🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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deleuzeon said:
There's no US timezone where it's even afternoon yet, and this pirate's plastered. Take action now, judge! He flouts the law!
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Maybe his potato is just fermented enough? I wouldn't put it past Tarl to boof brewers yeast in an effort to stay inebriated, either. He's just enough of an intellectual to be a complete fucking moron.
 
I revel so much in this retard's incompetence. He could have been bankrolling four days straight off WW3 superchats. But because this sperg made every possible bad decision, his new career now is evading the law.

I'm actually astounded how this loser's decline correlates almost perfectly with the implosion of the MAGA movement and the presidency. I'm starting to think that in the election he made a blood pact with Stolas to aid himself and Trump for the sole purpose of grifting and suffered likewise as this administration went full warmongering neocon and betrayed it's entire base.
 
ARGH MATEY, NOW HE'S PLAYING WITH POWER!

He must walk the plank to Wash-upsville.

Am I rite men? Do we throw this carbon rip-off of Johnny Depp's retarded cousin @Styxhexenhammer666 overboard?

I think he should walk the plank. ARGH!
 

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Peachorino said:
The vampirate king is awake, and has graced us with some more quirk chungus-tier posts.

This will surely nullify his charges and keep the federal authorities away!
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So edgy, that will SURE SHOW THEM!

I noticed a pattern that he has been reverting back to a child brain the more he drinks. When he was really going at it before the second-to-last skipped court date, he kept rambling on and on about stories from when he was a kid and rolling around on the bed laughing so hard about his 10-year-old self. Now we have an intensification of the Nutty Norman autobiography, and we get to enjoy edgelord Sesame Street memes.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
This whole flexing his attempt at being a badass when in the real world it's nothing but playing himself and self owning himself is pretty funny not going to lie.
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He's literally the 40 year old embodiment of the 4 year old having a tantrum and hoping that his parent's will give him that cheap piece of plastic he wants to add to his collection of toys he never plays with instead of taking him to the bathroom in the rear of the store and giving him a good wallop.

Actually, if his parents did that, he wouldn't be the manbaby he is today- so I guess it's up to the nature of the justice system to follow through where nurture failed.
 
Is it any surprise that a guy named Tarl Warwick ends up being a Satanist vampire pirate? I mean, of course he fled legal action, he's a pirate...
 
Neos44 said:
Is it any surprise that a guy named Tarl Warwick ends up being a Satanist vampire pirate? I mean, of course he fled legal action, he's a pirate...
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A satanist... vampire pirate...

Good lord, the level of tism from Warwick is off the charts. He thinks he's Kain from Blood Omen or some other edgy-anti hero from a video game without even the balls.

"My name is Styx! I have a savior complex, I must do all the things I can in the name for my owl god!"

Like lmao, you can't make this shit up. Seriously, it's as if Styx is literally showing himself as the ultimate cosmic gag reel.
 
This thread ceases to amaze me. Man, this faggot butt pirate is gonna hit the wall harrrd. 🥂
 

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
If you go back a couple hundred pages, I think @General Insomnia posted his highschool photo. His affectation was having a backpack on wheels. Weeny Tarl literally wheeled his books between classes. Probably got picked on so much that he crawled into that Spencers at 15, and just never returned.

E: It was @Stinkum
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Forever a little twig boy. Stuck at mommies house beating women. It kinda makes you wonder what the next generation will be like. He didn’t have the best parents so he’s that way. Now we have people of his caliber having children.
Anyway, congratulations on learning the law doesn’t care about your woo woo magic stuff Stynx. Suffah bish.
 
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