🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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So he is talking about the "seizure" he conveniently had right before court, the day before he fled to New York. This guy's unbelievable he was complaining about friends turning their back on him, then he immediately baits a bunch of people into retweeting a fake stroke.
I'm suspecting this sneezure was a pure lie because he just flat out failed to show up the next time without even an excuse.

At this point, this nigger is just a fugitive.

I'm not sure how this butt pirate is expecting this to work out, because this whole being a fugitive thing never does.
 
This is such a KingCobraJFS thing to say. "Who needs a recipe? Following recipes is too hard. It's so much easier if you just make it up as you go!"
Difference being KingCobraJFS proved to be a Master of the First Element by stopping a grease fire with but one Word of Command.
 
Listen up, fagspice—you can try to invent your own reality all you want but violence still solves most problems. Including your mutant romances. You may not feel like admitting it, but we remember—and so does the judge

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So he declares me insane based on his own definitions?

What an insane thing to say

Wait til you get a load of his "Stroke Man" story, featuring Alex Jones. In it, he strikes a real blow for transgressive twelve year olds everywhere! And he really pwns us geezers, a-hahahaaaaah! It's a major literary breakthrough and a pile of peepeepoopoo and severed genitalia. When I read it, I almost choked on my Geritol. I almost found it hI-LAR-i-oUs! I almost turned half dead and blue in the face.
 
At this point, this nigger is just a fugitive.

I'm not sure how this butt pirate is expecting this to work out, because this whole being a fugitive thing never does.

Neither does the "I'm crazy" ruse. Judges have a nose for poseurs. Tarl's only hope—a thin hope— is blackface and identifying as a spear chucker. Preferably as an illegal one.
 
Thyxth has been a busy boy...

He stopped posting at 9:44 pm last night, then at 2:57am the deluge began and continued until 7 am.

I am not sure if it is known here, but Thyxth has a connection to Alex Jones. When Alex Jones still had a Youtube channel, he called up Thyxth and had him on for a brief interview. This had to be 2014 or 2015.

I spin my wheels trying to figure out what Tardl is up to. Logic does not apply, obviously. He has definitely stirred up his followers.

I am still waiting for the "huge announcement", I thought fer sure we would be hearing the clank of wedding spoons.

I scrolled through the comments on the Liberal Hivemind's post. A good portion (1 in 3 or 4) were simply "he had a stroke". Possible botting?

And lastly, there was obviously one seizure/stroke/tantrum event, and it occurred in Rutland. He is being deliberately vague. I tried to find a record of an ambulance dispatch to Casa de War Wick, but Rutland Emergency Services has not updated their blotter since July 2024.
 
Listen up, fagspice—you can try to invent your own reality all you want but violence still solves most problems. Including your mutant romances. You may not feel like admitting it, but we remember—and so does the judge

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Oh he’s getting the max sentence for sure now. The judge(s) will absolutely throw the book, kitchen sink, and his empty bottles directly at him as he continues to be this flagrant towards the laws and crimes he committed.

Tarl, you should’ve just rolled over and let them scratch your belly as a good boy but might as well double down. Call both judges up and say they’re retarded butches and they’ll never catch Discount Jack Sparrow!
 
Difference being KingCobraJFS proved to be a Master of the First Element by stopping a grease fire with but one Word of Command.
This is how Cobes, even dead, is vastly more powerful than Tard Wartdick. Tard has a gay owl. Cobes has the power of Ozzy.
 
Styx is posting weird stuff about Alex Jones and cocks for whatever reason.

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The classic writing advice is "write drunk, edit sober." Obviously Styx is not editing whatsoever, but he is certainly drunk. The amazing thing is that even when blackout plastered he creates no material of any possible interest to anyone. It's so cringe you have to look away. You'd have to strap me to a chair and pry my eyelids open and flash three words in front of me at a time like A Clockwork Orange to get me to read through all five of these tweets. Unbearable. Ghastly. Out of 184,000 Twitter followers there appears to be about 15 of them even engaging with this absolute drivel.
 
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