The vast majority of guytoucher's posts are in this thread or other Styx related threads. There was one other post about baseball.
I mentioned this ITT, I really think pimps would know better than getting tangled up with these types of hoors - pimp selection and grooming process would weed most of these out. Fucking Sam would be biting customers dicks off or find a John she really likes and get into boiling bunny mode - not good for business.
He pulls in trailer park tier hoes - he pulls from the same pool as street hoes. Easy.
Quantity over quality for Captain @Styxhexenhammer666.
Pimps don't typically take EBT for tarot card readings.
Yet this man came in LAST for lolcow of the year. Stolas willing, 2026 will be his year.
What's this weird paranoid obsession with everybody who isn't interested in talking about Turkish Tom, Joey Jerkoff, and Yannick Youtuber being an alt of Sam lol. I don't care about your boring internet people, I just like goofing on this retard I used to get "news" from 10 years ago. Sort of a "fool me once" deal with watching internet garbo
The women of Tarl's life are low tier. Their collective appeal wouldn't fill a thimble. Set your standards low enough and you can have the same.
Im the same, I never saw myself caring about a cow, but Tard, Tard has to pay.
Don't take it personally. It's just a shit test as this thread has more socks than a knitting circle.
This is his technique.
I too must come clean Mr. @Dumbledore's Onlyfans. I have only posted in Tarl and his calves' threads also, because I am only interested in this circus. But I am willing to submit to a full background check to clear my name if it comes down to it.
Speaking for myself, I've been following this thread since roughly page 200 (although I did read back from the very first post forward).
Im never surprised, and frequently wrong. Dont forget In this case I was right.
Lest you forget our friend is actually a veteran of the psychic wars, 33rd infantry battalion.
Right. There is a reason the only one he tried to impregnate was Liz. He knew she was way above his league and he figured he could keep her around via the child. This tactic has been used for thousands of years. In the end, he couldnt overcome his white trash/native/mudblood genetics and his inner incel took over and burned it all down. He was an incel in high school and has no idea how to deal with women in a relationship. As soon as Liz was out the door, he ran straight back to the trailer park and the Walmart parking lot with a double-deuce.
You see me now a veteran of a thousand faggot wars.
I humbly retract my statement.
