🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I found this video of Liz / Elisabeth's Philosophy archived.
hR0PuCpBpUc.mp4
She's a single mom now, looks tired. Kind of sad.

Sleep training a small baby? Selfish retard. God gave her tits so she could cuddle up to the baby and meet its needs all night.

 

[mickrussom]

Nikki knocked one of his immense front teeth out and now he sounds like Mike Tyson.

She cracked that teeth with a can of tolbus sasolute whoop ass.

 

[DominoPetachi]

@FaggotOwlDemon

Seems like there is no proof of Liz monkey branching. Even the self-hating nigress vouched for her explaining that she didn’t have a problem with Liz because she was already divorced from her first husband in 2017 and no longer living with him when she started talking to Tardl. It makes sense that she wouldn’t have know him at that time. According to Styx, they met and got married within 5 months. He went to Netherlands in late 2019.

Mystery Meat’s opinion can be discarded. The picture of Liz allegedly sitting on the floor is proof of nothing.

@Laylithe you wanna correct the record?

Or is she still banished from this thread?

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

@DominoPetachi @FaggotOwlDemon

Here is another reference from @Human Mystery on Liz planning her divorce with Styx while her husband slept in the next room over.

🗑️ Trashfire Post in thread 'StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick'

Jan 24, 2024

I can’t stand Tarl, he *tried* to get me to play Russian roulette with my health after inviting Felina (I can’t find her YouTube channel atm) up from New York (I think) and getting involved with Sam again within 4 weeks of asking me out.

Just to clarify no one has a sexually transmitted disease AFAIK but he went with those two unprotected whilst pursuing me then applied pressure to me, trying and *failing* to get me to have unprotected sex.

But it’s unfair to post pictures of Dylan up here like this - although he is whom I referred to as the ‘hot husband’.

Who has Dylan at home and...

• Human Mystery

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Liz was literally in the next room to her then husband while plotting plan B. Divorce and another quick marriage. I have no sympathy. Everything was premeditated.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

As I recall, the offer was 500 and she wanted 2000 ... or 4x their offer. You act like they are unreasonable for pulling the offer that she unreasonably quadrupled. PPP and Warski both say without hesitation they are in it for the money. Apparently Nikki's juice isn't worth the squeeze--and I think everyone here understands that. Well maybe everyone but you.

My understanding is that they first offered $2k for *both* Nikki and Sam, not just one. They wanted an "interview" that featured slaps, hisses, and gobs of flying fur.

 

[W@rui]

Tarl sure knows how to pick 'em doesn't he?

 

[Guytoucher18]

I found this video of Liz / Elisabeth's Philosophy archived.
hR0PuCpBpUc.mp4
She's a single mom now, looks tired. Kind of sad.

I think this is a cuter look for her than the washed out renaissance painting cosplay she was doing when she was with Styx, but holy shit she is soooo autistic and soooooo Dutch.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

soooo autistic and soooooo Dutch.

So why didn't they just shoot him and blame it on a dyke?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

That's cool didn't know niggardly came through english from norse. I would have guessed it was from a romance language.

My favorite website after Kiwifarms is wiktionary. I love looking at the etymology of different words. And you can click through all the links and see how different words are related.

Etymology​

From Middle English nigard, nygard (“miser”), from nig (“niggardly person”), possibly of Scandinavian origin; compare Old Icelandic hnøggr (“miserly, stingy”), Old Norse *hniggw, with descendants Swedish njugg (“stingy”), dialectal Swedish niggla (“be stingy”), dialectal Norwegian nigla.[1][2] Ultimately from Proto-Germanic *hnauwjaz, source of Old English hneaw (“stingy”), replaced by Middle English nig. Possibly cognate to niggle (“miser”).[3] Compare German Knicker (“niggard”), knickerig (“niggardly”). Unrelated to the word nigger, but see the usage notes.

