🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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>Styx turns up at Mel's house and gives the door a knock.

As she autistically lurches towards the entrance and opens the door. A whiff of oil of pertunia, vomit, box wine and owl shit enters her nostrils.

>mfw it's smell time
 
Lukie said:
>Styx turns up at Mel's house and gives the door a knock.

As she autistically lurches towards the entrance and opens the door. A whiff of oil of pertunia, vomit, box wine and owl shit enters her nostrils.

>mfw it's smell time
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Tard has been dodging consequences the way other men dodged rain simply by pretending it wasnt happening. He staggered to jew York on a smelly bus always one county line ahead of a warrant .. but felt real enough when sirens howled in the distance.

Vermont spat him out until March, Louisiana wants his ass in court in 3 weeks and somewhere between the two he lost a Temu boot, gained a DT tremor, and fermented himself into something that smelled like regret, sweaty ass, stale box bota box chardonnay wine and biltong coated in marmite. By the time he reached the rowhouse at in the middle of jew York he was convinced fate owed him shelter.

Inside lived Mel, a woman of limited mental faculties. She meant well, thought deeply about nothing, and trusted anything that knocked politely. When she opened the door, the air changed - cheap floral oil, sour wine, damp owl feathers, and the unmistakable musk of a man who believed soap was a conspiracy. Tard leaned against the frame like a bad idea trying to look charming. He lied effortlessly, each sentence sliding out smoother than the last - views are up, a fresh start, trouble before was all temporary, nothing serious, I myself suffer no such things. Mel nodded along with idiot googly eyes absorbing none of it but all of the tone which felt friendly enough.

What followed was less a romance than a stalemate. Tard occupied the couch like a barnacle, drank what little there was, streamed nonsense into the void, and assured Mel tomorrow would be different. Tomorrow never arrived. Police cruisers passed once, twice, never stopping, and Tard mistook that for victory. Mel mistook his presence for purpose. And the house, soaked in noise and smell and empty promises, became a port where nothing good docked but nothing ever quite left either unless it was in handcuffs.

@Styxhexenhammer666 the third eye can see you. You might think you can hide. But the light of truth goes around every dark corner.
 
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Tard is currently comatose, isn't he?

Wasn't the last thing he said something like "tolbus sabsolute" or something like that, just literal incoherent niggerbabble?
 
AnOminous said:
Wasn't the last thing he said something like "tolbus sabsolute" or something like that, just literal incoherent niggerbabble?
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He is on twitter being a fag. He blocked so many people there are barely any comments on his twats or Xs or whatever elon wants the plebs to call his shit machine.

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I am retarted. But what if Sam was really. Bryan(King of Pol) Dunn.
Here me out. They both have multiple socks and have a thing for cock.
Im gonna stroke my beard on this one.
 
Soapmore said:
That's the one who eats lipstick?

So his theme is simpletons who open their legs. Aim high
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She will open her legs for everything but penis. She is approaching the magical, mystical 40 year old virgin mark. Truly, a mystical creature she is! It seems filthy pirates may be aiming too high with this conservative Christian.

Lukie said:
>Styx turns up at Mel's house and gives the door a knock.

As she autistically lurches towards the entrance and opens the door. A whiff of oil of pertunia, vomit, box wine and owl shit enters her nostrils.

>mfw it's smell time
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Mel is the only human respected and obeyed by demonic, pickled brained, sea demons. She has a solution! She makes them "sage themselves" to mask the horrific odor.
 
Styx uploaded his daily videos to Rumble and bitchute but not to youtube or odysee. Has he lost his youtube password or are there 2FA problems? I think he has had problems logging in to youtube in the past. Nearly all of his income comes from youtube.

Might be late here, but has he just changed his twitter bio? For years it just stated that he was God. It now says
Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight
Where we stood still"

Styx talked repeatedly about how he hated being around large groups of people. New York City would represent hell on earth for him.

