🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Well, even if his streaming career never recovers he could still find a job at a pirate-themed restaurant that also happens to cater to gay vampire bikers. It's rather niche, but stranger establishments exist.
 
This is one of the few lolcows I actually knew about before coming here, and have been subbed to him for years because he is one weird guy. I have occasionally enjoyed his insane demon and occult bullshit contrasting sharply with his braindead neocon takes, but I never knew anything about his personal life beyond what little he mentioned in the videos I sometimes put on for noise. As such, I really don't have a dog in the personal life fight, nor do I have any idea if he is guilty, innocent, or if there's more to the story.

That being said, surely this demon worshipping retard understands that fleeing a court date is one of the single worst things you can do if you are trying to beat the charges right? I genuinely can not fathom what his mindset is here, or what he thinks will be accomplished by doing this. You might as well have uploaded a video titled "yeah I did it, catch me if you can cunts!" for how fucking terrible this looks from the outside.
 
Taser Confetti said:
Now I’m just imagining the bounty hunter from Raising Arizona.
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"I'll be taking these used tampons, and all of the birdseed behind the register."
W@rui said:
Styx might be as bad as Ralph know, if not worse. I don't think Ralph has been to jail or has a mugshot posted online.
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Oh, Buddy- no. Not at all. Ralph took a swing at a female LEO and did a few months for it. He also has had a handful of domestics since then, including getting into a fight with Digibro- and eventually marrying and knocking up Digi's former girlfriend.

E: Beaten.

Fount of BadSpeak said:
I really don't have a dog in the personal life fight, nor do I have any idea if he is guilty, innocent, or if there's more to the story.
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Maybe you can read the thread, or at least the highlights. It's a hell of a ride. Even just the last few-hundred pages. I'd consider starting in December for the current arc.
 
It's incredible how this manlet has thrown his life away. Like, he's responding to his fuckups with even harder fuckups, it's amazing.

Dude isn't even giving himself a chance to recover from any of this at this point, lol.
 
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Fount of BadSpeak said:
This is one of the few lolcows I actually knew about before coming here, and have been subbed to him for years because he is one weird guy. I have occasionally enjoyed his insane demon and occult bullshit contrasting sharply with his braindead neocon takes, but I never knew anything about his personal life beyond what little he mentioned in the videos I sometimes put on for noise. As such, I really don't have a dog in the personal life fight, nor do I have any idea if he is guilty, innocent, or if there's more to the story.

That being said, surely this demon worshipping retard understands that fleeing a court date is one of the single worst things you can do if you are trying to beat the charges right? I genuinely can not fathom what his mindset is here, or what he thinks will be accomplished by doing this. You might as well have uploaded a video titled "yeah I did it, catch me if you can cunts!" for how fucking terrible this looks from the outside.
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Based! Another one bites the dust! I used to watch almost every stream, donate a little, and fight with Bobby Bobbinson. Then I realized Bobby was right and I finally started an account here mainly for this thread way back around page 300. He is handling everything wrong while insulting and blocking the few people left who care about him. Sam should have never brought those almost-fake charges against him but the avoidant, arrogant way he handled them turned this into a life-altering deal.
 
Feyd-Robert Rekieta said:
Styx will talk up a big game out how he's resisting tyranny but when those police knock on his door, he will cave immediately and allow them to take him into custody. He loves the attention and loves being the victim.
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When he sees the cops coming, he will command Mother to answer them at the door. Meanwhile, he will jump into bed and put a thermometer in his mouth and pretend to be sleeping, like when we played sick as kids, trying to get out of going to school.
 
Humble Architect said:
We need multiple, for a “Smokin Aces” scenario, where just as insane people hunt a fey pirate.

There is simply no such thing as a “normal bounty hunter”
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I mean it’s retarded easy to get your license in most states. Some Kiwis have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
 
Dufe said:
Im sure his occult powers will get him out of this.
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The only thing that can get him out of this is to repent for his sins and accept his lord and savior Jesus Christ into his heart and dedicate his life to serving the lord god.
But he wont cause lol demons r liek totes cool n stuff n he got his le epic bird husband wife thing reddit upvote!!!!! epic witchcraft!!!!!!
 
White Christmas said:
When he sees the cops coming, he will command Mother to answer them at the door. Meanwhile, he will jump into bed and put a thermometer in his mouth and pretend to be sleeping, like when we played sick as kids, trying to get out of going to school.
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How dare you libel Tarl with such lies. His thermometer always goes in his anus, not his mouth as it reminds him of new Orleans
 
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