🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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They found Styx a cellie!

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A week ago I put together this timeline with the hope I could disprove the seizure claim.

The day before the court appearance (Feb 5)

7:29pm X post "no content tomorrow"

8:12pm X post "live in fear..."
A comment on this post claimed this was a quote from the movie Blade Runner.

The day of the court appearance (Feb 6)

1:14am "Gethsamane moment..."

11:33am @General Insomnia posts that Tard seized out. @Nunya Business posted about the seizure about the same time. That post was nuked, but the text exists in a reply.

1:49pm Tard shows up at kiwi farms per screenshot posted by @Mushroom King

The day after court (Feb 7)

12:40am X post "...in transit"

4:11am X repost of a crucified monk.

4:30am X post "Pizza Hit..."

These three posts show that Tard didn't get a lot of sleep that night. I think the "in transit" post marks when he decided to flee. With his fleas.

There are two buses a day leaving Rutland that will get you to NYC, at 7:17am and 3:25pm. It appears he took the early bus, because...

8:59am X post "Shaftsbury"
There is only one town in New England named Shaftsbury, and it is just off Rt. 7. The bus goes right by there, and the time matches.

12:22pm X post "bus noises..."
This post makes sense now. He was successfully fleeing, and the bus noise was music to his ears, and his fleas ears, I suppose.

2:05pm X post "seven heaven..."
No clue what this is about. It was the last post of the day.

The bus arrived in Port Authority at 4:25pm on Saturday, 7 February.

8 February, 2026:
X posts resume in the am. I didn't see any of interest, but there was a comment at 8:27pm by Maria C: "R U in Brooklyn?"

I did all this to see if I could disprove the seizure claim, but I can't say for sure. I think the most likely scenario is Tard had some sort of crash out / tantrum / catatonic episode that was purely a mental issue. I do not think he went to the hospital, and that statement may bite him in the ass.
 
Le Bunque said:
I do not think he went to the hospital, and that statement may bite him in the ass.
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That is if they decide to do anything about it. The sad part is that if he's smart (he's not), he'll dump his burner phone before he gets back for his next court appearance, but we both know that phone was on with Mel through various stages of the trip, so they'll still be able to backtrace him and the consequences will never be the same.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
That is if they decide to do anything about it. The sad part is that if he's smart (he's not), he'll dump his burner phone before he gets back for his next court appearance, but we both know that phone was on with Mel through various stages of the trip, so they'll still be able to backtrace him and the consequences will never be the same.
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I swear if nothing happens to this guy nothing better ever happened to any other low level fuck up who doesn't wish to harm people or destroy society. I'm sick of watching people online get away with any number of crimes while people in real life step around cracks in the sidewalk just to keep their freedom.

It's not like I want to see horrible things happen to reTarl but he's an entertainer so whatever does happen I want it to be entertaining.
 
ShiverStar said:
It's not like I want to see horrible things happen to reTarl but he's an entertainer so whatever does happen I want it to be entertaining.
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His sperging out over the last couple of years has been the only entertainment he's ever been worth. Can you imagine if even more mental bitches he's slept with come forth?!
 
Ghostface Killah said:
There is something about all three of these trashy whores, and their inability to accept any share of blame for their own problems.
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Common thing for lolcows

Dizzyuntildeath said:
Pitch this to Sam Hyde: rent or buy a big house, cover every square inch of the property with cameras, put Tarl in it, and a man EXACTLY like Tarl, then put in all the BPD co-stars we know and love.

House demolished and 4 deaths inside a week. Renewed for 8 seasons.
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Add Ethan Ralph to the mix for wheelchair diversity.
 
Le Bunque said:
I do not think he went to the hospital, and that statement may bite him in the ass.
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He's pretty fucked legally. He has "left the state without seeking approval/notifying his PO of where he is traveling to." On top of all his other shit his next court hearing is going to be a bloodbath, if he bothers to show up that is. I think he has literally violated every single condition of his probation. It's actually impressive when you think about it.

Edit: Made my grammar gooder. :really:
 
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Leylon Sneed said:
So the top result for a restaurant that would carry this is about 7.5 miles from Mel's house. I wonder if her parents drove.
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99% of everything he cooks is kale and beans but the one time he seeks out meat he goes for a disgusting, almost non-meat animal product that can't be sourced in Brooklyn? I remember when Binging with Babish made the everything meat burrito from a local butcher shop that he walked to. Are you sure this guy is in NYC?
 
W@rui said:
Wtf?

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WhOa yOu guiSe! Check oUt hoW groSs I am. Look at me, look at me!?!?! This freak show is trying way too hard to be Cobes at this point. This ain’t it Walmart Wizard.

It’s going to be hilarious when he’s sat in front of a judge eventually having to explain himself. Thank God he was forced away from little Tarlette and her mom.
 
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