🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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He mentioned living out in Texas and he was briefly married to a Mexican torta. Seems to have ended like all of his other relationships.
Merida beacons.
Be careful who you have to fill the shoes of Kirstie. I've killed people for less.
Nobody will replace Kirstie. Her best movie, IMO, Madhouse with John Larroquette. It's perfectly dark 80s, even if it was released in 1990. From beginning to the end, it's like the Tarl thread. It starts off simple and just keeps getting worse. Well worth the $6 for a DVD (Free on Tubi or Roku, according to Google).

 
With Sam hot on his heels and father of the potato, I'd say it's more like Witness.
Maybe we can change the movie to Fargo and Sam can play the part of Steve Buschemi
Be careful who you have to fill the shoes of Kirstie. I've killed people for less.
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Look upon your queen Diz. Time has not been kind to her. Kind of looks like Nikki these days.
 
I think this heralds the beginning of a comeback. His fans must have demanded a sequel:
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Great artists throughout modern history have produced profound work beyond their maturity in their 20s and then gracefully expired on heroin like real men. Styx, deep into middle age and with no legacy to stand on but a mountain of Youtube news-reading slop, facing credible charges of ABUSE and NEGLIGENCE, boldly leans into peepee-poopoo """comedy""" PDFs. Let's see how it plays out.
 
He doesn't know how to make PDFs. I believe he either has a legacy copy of word on his grifted laptop, or more likely is paying the subscription for office, which is something like $400 annually, so that he can make his pee pee poo poo menu's. I may be wrong, but I think nutty norman is one of his cringe cards that he writes on notebook paper about people who've bullied him. Come to think of it, I don't even think I saw a blood seal on his cringe cards.

Come to think of it, I didn't even bother to inspect his handwriting when he showed those cards. I imagine it's bad.
 
Come to think of it, I didn't even bother to inspect his handwriting when he showed those cards. I imagine it's bad.
Scroll back a couple pages. It's nasty block script chicken scratch, just as one might expect.

I believe he either has a legacy copy of word
This still makes no sense. Windows has had a built-in "Print to PDF" since.. what? 7? Even Word 2013 has a "Save as PDF" option. Google Docs has "Download - as PDF". Tarl is just a lazy stupid drunk.
 
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Great artists throughout modern history have produced profound work beyond their maturity in their 20s and then gracefully expired on heroin like real men. Styx, deep into middle age and with no legacy to stand on but a mountain of Youtube news-reading slop, facing credible charges of ABUSE and NEGLIGENCE, boldly leans into peepee-poopoo """comedy""" PDFs. Let's see how it plays out.
Even Picasso was painting breathtaking scenes as a child, then turned to the poopoo peepee of Cubism and other abstract bullshit later in life despite being immensely talented. And Tarl is no Picasso, he can't even crash out artistically.
 
I wonder how toof-leff tard's "tErMiNaL" illness is going? Seems like he miraculously recovered; sans his toof. Maybe the "sezuire" cured it? Maybe that 1 part ketchup/6 parts vodka spaghetti sauce is a super cure? 🍝🤮💩🪦
 
I wonder how toof-leff tard's "tErMiNaL" illness is going? Seems like he miraculously recovered; sans his toof. Maybe the "sezuire" cured it? Maybe that 1 part ketchup/6 parts vodka spaghetti sauce is a super cure? 🍝🤮💩🪦
It turned out to be a case of bad-feels teenage heartbreak (late 30s). He felt really sad about Sam never ever taking him back. Unfortunately that drama was interrupted by compounding legal issues and a smashed face so he had to pivot off that narrative arc.
 
I wonder how toof-leff tard's "tErMiNaL" illness is going? Seems like he miraculously recovered; sans his toof. Maybe the "sezuire" cured it? Maybe that 1 part ketchup/6 parts vodka spaghetti sauce is a super cure? 🍝🤮💩🪦

Through chaos magic, the illness was concentrated in the tooth, which was then cast out of Tarl. It was all planned out and executed perfectly. You underestimate the far-reaching ways of Stolas at your own peril, normie.
 
