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It's been done. Nominative Determinism
🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes
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ShiverStar
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Thanks. Wow I forgot that whenever there is no political/memetic bias to worry about, Wikipedia can actually be useful.
MunsterCheeseJr
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@Sekhmet666 What lies and torture has Sam inflicted on her ex-husband. I don't feel like we have received the full story on that yet.
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Well, Sam is roleplaying with him as SpacePrimate - you could try asking him, but the cadence, writing, et al- it's entirely Sam.
In other news, I'm finally feeling the curse of the Walmart Warlock-
Not only do I have an annoying head cold (sinusitis is already starting to clear up), but my watchband is in USPS limbo:
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
OAK CREEK WI DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 12, 2026, 8:48 am
Processing Exception, Regional Weather Delay
February 12, 2026, 7:57 am
Departed USPS Facility
MILWAUKEE, WI 53203
February 12, 2026, 7:54 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
MILWAUKEE, WI 53203
February 12, 2026, 7:48 am
In Transit to Next Facility
February 12, 2026, 7:42 am
Processing Exception, Regional Weather Delay
February 12, 2026, 6:36 am
In Transit to Next Facility
February 12, 2026, 6:21 am
Departed USPS Regional Facility
MADISON WI DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 12, 2026, 5:07 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
MADISON WI DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 11, 2026, 10:18 pm
In Transit to Next Facility
February 8, 2026
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
POCATELLO ID DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 4, 2026, 9:55 am
In Transit to Next Facility
February 4, 2026, 7:14 am
Departed USPS Regional Facility
BOISE ID DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 4, 2026, 6:02 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Destination Facility
BOISE ID DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 3, 2026, 10:25 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
OPA LOCKA FL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
February 2, 2026, 9:51 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
LOS ANGELES CA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
January 28, 2026, 4:54 pm
Accepted at USPS Origin Facility
LOS ANGELES, CA 90040
January 28, 2026, 3:39 pm
Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item
LOS ANGELES, CA 90040
January 22, 2026, 10:32 pm
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Mortifyer
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Yea. I am aware I`m late to the missing tooth fairy party here.. Its just hard to keep up with all the shit going on in his tumultuous life.
Just read last 20 Kiwi pages I was missing out on.
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To be fair, Bondi is a dumb cunt.
MY USPS is doing pinball too.
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MunsterCheeseJr
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Given Tarl's new retarded girlfriend in New York, should we send him a potato masher and a pressure cooker to boil down the bones so he is fully prepared?
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You really think he can overpower her?
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Yeah, its a sad showing for Tard/Thicks. I think the rich Tennessee chick gave him the $500. Nikkis is at $642. So without Thykth paypig girlfriend in Tennessee (Sarah), the one who drove him to court in Louisiana apparently (This pissed @Laylithe off). Without SarahTN , Thicks would only have $142, $100 from the biltong guy.
Nikkster at $642
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She's got retard strength and no remorse. Tarl'll be shouting "No! No! No!", and all she'll hear is "Who wants cake?"
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This is actually heavily pursued by the Transcum, because they burn their old identity and adopt a new one, choosing names with purpose and intentionality. So they have a vested interest in making it look good and accessible; it validates them when they change their name from John Flynt to Briana Wu.
Nig Nog Neanderthal
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What accounts for his periodic cognitive quickenings at various times in the past decade?
Keep in mind that even if you start teetotalling for years, when you go back to drinking, the kindling effect comes into play, so you handle your liquor worse and b L ack out more quickly. Moderation seldom works; the behavior tends to progress.
Although he may not think so, I don't think Tarl has superior control that most drunks lack.
Mortifyer
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Well he has seemingly no control over his intimate roommate in this thread?
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The problem with Tarl's magic is once the spell is broken, its really broken.
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He has this weird monkey's paw thing going on because they continue to stalk him for years afterward. I still don't understand how the school nerd with a rolling cart decides to become a satanist and dress like your standard 90s metal fan and still pulls BPD bitches like he isn't Andy Dick with an NPR voice.
ShiverStar
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Yeah except for the lisp, he's perfect. Whatever he's doing health-wise right now, plus throwing himself at the mercy of both states and he might just survive this shit.
Not sure how he'd handle a livestream, with various articles docked and archived while reading superchats and any interesting free chats that come through on both platforms, for an hour straight.
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Dont do Saruman's staff like that - Thicks also needs a missing piano key!