immediately recommended this short:
It’s an American dad bit about summing Stoleass.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
We Scandinavians go to rutabaga
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Ah, that must be the reason why the base main ingredient of the pasty as served in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan is rutabaga. The Cornish immigrants from south-west England that went to the Upper Peninsula to work the copper mines brought the pasty with them as a staple foodstuff, and the Finns that also immigrated heavily there must have used rutabaga as a modification of the basic pasty.
I used to "load up" on pasties when I visited my brother every year in July in Gladstone, Michigan, but with his passing last November, I'm afraid my pasty days are through.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I'll have to try that. I've tried to "spice things up" before by adding radishes, but it doesn't really help.
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Why are you trying to spice it up? I thought the whole point of St. Patty's is to get piss drunk and consume the *traditional* slop of Ireland? The fact nobody willingly eats corned beef and cabbage any other day of the year indicates its status as a protected foodstuff that shouldn't be adulterated.
 
anscochrome said:
Ah, that must be the reason why the base main ingredient of the pasty as served in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan is rutabaga. The Cornish immigrants from south-west England that went to the Upper Peninsula to work the copper mines brought the pasty with them as a staple foodstuff, and the Finns that also immigrated heavily there must have used rutabaga as a modification of the basic pasty.
I used to "load up" on pasties when I visited my brother every year in July in Gladstone, Michigan, but with his passing last November, I'm afraid my pasty days are through.
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They're easy to make. A lot of them served on the Mesabi and Gogebic iron ranges have beggies (rutabaga), too. Just chop, mix, and fold into a pie crust. The best pasty crust is made with just flour, butter, salt, and a sprinkling of cold water.

Pasties were a staple where I grew up, in Wisconsin; the Cornish settled everywhere, but first in the mining powerhouse in Mineral Point, where the first "badgers" dug for lead.
 
Just wanted to note that currently the most interesting thing on this gay pirate's page is discussion of vittles related to a holiday that's been over for like a week. This retard had better do something interesting soon or devolution of the thread's denizens is inevitable.
Edit: also, discussion of some eurotrash root vegetable that, frankly, is not really comparable to cabbage on a 1:1 basis.
 
W@rui said:
If Styx isn't monetizing his youtube with ads (like PPP is claiming), where is he getting his money from since he's not streaming?
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This is very interesting. I am under the belief that Tarl did in fact turn on ad revenue while we were going out. He said that fans were saying there were already ads on his videos, so he may as well get paid for them. I did not report on this before because you never know when Tarl is telling the truth, so I am not sure if he did. It seems that he did it in order to help pay Sam's rent. It was right around that time.
 
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