🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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"Oh Tolbus Sasolute Ass, ye treacherous black tar!
Ye promise me heaven then hand me a scar!
Ye summon the wild ones with fire in their pants,
Who love ye, then shove ye, then steal all yer advance!
Yo ho, bottoms up—don’t ye dare spill a drop,
Or the wenches’ll roll ye till ye beg them to stop!"
 
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Johnny Cash, that self-mythologizing, cheating, misbehaving lifelong addict could very well be Tarl's patron saint. Mad props to a troubador who got disemboweled by a long-legged pet bird and put himself into a coma by hiding a blister pack of smuggled Xanax under his sopping wet abdominal dressing. Tarl only hopes to approximate The Man in Black.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Johnny Cash, that self-mythologizing, cheating, misbehaving lifelong addict could very well be Tarl's patron saint. Mad props to a troubador who got disemboweled by a long-legged pet bird and put himself into a coma by hiding a blister pack of smuggled Xanax under his sopping wet abdominal dressing. Tarl only hopes to approximate The Man in Black.
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You could have it all, my empire of dirt.
I will let you down, but I will make you squirt.

(All respect to NIN, but I prefer Cash's cover of it)
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Johnny Cash, that self-mythologizing, cheating, misbehaving lifelong addict could very well be Tarl's patron saint. Mad props to a troubador who got disemboweled by a long-legged pet bird and put himself into a coma by hiding a blister pack of smuggled Xanax under his sopping wet abdominal dressing. Tarl only hopes to approximate The Man in Black.
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You have far to much faith in Tarl's sense of taste. When he was looking for a self destruction role model he chose GG Allin.
 
Mushroom King said:
Are there any theories as to what Tolbus Sasolute means? Was he trying to write totally absolute? Is it a blood magic incantation?
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I don't know what that incoherent gurgling was supposed to mean, but I got secondhand drunk just reading the post.
 
GooderFloorsCo. said:
Wu Tang Clan has been defeated, Brooklyn has been conquered. TOLBUS SASOLUTE!
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He really fled two separate sets of felony charges by going into a commie run shit hole with delicious food and retarded pussy, knowing there is no way in hell any cop in NYC is doing shit for these outside courts and he can abuse bitches without restraint. He is in American exile. No sleep til Brooklyn.
 
W@rui said:
Technology is hard. :story:
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The cops have his phone, so he is using a crummy laptop and backup phone and het cant login to jouTube with the crummy laptop.

He is holed up in Mel's house, had to take the bus to get there.

So his usual boomer tier tech retardation is made worse by missing devices and being away from Castle Warwick
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Imagine having all of your 2FA shit locked for months and never needing to use it. It's almost as if he doesn't do any.. oh.
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I can't imagine not just getting a cheap phone and going to my carrier to get the number switched to a different SIM. IMHO I think, he thinks, he's on the run, and the Man is too dumb to realize he has accounts other than YouTube.
 
Alright... we're back, baby!

It's that time again. Styx's 2024 superchats are now fully logged, feast your eyes on all of the beautiful data here.

Here's how the remaining 3 months of 2024 shook out:

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And here's the total superchats for all 12 months:

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His 2025 numbers were a 57% decrease from this, FYI..

This man owes his entire Youtube career to Trump & Covid, though we've known this for a while. The election news frenzy temporarily covered up the fallout from the groping scandal and NOLA arrest, but once the dust settled, it was pretty clear that he lost a sizeable chunk of long-term viewers. His numbers took a notable nosedive in the middle of November (only 7-10 days after the election, mind you) and would never recover from that point onwards. Just a few weeks after his final 2024 stream, the infamous pirate hat makes its first appearance...
 
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