Just call me Hniggw Hnøggr Hneanderdal. Digging back into the plaited history of Old Norse, Proto-Germanic, Proto-Indoeuropean, Anglo-Saxon, Frisian, and Norman (Nordmann) French is fun. Tarl, being a linguist, could advise.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Dog Not Barking: While Styx is complaining that he is so poor and dying and he cannot afford lawyers or health care that his Britbong beef jerky salesman is crowdfunding money to help save Styx, Liz is NOT complaining or dropping hints in her twitter feed that Styx isn't paying child support.

https://xcancel.com/EPhiliosophy/with_replies

If Styx were really this destitute that he cannot afford cigarettes and wine, don't you think he might be missing some payments or cutting the amount paid?

 

[mickrussom]

That was probably a good fungusburger, minus the sunflower oil and cheese.

@Styxhexenhammer666 / Tard was so proud of himself preparing food for himself. I think he thought he was a chef in the making, but really noone beside Liane Cartman / Pam Warwick had ever fed Tard before.

So Tard thought he would teach the world. Meanwhile his recipes were basic bitch slop.

Whenever I see Tard telling the world of his worldly discoveries to the other provincial plebs (I think Tard thought everyone was as dopey as rural simple folk)

I think of this commercial, the Huggies Pull-Ups commercial that had the jingle

Mommie, WOW! Im a big kid now!

Pammie, Wow! Tardi's a big kid now!

 

[W@rui]

If Styx were really this destitute that he cannot afford cigarettes and wine, don't you think he might be missing some payments or cutting the amount paid?

He already tried to skip out on a payment before to give money for Sam's rent; it wouldn't surprise me if it happened other times.

 

[mickrussom]

If Styx were really this destitute that he cannot afford cigarettes and wine, don't you think he might be missing some payments or cutting the amount paid?

Nikki said that Sams rent could not be paid and the 2900 to Liz. So he is down to the point where going over 5000/mo puts him in the poorhouse. 800 to Pam, 2900 to Liz, and that leaves 1300. Without Nikki's job, he is destitute, cant afford booze, cigs, beer, wine, gas, food. So he ran, ran so far away. To Mel by the Sea.

Nikki said that Liz called Pam to intervene and to make sure that he "child support" money was sent before putting up slags.

 

[Guytoucher18]

So why didn't they just shoot him and blame it on a dyke?

You'd think he would've assimilated to Holland better considering how much he likes sticking his grubby fingers in dykes.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Dog Not Barking: While Styx is complaining that he is so poor and dying and he cannot afford lawyers or health care that his Britbong beef jerky salesman is crowdfunding money to help save Styx, Liz is NOT complaining or dropping hints in her twitter feed that Styx isn't paying child support.

https://xcancel.com/EPhiliosophy/with_replies

If Styx were really this destitute that he cannot afford cigarettes and wine, don't you think he might be missing some payments or cutting the amount paid?

She isn't saying anything at all in her Twatter, AFAIK. Anyhow, the government will step in where a father will not.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I'm shipping Styxhexenhammer666 and Elisabeth's Philosophy.

Satan's blessings be upon this humongous mistake.
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Gotta assume this is the same person that caused a month of madness where Tarl dyed his hair, shaved, and generally acted like a fagalone.

Should work out. I wonder if she'll get her own shelf in the fridge or if Mom and Dad are going to be hardasses about it.

It had better be Elisabeth's Philosophy or I'm going to lose the office pool.

Well called bud, well called.

Hopefully it turns out well for both of them.

So I was reading the ancient history on this thread and wanted to bring attention to these comments.

It did not, in fact, turn out well for both of them.

Geezus Christ....

What the fuck is wrong with Tarl?

There has to be more women, right?

There were, in fact, more women.

 

[W@rui]

I found this video of Liz / Elisabeth's Philosophy archived.
hR0PuCpBpUc.mp4
She's a single mom now, looks tired. Kind of sad.

Too bad the father isn't there to pick up the slack.

What a shame.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Styx sounding like Mr. Herbert (whistle) with his missing(whistle) tooth (whistle).

 

[mickrussom]

You'd think he would've assimilated to Holland better considering how much he likes sticking his grubby fingers in dykes.

His version of the dutch boy in the dyke. Damn the AI is really giving me a hard time with this one. Tard Brinker

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nikki knocked one of his immense front teeth out and now he sounds like Mike Tyson.

Unlike Mike, Tard can't hit hard enough to stun women and his opponents.