🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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W@rui said:
Worshiping a cartoon owl god and doing "rituals" with period blood is fine, but guided meditations is fake you guys.

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He seems to be confusing "abundance mindset" girl astrology concepts with meditation in general, what an unlearned retard. I'm not surprised a drunk can't figure out meditation though. Imagine Styx having to sit still and not think about anything for even twenty minutes? The racing thoughts about his dire life circumstances that would come up. The anxiety about the warrants. The abandoned child. He's too much of a bitch to face that so he uses alcohol to try and disable his brain instead.

Styx, if you poisoned sweet Borange the cat, in all honesty, kill yourself.
 
deleuzeon said:
He seems to be confusing "abundance mindset" girl astrology concepts with meditation in general, what an unlearned retard. I'm not surprised a drunk can't figure out meditation though. Imagine Styx having to sit still and not think about anything for even twenty minutes? The racing thoughts about his dire life circumstances that would come up. The anxiety about the warrants. The abandoned child. He's too much of a bitch to face that so he uses alcohol to try and disable his brain instead.

Styx, if you poisoned sweet Borange the cat, in all honesty, kill yourself.
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Knowing how Tarl operates, he was aiming a barb at an ex and her preferred woo woo.
 
deleuzeon said:
He seems to be confusing "abundance mindset" girl astrology concepts with meditation in general, what an unlearned retard. I'm not surprised a drunk can't figure out meditation though. Imagine Styx having to sit still and not think about anything for even twenty minutes? The racing thoughts about his dire life circumstances that would come up. The anxiety about the warrants. The abandoned child. He's too much of a bitch to face that so he uses alcohol to try and disable his brain instead.

Styx, if you poisoned sweet Borange the cat, in all honesty, kill yourself.
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If you think Tarl gives any kind of shit about his kid, I'd wonder if we're talking about a different Tarl. Nobody in this clusterfuck cares about their kid that they've all lost, abandoned or walked away from, save Liz.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
If you think Tarl gives any kind of shit about his kid, I'd wonder if we're talking about a different Tarl. Nobody in this clusterfuck cares about their kid that they've all lost, abandoned or walked away from, save Liz.
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deleuzeon said:
He seems to be confusing "abundance mindset" girl astrology concepts with meditation in general, what an unlearned retard. I'm not surprised a drunk can't figure out meditation though. Imagine Styx having to sit still and not think about anything for even twenty minutes? The racing thoughts about his dire life circumstances that would come up. The anxiety about the warrants. The abandoned child. He's too much of a bitch to face that so he uses alcohol to try and disable his brain instead.

Styx, if you poisoned sweet Borange the cat, in all honesty, kill yourself.
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One of Styx's positive attributes was kindness towards cats. I'd be surprised if he killed a cat.

BedBath-Infinity & Beyond said:
View attachment 8672314Day 10 without an upload from Tarl Warkick, the self-proclaimed pirate and talentless writer known for his demon-worshipping content. Is this the longest he has gone without posting a YouTube video? Is he trying to swindle another mentally challenged partner? And what about his daughter?
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Is Styx going silent because he doesn't know the arrest warrant only applies in Vermont? Is going silent some sort of dimwitted attempt to evade the the non-existent army of police and bounty hunters he thinks are dogging his tracks?

Does he realize that by not uploading or streaming he has denied himself thousands, perhaps quite a few thousands, in revenue from discussing the mother of all happenings in Iran?
Leylon Sneed said:
Excuse you, there are TWO Nutty Norman available.
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You know when there are cartoon crossovers? Like the Jetsons meet the Flintstones? I sometimes wonder what a crossover between Nutty Norman and the CWCverse would look like.
 
Well Tarl, I think it's been obvious for a while but this final datapoint has solidified it. The only women you can pull are all some combination of psychotic and retarded. Using my experience as a doctor of dumbfuckery on the Internet I and a team of experts have tirelessly analyzed the data and can now present everyone with a graph of the bitches you are capable of getting.

Ladies and Gentlemen as you can see here I have charted most of Tarl's exes, excluding his baby momma because if Tarl doesn't think about her why should I? As you can see the top minds of the Manchester institute have charted out an area of bitches Tarl can get. We have named this, "The Tarl Zone". This displays the range of women that will fuck a retarded smug vampirate with a rotten mouth with stunning accuracy. It's sort of in the shape of Florida which has raised several concerns among the staff.
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This data has been painstakingly reviewed and is 110% accurate.
 
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