Oompa Loompa Song for Sam in Spergatory
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-Sam
You hitched your cart to a half-broken scam.
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-Dee,
Red flags were waving for all eyes to see.
Tard boasted and blustered, swaggered and lied,
Sold you a castle but couldn't provide.
Mentor of millions? Prophet of fame?
Cant even rebuild what he once could claim.
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-Dare,
Did you not notice the smell in the air?
Promises polished, credentials inflated,
Confidence loud but success outdated.
Rent and legal fees? Oh what a treat
If Tard's wallet's thin, that offer's cheap.
A "meal ticket" made of paper and glue
Melts in the rain the moment it's due.
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-Doubt,
Why didn't common sense bail you out?
When history whispers, "Check the track,"
Maybe don't jump and don't look back.
If someone performs a character grand,
But can't even manage their own small brand,
Perhaps the illusion is all that you see -
A wizard of smoke, no machinery.
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-Lies,
Some lessons are harsh, and pride runs high.
But next time a wagon comes wobbling through,
Ask who is pulling. and what they can do.
You'll live and you'll learn - that much is true.
Just don't let the Oompas sing twice for you.