He doesn't know how to make PDFs. I believe he either has a legacy copy of word on his grifted laptop, or more likely is paying the subscription for office, which is something like $400 annually, so that he can make his pee pee poo poo menu's. I may be wrong, but I think nutty norman is one of his cringe cards that he writes on notebook paper about people who've bullied him. Come to think of it, I don't even think I saw a blood seal on his cringe cards.

Come to think of it, I didn't even bother to inspect his handwriting when he showed those cards. I imagine it's bad.

Maybe now that the VCR in his head has stopped blinking "12:00" for a little bit, he'll get the .PDF thing down. I think he mentioned Open Office, once.
 
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I could see him doing that. Since he doesn't do business digitally (at least not real business) that could work. I've tried using Open Office and LibreOffice but the .doc compatibility isn't there. Cheapest out I've found has been Google docs, just export as whatever you're client has, and it works. Not being able to use acrobat to convert PDFs though is peak boomer, I had some things scanned a while back and most print shops have scan to PDF as a default output.
 
Not being able to use acrobat to convert PDFs though is peak boomer,
I don't even have acrobat because I don't like what Adobe does to my system but it hardly matters, I've been printing to PDF from every software that I use in windows or linux for so long I can't remember when it became common. Tarl is simply lazy in all ways.
 
Scroll back a couple pages. It's nasty block script chicken scratch, just as one might expect.


This still makes no sense. Windows has had a built-in "Print to PDF" since.. what? 7? Even Word 2013 has a "Save as PDF" option. Google Docs has "Download - as PDF". Tarl is just a lazy stupid drunk.
@Styxhexenhammer666 just go to your document and pretend you're going to print it. Ctrl+P or whatever you like to use. In the drop-down to pick a printer, select "Print to PDF" instead. Take a moment to save it to an easy to find folder. Maybe make a folder first and leave it on your desktop at all times.
 
Merida beacons.

Nobody will replace Kirstie. Her best movie, IMO, Madhouse with John Larroquette. It's perfectly dark 80s, even if it was released in 1990. From beginning to the end, it's like the Tarl thread. It starts off simple and just keeps getting worse. Well worth the $6 for a DVD (Free on Tubi or Roku, according to Google).

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She was super hot in Runaway (1984)
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Maybe we can change the movie to Fargo and Sam can play the part of Steve Buschemi

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Look upon your queen Diz. Time has not been kind to her. Kind of looks like Nikki these days.
She died in 2022, dipshit, at age 71.

Edit: NVM. You already got scolded. lol
 
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Look upon your queen Diz. Time has not been kind to her. Kind of looks like Nikki these days.
She's dead, Jim. Died of cancer. I suspect scientology didnt give he the best treatment options.

I want to defend Kirstie. Yes she hit the wall and looked like a blimp. I suspect it was faggot-tolgists telling her it was all in her mind and she just needed some peptides.

People who knew Kirstie ,along with public comments from relatives, consistently said Kirstie was genuinely warm, generous, and very involved with her stepchildren and later her step grandchildren. She treated them as fully her family, not extras from a previous marriage.

Kirstie was affectionate and attentive especially with kids and enjoyed being a hands on grandmother figure. Kirstie was known for showing up holidays, milestones, everyday stuff and off camera she was far less abrasive than her public persona sometimes suggested

7 months before cancer claimed her
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She was 5'7, and in her prime was quite easy on the eyes

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I bet if Tard had Kirstie for a grandmother she could have fixed him, heck, hed be better off with scientology than stole-ass.


Even Picasso was painting breathtaking scenes as a child, then turned to the poopoo peepee of Cubism and other abstract bullshit later in life despite being immensely talented. And Tarl is no Picasso, he can't even crash out artistically.
I never bought into Picasso pee pee poo poo stuff either.

And the more I looked into Dali, the more he made my ass tired.



Rated R(etarded)

She's dead from butt cancer, asshole.
I see what you did there
 
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