🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Are we all just pretending we dont know who this is at this point? We get that you escaped containment but dont you have to pretend to not be who you are to keep it clean?

Cut her some slack. Can't let Nikki hog all the spotlight.
I'm on mobile and can't/don't want to learn how to underline a very specific noun in the sentence to underscore the joke.

 

[Le Bunque]

We're even counting the decimal?

AckSHOOly, yes.

 

[Stinkum]

Last I heard was the magistrate continued his case. Can't remember the date

It's the 27th of this month, and he needs 2 clean drug tests before then.

 

[Dead Air]

Wait a fucking minute.... I thought Tarl had insomnia? It's "severe alcohol addiction"? WHAT??


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While it is well meaning I hope this retard isn't so stupid as to give Tarl any money this brings in without any oversight. Tarl would have to agree to use it as intended which isn't going to happen. If dude just gives Tarl a lump sum of money he's just gonna use it to drink himself to death even further. Very naive.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Wait a fucking minute.... I thought Tarl had insomnia? It's "severe alcohol addiction"? WHAT??


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You oughtta know.

 

[FaggotOwlDemon]

 

[Soapmore]

But I wasn't present for the probation revocation part of it, due to my admittedly unadulterated exuberance.

Unadulterated exuberance. I never heard anyone call prowling the truck stop parking lot that before. Go ahead and brag a little, if you're double-timing the fatties on bags of potatoes in the trailer, you can tell us.

 

[Peachorino]

So, a big chunk of us + the magistrate judge seem to be in agreeance that Tarl probably didn't actually have a seizure, and likely wasn't rushed to the ER. If that's the case, Tarl purposely lied to skip a court hearing and can be held in contempt, correct? The big question at this point is Tarl's current whereabouts, and where/when does he re-appear?

 

[ShiverStar]

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Hmm, tell me Mr intellectual, is it "corrupt" or is it as innocent and random as a dice throw? And how can either be "accurate" and how do I email this to your woke judge who didn't just decide to have you put on a police hold at the "ER" ??

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Hmm, tell me Mr intellectual, is it "corrupt" or is it as innocent and random as a dice throw? And how can either be "accurate" and how do I email this to your woke judge who didn't just decide to have you put on a police hold at the "ER" ??

He rolled a D12 to see if he should hit those women every time. You wanna arrest someone? Arrest the dice. Tarl did nothing wrong.

 

[General Insomnia]

Hello Chyat

 

[mickrussom]

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It's the 27th of this month, and he needs 2 clean drug tests before then.

And suddenly the value of clean piss is worth a lot more

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[UCantCCPMe]

Tarl literally had mommy go to court for him. God he's such a pussy.

You must be confused. Tarl commanded mommy to go to court for him.

So, what are we betting on? jail time? mandated rehab a la Bossman? or the classic Rekieta eternal probation now get outta here you scamp, and have some coke for the kids?

Best case scenario, court mandated rehab, worst case, he gets 90 days for contempt before his case goes forward.

Oh wait sorry, he lives in Vermont. Grounded to his room and no dessert for 2 weeks.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I rang the hospital,
a bell in a white hallway.
I have news.

But not for the mouths
that feast on wreckage
and call it truth.

I’m gone from here.
No more returning.
No more feeding the crowd.

Still,
Tarl, my salt-worn name,
my pirate heart.

Our sweet fruit,
small as a vow,
soft as a sealed letter.

Nothing you do
in this dark little court
can unmake love.

Nothing.

Do you ever exhaust yourself?

 

[Stinkum]

So, a big chunk of us + the magistrate judge seem to be in agreeance that Tarl probably didn't actually have a seizure, and likely wasn't rushed to the ER. If that's the case, Tarl purposely lied to skip a court hearing and can be held in contempt, correct? The big question at this point is Tarl's current whereabouts, and where/when does he re-appear?

Maybe this is why he wanted Nikki out, so no one could reveal his ruse and he could buy himself some extra time for a piss test.

 

[FaggotOwlDemon]

I rang the hospital,
a bell in a white hallway.
I have news.

But not for the mouths
that feast on wreckage
and call it truth.

I’m gone from here.
No more returning.
No more feeding the crowd.

Still,
Tarl, my salt-worn name,
my pirate heart.

Our sweet fruit,
small as a vow,
soft as a sealed letter.

Nothing you do
in this dark little court
can unmake love.

Nothing.

You are Sam.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You are Sam.

She should start a GSG.

 

[Dude Snakes]

@Styxhexenhammer666 Does Stolas accept blood offerings if your anal cavity is ruptured in jail, Tarl? As that big black man is doing his thing you're telling him he's going to regret it.

As a faggot Owl Demon Stolas prefers anal blood sacrifices.

 

[deleuzeon]

Our sweet fruit,
small as a vow,
soft as a sealed letter.

Bitch you took a no contact out on his ass

 

[Soapmore]

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Do you ever exhaust yourself?

I'm not even trying to insult, all I see is a troon that hasn't done the jawline softening surgery yet, with an adam's apple to match, and having a peek at the disordered mind within does nothing to dispel the notion.