AnOminous said:
Tard is currently comatose, isn't he?

Wasn't the last thing he said something like "tolbus sabsolute" or something like that, just literal incoherent niggerbabble?
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Drunkenly trying to type "To bust absolute ass"?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
She will open her legs for everything but penis. She is approaching the magical, mystical 40 year old virgin mark. Truly, a mystical creature she is! It seems filthy pirates may be aiming too high with this conservative Christian.



Mel is the only human respected and obeyed by demonic, pickled brained, sea demons. She has a solution! She makes them "sage themselves" to mask the horrific odor.
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What is it about Tarl's women that they simultaneously revile him, but also get insanely jealous about their successor. Did all of you really think 'Well, he's cheated on and abused every woman before me, but THIS time it's different! I'm special!'

Who cares if she's a weird 40 year old virgin. You're a weird 40 year old not-virgin, how's your life going?
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
New York City would represent hell on earth for him.
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He's about an hour walk from Owl's Head Park, Google Street view looks like the neighborhood is mostly 2-3 story townhomes. It's not like he's in Manhattan, he'll be fine, h can just smoke a joint, and drink a box of wine.. oh wait.

At least he has a live in Nanny.

ETA there are 5 treatment centers within an hour walk of his new haunt, maybe this was the pirates plan all along?
 
Mel is the only human respected and obeyed by demonic, pickled brained, sea demons. She has a solution! She makes them "sage themselves" to mask the horrific odor.


Why do you give a shit about styxx?
Gonna try and upload a song?

I ran so far away.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Think I'd rather get a blowjob from Bryan. Sam looks like she gives toothy head.
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Her teeth are/were in rough shape. In her older videos her teeth are just one continuous tooth because of all the plaque and calc. Add copious amount of weed cigarettes and booze and then you can understand why a mouth as filthy as Tarl's was seen as a beloved guest and not a biological hazard.
 
Updatedmyjournal said:
I ran so far away.
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I walked a crooked avenue
Rum on my breath, boots full of dew
Boots full of dew
I never thought Id meet a girl like Mel
Whod open up the door as well
Just open up as well

Hes got box-wine dreams and thrift-store lights
The kind of plans that sound right twice
Sound right twice
I told a story, she just smiled
Didnt catch a word, but liked the style
Liked the style

And I ran, I ran from every town
I just ran, with warrants floating round
Couldnt stick around

A knock goes up against her door
I say Im clean, I say Im poor
Say Im poor
A drunken pirate, hat in hand
Spins tall tales she understands
She understands

The couch becomes a ship at sea
I stream my nonsense endlessly
Endlessly
Sirens pass, I hold my breath
She asks if this is love or stress
Love or stress

And I ran, I ran so far away
From court dates, real jobs, and yesterday
Couldnt get away
Yeah I ran, I ran all night and day
Till I washed up here and chose to stay
Couldnt get away

Reached for truth, but grabbed a lie
She nods along and wonders why
Wonders why
Two lost souls, no guiding star
Just a drunk pirate and a girl who are
Who they are

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
But somehow here I couldnt get away
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Styx uploaded his daily videos to Rumble and bitchute but not to youtube or odysee. Has he lost his youtube password or are there 2FA problems? I think he has had problems logging in to youtube in the past. Nearly all of his income comes from youtube.

Might be late here, but has he just changed his twitter bio? For years it just stated that he was God. It now says
Teach the children quietly
For someday sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight
Where we stood still"
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He still Has "I am God" on his Toobz.
So much teen angst in the boy.
 
SnakesBleedRed said:
He seems like hes a good dad, and a loving guy towards his family. The fact that sam is always saying hes doing bad things and is mean, pretty much proves hes a cool dude.
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How did you even graduate highschool? I fixed your capitalization, and added some punctuation. Overall better, but not great.
 
cant believe ya'll cyber bullied tarl so much about his filthy house that he put a white sheet up to hide it.
 
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