🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sekhmet666 said:
This is one of the most insanely perplexing things about him. He would get into violent arguments with me when I asked him who his enemies were. I would always enrage him by saying "Samantha Keister is the only enemy you have. She's the one who's had you arrested on these trumped up charges and is trying to get you put in prison!"

Tarl would insist that Sam was not his enemy but would struggle to articulate who his enemies were and then remove himself from the situation, start verbally attacking me or throwing things. I don't understand how his brain could be so pickled to the point of fatal malfunction like this.
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And then you performed dental surgery on him (good thing)
His enemy is himself and that pickled brain
 
W@rui said:
Styx's stroke had benefits, according to him.

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Oh wow, would you look at that? The mysterious stroke (that he didn't get medical attention for) somehow managed to disable his eyesight so he can longer read online criticism or long court documents, but his ability to spew nonsense on camera and pump out more childish peepeepoopoo humor is even greater! You could say that he had the luckiest stroke in existence; I guess it's just that chaos magic.
 
I have absolutely no experience with that stuff so I can't say, but based on what he said I think it had a pretty major effect on his brain. This nigger is wearing pirate costumes and banging special-needs women. He used to be mildly smart, something went wrong, I think it was the spice
 
retardedfaggot said:
I have absolutely no experience with that stuff so I can't say, but based on what he said I think it had a pretty major effect on his brain. This nigger is wearing pirate costumes and banging special-needs women. He used to be mildly smart, something went wrong, I think it was the spice
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I have no experience with it either but every dude I’ve ever known to fry their brain on it was already pretty retarded.
 
retardedfaggot said:
I have absolutely no experience with that stuff so I can't say, but based on what he said I think it had a pretty major effect on his brain. This nigger is wearing pirate costumes and banging special-needs women. He used to be mildly smart, something went wrong, I think it was the spice
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I tried Spice one time. I nodded out, and when I came to, I poured the rest of the spice packet out the window over my bed to get it away from me as soon as possible.

Pot does not make a person go unconscious; fall asleep slowly, yes, but not suddenly-wake-up-not-knowing-what-day-it-is fucked up. There was drool on my pillow. It was nothing like pot and I felt bad for the rest of the day after that. It was a horrible experience and I recommend it to no one.
 
The spice melted this dude's brain. Some drug experiences can do this. This dude locked down that hot chick from the Netherlands and ruined it, what a fucking nightmare. Now he's banging Big Foot and getting his teeth punched out, stroking out and tweeting about it? Damn.
 
retardedfaggot said:
The spice melted this dude's brain. Some drug experiences can do this. This dude locked down that hot chick from the Netherlands and ruined it, what a fucking nightmare.
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These happenings were YEARS apart. He's fucking 38. Booby grab was in his higher range of mid-30s. He chose to leave his wife and his kid to live on a floor next to cat shit- and now, he's shacked up with a potato that feeds him.

All of this of his own volition.
 
Peachorino said:
Oh wow, would you look at that? The mysterious stroke (that he didn't get medical attention for) somehow managed to disable his eyesight so he can longer read online criticism or long court documents, but his ability to spew nonsense on camera and pump out more childish peepeepoopoo humor is even greater! You could say that he had the luckiest stroke in existence; I guess it's just that chaos magic.
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His next stroke will deteriorate his sight even further where he'll need to brail women's chests on camera to read what they're saying
 
retardedfaggot said:
Styx overdosed on some kind of strong synthetic drug when he was in high school. He's mentioned it multiple times. Wish I could remember specifically what it was but it explains why he's such a massive retard. It's one thing to be retarded and fail at life but this guy actually had it made for a while, a decent Youtube channel, beautiful wife, a good podcast with Ramz Paul. Then he just flushed it all away and started banging subhuman females and drinking himself to death. Truly bizarre, even for a guy who unironically worships an owl demon. This dude succeeded then completely ruined his life, truly amazing
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If you have followed him from the beginning of his online presence, as I have, you will see that he was nothing more than an unemployed pot head and an incel both before and after Liz. he started out married to some hispanic 3 living in a Mexican trailer park and proceeded from there with a never ending string of trailer girls, mudbloods, dindus, single moms, and in general...girls that were all from the wrong side of the tracks who were rode hard and put away wet.

Liz was just a flash in the pan that he latched onto, got pregnant, and wifed up asap because she was way above his league, and he knew it. All of the others he abandoned and coerced into abortions when they got knocked up. He had already been , married and divorced once or twice before even meeting Liz. The only thing that temporarily saved the relationship with Liz was the fact that she was long-distance with an ocean between them. She broke up with him after her 1st trip to the US, and he manipulated her into getting back with him after a long series of emo love songs and crappy poems he kept posting online. She got the hell away from him after having time to live with him and see the real Thhharl; fortunately, before her daughter was old enough to be influenced by his sociopathy.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Might as well charge the cats. They probably won't have a Brooklyn accent on top of being barely sentient.
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He's bound to keep running his cockholster of a mouth long enough to rub the judiciary the wrong way enough to escalate matters into enforcing the warrants in NY.

This play pretend larp will run it's course, either legally, or end up getting involved with Law Enforcement in New York state.

Anything beyond that is just cope.

Edit: Or eventually the parents will catch wind of all the bullshit and issue an ultimatum to the retard bitch.

This won't last forever.
 
W@rui said:
Styx's stroke had benefits, according to him.

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Conveniently, each time this shit happens, it enhances his ability to lie in bed all day shitposting on X, but detracts from his ability to show up for Zoom court or function as a marginally responsible and decent human being.

Next he will be bragging about losing one whole side of his brain to a massive stroke while gaining the ability to type 666 words per minute on a keyboard.
 
Darth Monk said:
lol let's not stop there, surely we can charge the townhouse itself. I believe that Mel is too stupid to be seriously charged, and I think that any jury will agree (unless it's filled with blacks).
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There's a small chance NYPD could charge him for 'forcing' Mel to harbor him. I know it won't happen, but he deserves it.
 
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